World's most useless superpowers

The ability to turn happiness into acne
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The ability to levitate 0.000001 cm

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The ability to become the prime suspect in any crime

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The ability to become allergic to everything you touch

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The ability to fart through your mouth

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The ability to bend French fries with telekinesis

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The ability to die

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The ability to go back into time, but only to places where a bomb is about to explode

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The ability to attract gun bullets

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The ability to see 10 seconds into the future, but unable to talk or move for those 10 seconds

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The ability to setting clocks off by 1 second once a day

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The ability to fly.. but only in a highly radioactive environment

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The ability to be 13% bullet proof

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The ability to make your body age ultrafast

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The ability to make superslow movements

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The ability to have diarrhea whenever you want

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The ability to instantly exsanguinate yourself

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The ability to be blamed everytime someone messes up

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The ability to reduce the size of your arms

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The ability to increase the itches of mosquito bites, but only your own

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The ability to attract lightning strikes to yourself

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The ability to shoot needles out of your fingertips...but only when pointing at yourself

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The ability to read the minds of playground equipment

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The ability to have super amazing pinpoint accuracy with an unloaded firearm

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The ability to freeze time.. but it freezes you, too

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The ability to become invisible.. but only when nobody is watching

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The ability to turn happiness into acne

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