Shower thoughts about grammar and language

The word "bed" is shaped like a bed
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When "a" and "part" are together ("apart") they're not apart.

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Light switches are also dark switches

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To "take someone out" can refer to romantic dating or assassination

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We say "hair" when we mean lots of hair and "hairs" when we only mean a few

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Lips don't touch when you say the word "touch".

Lips touch when you say "separate".

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The person who proofread Hitler's writings was the first grammar Nazi

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Auto-correct is actually auto-assume

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Firetrucks are actually watertrucks

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If you're waiting for the waiter you become the waiter

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It's because of children's alphabet books why everyone knows what a xylophone is

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Eyedrops are technically blinker fluid

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The letter X is probably used more in math than in any language

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Identifying a UFO turns it into an FO. After it lands it becomes an O.

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The word "mini" is a mini version of the word "miniature"

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"Screw it" is the opposite of "Nailed it"

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Speech is domesticated sounds waves

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What if oranges were apples?

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If womb is pronounced "woom", and tomb is pronounced "toom", shouldn't bomb be pronounced "boom"?

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The number 14233221 describes itself. It has one 4, two 3s, three 2s and two 1s.

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The Romans came up with a symbol for the number 5 before the number 4

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"Night" is just a contraction of "not light"

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Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards
creates
backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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The five days of the week abbreviate to Mt. WTF

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Firefly is the opposite of waterfall

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One of the "A"s in "Aaron" is silent, but we will never know which one

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"Open" starts with a letter that's closed. "Closed" starts with a letter that's open.

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When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE‑DEN. The remaining unused letters are DEN‑MARK.

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The guy who coined the term "coined the term", coined the term "coined the term"

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Tapes and records had two sides, A and B. Therefore their successor had to be named a CD.

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Verb is a noun

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Alphabetical order is actually a random order that we all agree is in order

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"Sand" is a combination of the words "sea" and "land"

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All odd numbers contain the letter "e"

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The word "bed" is shaped like a bed

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A "z" is a "7" on its knees

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