| Tom Swifties Adverbial Puns (Wellerisms)"I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY," SAID TOM, BEING FRANK"Look at my shiny kitchen floor", Tom waxed.
------------ "Only seven more days," Tom said weakly
----------------- "I love hot dogs," said Tom with relish
---------- "Don't let me drown in Egypt!", pleaded Tom, deep in denial [the Nile]
--------------- A man took his fish for a walk. It went swimmingly.
---------------- "There's quicksand here," Tom said baselessly
---------- "This bomb is 100% safe," Tom exploded
----------------- "I am going to end it all," Sue sighed [suicide]
------------ "I won't finish in fifth place," Tom held forth
--------------- "This is the real male goose," said Tom producing the propaganda
---------------- "I've joined the navy," Tom said fleetingly
------------ "The situation is grave," Tom said cryptically
---------- "The doctor had to remove my left ventricle," Tom said half‑heartedly
----------- "I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY," SAID TOM, BEING FRANK
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