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What's brown and sticky? {{A stick.}}
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.

What goes up and down but never moves? / / Stairs.
What goes up and down but never moves? / / Stairs.
What goes up and down but never moves? / / Stairs.
What goes up and down but never moves? / / Stairs.
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Do you know why I can't be buried in a cemetery?

Because I'm still alive.

Do you know why I can't be buried in a cemetery? / / Because I'm still alive.
Do you know why I can't be buried in a cemetery? / / Because I'm still alive.
Do you know why I can't be buried in a cemetery? / / Because I'm still alive.
Do you know why I can't be buried in a cemetery? / / Because I'm still alive.
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What has 4 legs, 1 foot and 1 head?

A bed.

What has 4 legs, 1 foot and 1 head? / / A bed.
What has 4 legs, 1 foot and 1 head? / / A bed.
What has 4 legs, 1 foot and 1 head? / / A bed.
What has 4 legs, 1 foot and 1 head? / / A bed.
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How do you call an aquarium for tanks?

Tank tank.

How do you call an aquarium for tanks? / / Tank tank.
How do you call an aquarium for tanks? / / Tank tank.
How do you call an aquarium for tanks? / / Tank tank.
How do you call an aquarium for tanks? / / Tank tank.
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Stacy's mother had 4 children: The first child was April, the second child was May, the third child was June. What was the name of the fourth child?

Stacy.

Stacy's mother had 4 children: The first child was April, the second child was May, the third child was June. What was the name of the fourth child? / / Stacy.
Stacy's mother had 4 children: The first child was April, the second child was May, the third child was June. What was the name of the fourth child? / / Stacy.
Stacy's mother had 4 children: The first child was April, the second child was May, the third child was June. What was the name of the fourth child? / / Stacy.
Stacy's mother had 4 children: The first child was April, the second child was May, the third child was June. What was the name of the fourth child? / / Stacy.
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It has 2 letters, then 4 letters. Often 5 letters, rarely 6 letters, sometimes 9 letters. Tuesdays 8 letters, occasionally 12 letters.

So, what are talking about? Hint: It has 2 letters.



The words "It", "then", "often", ...

It has 2 letters, then 4 letters. Often 5 letters, rarely 6 letters, sometimes 9 letters. Tuesdays 8 letters, occasionally 12 letters. / / So, what are talking about? Hint: It has 2 letters. / / / / The words "It", "then", "often", ...
It has 2 letters, then 4 letters. Often 5 letters, rarely 6 letters, sometimes 9 letters. Tuesdays 8 letters, occasionally 12 letters. / / So, what are talking about? Hint: It has 2 letters. / / / / The words "It", "then", "often", ...
It has 2 letters, then 4 letters. Often 5 letters, rarely 6 letters, sometimes 9 letters. Tuesdays 8 letters, occasionally 12 letters. / / So, what are talking about? Hint: It has 2 letters. / / / / The words "It", "then", "often", ...
It has 2 letters, then 4 letters. Often 5 letters, rarely 6 letters, sometimes 9 letters. Tuesdays 8 letters, occasionally 12 letters. / / So, what are talking about? Hint: It has 2 letters. / / / / The words "It", "then", "often", ...
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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why do people carry umbrellas? / / Because umbrellas can't walk.
Why do people carry umbrellas? / / Because umbrellas can't walk.
Why do people carry umbrellas? / / Because umbrellas can't walk.
Why do people carry umbrellas? / / Because umbrellas can't walk.
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A word in this sentence is wrong. Which one?

"wrong", of course.

A word in this sentence is wrong. Which one? / / "wrong", of course.
A word in this sentence is wrong. Which one? / / "wrong", of course.
A word in this sentence is wrong. Which one? / / "wrong", of course.
A word in this sentence is wrong. Which one? / / "wrong", of course.
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What fish can't swim?

Dead fish.

What fish can't swim? / / Dead fish.
What fish can't swim? / / Dead fish.
What fish can't swim? / / Dead fish.
What fish can't swim? / / Dead fish.
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What month has 28 days?

Every month.

What month has 28 days? / / Every month.
What month has 28 days? / / Every month.
What month has 28 days? / / Every month.
What month has 28 days? / / Every month.
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What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?

A jeweler sells watches, a jailor watches cells.

What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor? / / A jeweler sells watches, a jailor watches cells.
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor? / / A jeweler sells watches, a jailor watches cells.
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor? / / A jeweler sells watches, a jailor watches cells.
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor? / / A jeweler sells watches, a jailor watches cells.
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When does a dialect become a language?

When its speakers get an army and a navy.

When does a dialect become a language? / / When its speakers get an army and a navy.
When does a dialect become a language? / / When its speakers get an army and a navy.
When does a dialect become a language? / / When its speakers get an army and a navy.
When does a dialect become a language? / / When its speakers get an army and a navy.
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What can't be used until it's broken?

An egg.

What can't be used until it's broken? / / An egg.
What can't be used until it's broken? / / An egg.
What can't be used until it's broken? / / An egg.
What can't be used until it's broken? / / An egg.
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What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Your breath.

What is harder to catch the faster you run? / / Your breath.
What is harder to catch the faster you run? / / Your breath.
What is harder to catch the faster you run? / / Your breath.
What is harder to catch the faster you run? / / Your breath.
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Which side of a chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? / / The outside.
Which side of a chicken has more feathers? / / The outside.
Which side of a chicken has more feathers? / / The outside.
Which side of a chicken has more feathers? / / The outside.
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What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

What has 4 wheels and flies? / / A garbage truck.
What has 4 wheels and flies? / / A garbage truck.
What has 4 wheels and flies? / / A garbage truck.
What has 4 wheels and flies? / / A garbage truck.
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What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?

A stamp.

What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? / / A stamp.
What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? / / A stamp.
What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? / / A stamp.
What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? / / A stamp.
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What has teeth but can't bite?

A Comb.

What has teeth but can't bite? / / A Comb.
What has teeth but can't bite? / / A Comb.
What has teeth but can't bite? / / A Comb.
What has teeth but can't bite? / / A Comb.
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How many seconds are there in one year?

Twelve. January second, February second, March second...

How many seconds are there in one year? / / Twelve. January second, February second, March second...
How many seconds are there in one year? / / Twelve. January second, February second, March second...
How many seconds are there in one year? / / Twelve. January second, February second, March second...
How many seconds are there in one year? / / Twelve. January second, February second, March second...
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What has a head and a tail, but no body?

A coin.

What has a head and a tail, but no body? / / A coin.
What has a head and a tail, but no body? / / A coin.
What has a head and a tail, but no body? / / A coin.
What has a head and a tail, but no body? / / A coin.
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What part of your body dis­appears when you stand up?

Your lap.

What part of your body disappears when you stand up? / / Your lap.
What part of your body disappears when you stand up? / / Your lap.
What part of your body disappears when you stand up? / / Your lap.
What part of your body disappears when you stand up? / / Your lap.
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How many cucumbers can you put into an empty cucumber glass?

One. Then it's not empty anymore.

How many cucumbers can you put into an empty cucumber glass? / / One. Then it's not empty anymore.
How many cucumbers can you put into an empty cucumber glass? / / One. Then it's not empty anymore.
How many cucumbers can you put into an empty cucumber glass? / / One. Then it's not empty anymore.
How many cucumbers can you put into an empty cucumber glass? / / One. Then it's not empty anymore.
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How far can you go into the forest?

Halfway, after that you're going out of the forest.

How far can you go into the forest? / / Halfway, after that you're going out of the forest.
How far can you go into the forest? / / Halfway, after that you're going out of the forest.
How far can you go into the forest? / / Halfway, after that you're going out of the forest.
How far can you go into the forest? / / Halfway, after that you're going out of the forest.
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What's big like an elephant but doesn't weigh anything?

An elephant's shadow.

What's big like an elephant but doesn't weigh anything? / / An elephant's shadow.
What's big like an elephant but doesn't weigh anything? / / An elephant's shadow.
What's big like an elephant but doesn't weigh anything? / / An elephant's shadow.
What's big like an elephant but doesn't weigh anything? / / An elephant's shadow.
What's big like an elephant but doesn't weigh anything? / / An elephant's shadow.
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What's a sorceress in a desert?

A sand witch.

What's a sorceress in a desert? / / A sand witch.
What's a sorceress in a desert? / / A sand witch.
What's a sorceress in a desert? / / A sand witch.
What's a sorceress in a desert? / / A sand witch.
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Which room has no doors and no windows?

A mushroom.

Which room has no doors and no windows? / / A mushroom.
Which room has no doors and no windows? / / A mushroom.
Which room has no doors and no windows? / / A mushroom.
Which room has no doors and no windows? / / A mushroom.
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What goes up when the rain comes down?

Umbrellas.

What goes up when the rain comes down? / / Umbrellas.
What goes up when the rain comes down? / / Umbrellas.
What goes up when the rain comes down? / / Umbrellas.
What goes up when the rain comes down? / / Umbrellas.
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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's brown and sticky? / / A stick
What's brown and sticky? / / A stick
What's brown and sticky? / / A stick
What's brown and sticky? / / A stick
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