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What's brown and sticky? {{A stick.}}
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How do you call an aquarium for tanks?

Tank tank.

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Stacy's mother had 4 children: The first child was April, the second child was May, the third child was June. What was the name of the fourth child?

Stacy.

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It has 2 letters, then 4 letters. Often 5 letters, rarely 6 letters, sometimes 9 letters. Tuesdays 8 letters, occasionally 12 letters.

So, what are talking about? Hint: It has 2 letters.



The words "It", "then", "often", ...

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

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What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Your breath.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

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What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?

A stamp.

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A word in this sentence is wrong. Which one?

"wrong", of course.

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What fish can't swim?

Dead fish.

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What month has 28 days?

Every month.

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What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?

A jeweler sells watches, a jailor watches cells.

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When does a dialect become a language?

When its speakers get an army and a navy.

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What can't be used until it's broken?

An egg.

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What has teeth but can't bite?

A Comb.

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How many seconds are there in one year?

Twelve. January second, February second, March second...

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What has a head and a tail, but no body?

A coin.

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What part of your body dis­appears when you stand up?

Your lap.

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How many cucumbers can you put into an empty cucumber glass?

One. Then it's not empty anymore.

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How far can you go into the forest?

Halfway, after that you're going out of the forest.

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What's big like an elephant but doesn't weigh anything?

An elephant's shadow.

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What's a sorceress in a desert?

A sand witch.

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Which room has no doors and no windows?

A mushroom.

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What goes up when the rain comes down?

Umbrellas.

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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