Number and Letter jokes for children

What letter is always trying to find reasons? The "Y".
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To 7 spoke 3:
"I command thee:
On your knee!"
So 7 became z

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You have to be odd to be number one

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Wun‑Wun was a race horse.
Tutu was one, too.
When 111 a race 1s,
22112.

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123pho56

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Why was 2 impressed when 3 and 4 won a prize? Because 31142 and 411422

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Greek cows say "μ"

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

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I ate alphabet soup. Now I have strong vowel movement.

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Can February March? No, but April May.

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Why was 9 afraid of 20?

Because 28 29s.

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There was a fight between 19 and 20. 21.

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A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "Give me five beers"

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I got into a fight with 5, 7 and 9. The odds were against me.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

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4, 6, 8 and 9 have been killed. The prime suspects are 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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When I was young there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew Y.

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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

Pi-thon.

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To the person who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing.

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What does the four say to the five?

"Hi, Five!"

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Is there a word that uses all the vowels including "y"? Unquestionably!

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What State in the United States is high in the middle and round at the ends?

Ohio.

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Which odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?

(S)even.

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What four weekdays start with the letter "T"?

Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow!

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What starts with a "P" and ends with "E" and has thousands of letters?

Post office.

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What 5‑letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

"Short".

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What does the 7 say do the 1?

"Nice haircut!"

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For some it's merely a "twelve". For me it's "twoteen" or even "tentytwo".

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What does the zero say do the eight?

"Nice belt!"

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Why is the six afraid of the seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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By the way, FAT comes from EAT where somebody bit off E's lower part

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If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh.

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What are the two strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak/week days.

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Whats the longest word?

"SMILES"!

Because there's a "mile" between each s.

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Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?

None. None of them have "c", "o", "m" or "n" in them.

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Which letter of the alphabet is standing right in front of you?

The "T"

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What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What letter is always waiting?

The "Q"

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What letter is really hot?

The "T"

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What letter is very wet?

The "C"

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Why is the "A" like noon?

Because it's in the middle of the DAY.

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Why is the "A" like a flower?

Because the "B" is after it.

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What letter can work twice as hard as you?

The "W"

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What letter is not me?

The "U"

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What is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?

The "I"

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What letter is always trying to find reasons? The "Y".

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