Tom Swifties Adverbial Puns (Wellerisms)

"I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY," SAID TOM, BEING FRANK
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"Look at my shiny kitchen floor", Tom waxed.

"Look at my shiny kitchen floor", Tom waxed.
"Look at my shiny kitchen floor", Tom waxed.
"Look at my shiny kitchen floor", Tom waxed.
"Look at my shiny kitchen floor", Tom waxed.
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"Only seven more days," Tom said weakly

"Only seven more days," Tom said weakly
"Only seven more days," Tom said weakly
"Only seven more days," Tom said weakly
"Only seven more days," Tom said weakly
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"I love hot dogs," said Tom with relish

"I love hot dogs," said Tom with relish
"I love hot dogs," said Tom with relish
"I love hot dogs," said Tom with relish
"I love hot dogs," said Tom with relish
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"Don't let me drown in Egypt!", pleaded Tom, deep in denial [the Nile]

"Don't let me drown in Egypt!", pleaded Tom, deep in denial [the Nile]
"Don't let me drown in Egypt!", pleaded Tom, deep in denial [the Nile]
"Don't let me drown in Egypt!", pleaded Tom, deep in denial [the Nile]
"Don't let me drown in Egypt!", pleaded Tom, deep in denial [the Nile]
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A man took his fish for a walk. It went swimmingly.

A man took his fish for a walk. It went swimmingly.
A man took his fish for a walk. It went swimmingly.
A man took his fish for a walk. It went swimmingly.
A man took his fish for a walk. It went swimmingly.
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"There's quicksand here," Tom said baselessly

"There's quicksand here," Tom said baselessly
"There's quicksand here," Tom said baselessly
"There's quicksand here," Tom said baselessly
"There's quicksand here," Tom said baselessly
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"This bomb is 100% safe," Tom exploded

"This bomb is 100% safe," Tom exploded
"This bomb is 100% safe," Tom exploded
"This bomb is 100% safe," Tom exploded
"This bomb is 100% safe," Tom exploded
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"I am going to end it all," Sue sighed [suicide]

"I am going to end it all," Sue sighed [suicide]
"I am going to end it all," Sue sighed [suicide]
"I am going to end it all," Sue sighed [suicide]
"I am going to end it all," Sue sighed [suicide]
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"I won't finish in fifth place," Tom held forth

"I won't finish in fifth place," Tom held forth
"I won't finish in fifth place," Tom held forth
"I won't finish in fifth place," Tom held forth
"I won't finish in fifth place," Tom held forth
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"This is the real male goose," said Tom producing the propaganda

"This is the real male goose," said Tom producing the propaganda
"This is the real male goose," said Tom producing the propaganda
"This is the real male goose," said Tom producing the propaganda
"This is the real male goose," said Tom producing the propaganda
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"I've joined the navy," Tom said fleetingly

"I've joined the navy," Tom said fleetingly
"I've joined the navy," Tom said fleetingly
"I've joined the navy," Tom said fleetingly
"I've joined the navy," Tom said fleetingly
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"The situation is grave," Tom said cryptically

"The situation is grave," Tom said cryptically
"The situation is grave," Tom said cryptically
"The situation is grave," Tom said cryptically
"The situation is grave," Tom said cryptically
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"The doctor had to remove my left ventricle," Tom said half‑heartedly

"The doctor had to remove my left ventricle," Tom said half-heartedly
"The doctor had to remove my left ventricle," Tom said half-heartedly
"The doctor had to remove my left ventricle," Tom said half-heartedly
"The doctor had to remove my left ventricle," Tom said half-heartedly
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"I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY," SAID TOM, BEING FRANK

"I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY," SAID TOM, BEING FRANK
"I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY," SAID TOM, BEING FRANK
"I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY," SAID TOM, BEING FRANK
"I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY," SAID TOM, BEING FRANK
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