| Shower thoughts about grammar and languageThe word "bed" is shaped like a bedWhen "a" and "part" are together ("apart") they're not apart.
---------------- Light switches are also dark switches
--------- To "take someone out" can refer to romantic dating or assassination
----------------- We say "hair" when we mean lots of hair and "hairs" when we only mean a few
---------------- Lips don't touch when you say the word "touch".
Lips touch when you say "separate".
------------ The person who proofread Hitler's writings was the first grammar Nazi
--------------- Auto-correct is actually auto-assume
-------------- Firetrucks are actually watertrucks
-------------- If you're waiting for the waiter you become the waiter
----------- It's because of children's alphabet books why everyone knows what a xylophone is
--------- Eyedrops are technically blinker fluid
-------------- The letter X is probably used more in math than in any language
--------------- Identifying a UFO turns it into an FO. After it lands it becomes an O.
----------------- The word "mini" is a mini version of the word "miniature"
---------------- "Screw it" is the opposite of "Nailed it"
------------- Speech is domesticated sounds waves
--------- What if oranges were apples?
------------ If womb is pronounced "woom", and tomb is pronounced "toom", shouldn't bomb be pronounced "boom"?
----------- The number 14233221 describes itself. It has one 4, two 3s, three 2s and two 1s.
--------- The Romans came up with a symbol for the number 5 before the number 4
---------------- "Night" is just a contraction of "not light"
-------------- Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards
creates
backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
----------------- The five days of the week abbreviate to Mt. WTF
------------ Firefly is the opposite of waterfall
----------- One of the "A"s in "Aaron" is silent, but we will never know which one
------------ "Open" starts with a letter that's closed. "Closed" starts with a letter that's open.
----------------- When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE‑DEN. The remaining unused letters are DEN‑MARK.
----------- The guy who coined the term "coined the term", coined the term "coined the term"
------------- Tapes and records had two sides, A and B. Therefore their successor had to be named a CD.
-------------- Verb is a noun
----------------- Alphabetical order is actually a random order that we all agree is in order
------------- "Sand" is a combination of the words "sea" and "land"
---------------- All odd numbers contain the letter "e"
------------- The word "bed" is shaped like a bed
----------------- A "z" is a "7" on its knees
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