Tom Swifties Adverbial Puns (Wellerisms)

"I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY," SAID TOM, BEING FRANK
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A man took his fish for a walk. It went swimmingly.

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"There's quicksand here," Tom said baselessly

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"This bomb is 100% safe," Tom exploded

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"Look at my shiny kitchen floor", Tom waxed.

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"Only seven more days," Tom said weakly

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"I love hot dogs," said Tom with relish

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"Don't let me drown in Egypt!", pleaded Tom, deep in denial [the Nile]

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"I am going to end it all," Sue sighed [suicide]

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"I won't finish in fifth place," Tom held forth

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"This is the real male goose," said Tom producing the propaganda

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"I've joined the navy," Tom said fleetingly

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"The situation is grave," Tom said cryptically

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"The doctor had to remove my left ventricle," Tom said half‑heartedly

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"I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY," SAID TOM, BEING FRANK

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