| World's most useless superpowersThe ability to turn happiness into acneThe ability to die
------------- The ability to go back into time, but only to places where a bomb is about to explode
------------- The ability to attract gun bullets
--------- The ability to see 10 seconds into the future, but unable to talk or move for those 10 seconds
------------- The ability to setting clocks off by 1 second once a day
------------- The ability to fly.. but only in a highly radioactive environment
--------- The ability to be 13% bullet proof
---------- The ability to make your body age ultrafast
------------ The ability to levitate 0.000001 cm
---------------- The ability to become the prime suspect in any crime
--------- The ability to become allergic to everything you touch
--------------- The ability to fart through your mouth
---------- The ability to bend French fries with telekinesis
----------- The ability to make superslow movements
---------- The ability to have diarrhea whenever you want
---------------- The ability to instantly exsanguinate yourself
----------- The ability to be blamed everytime someone messes up
--------- The ability to reduce the size of your arms
----------------- The ability to increase the itches of mosquito bites, but only your own
----------- The ability to attract lightning strikes to yourself
------------ The ability to shoot needles out of your fingertips...but only when pointing at yourself
---------- The ability to read the minds of playground equipment
--------- The ability to have super amazing pinpoint accuracy with an unloaded firearm
----------------- The ability to freeze time.. but it freezes you, too
------------- The ability to become invisible.. but only when nobody is watching
------------ The ability to turn happiness into acne
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