Number and Letter jokes for children

What letter is always trying to find reasons? The "Y".
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I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.

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Show me a typo and it will make me [sic]

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

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I ate alphabet soup. Now I have strong vowel movement.

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Can February March? No, but April May.

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Why was 9 afraid of 20? Because 28 29s.

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There was a fight between 19 and 20. 21.

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A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "Give me five beers"

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I got into a fight with 5, 7 and 9. The odds were against me.

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Why did 10 die? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

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4, 6, 8 and 9 have been killed. The prime suspects are 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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When I was young there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew Y.

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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long? Pi-thon.

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To the person who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing.

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What does the four say to the five? "Hi, Five"

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Is there a word that uses all the vowels including "y"? Unquestionably!

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What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends?

Ohio.

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Which odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?

(S)even.

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What four weekdays start with the letter "T"? Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow!

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What starts with a "P" and ends with "E" and has thousands of letters? Post office.

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What 5‑letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? "Short".

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What does the 7 say do the 1? Nice haircut.

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For some it's merely a "twelve". For me it's "twoteen" or even "tentytwo".

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What does the zero say do the eight? Nice belt.

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Why is the six afraid of the seven? Because seven ate nine.

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By the way, FAT comes from EAT where somebody bit off E's lower part

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If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.

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What are the two strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak/week days.

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Whats the longest word? "SMILES", because there's a "mile" between each s.

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Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?

None. None of them have "c", "o", "m" or "n" in them.

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Which letter of the alphabet is standing right in front of you? The "T".

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What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? A teapot.

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What letter is always waiting? The "Q".

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What letter is really hot? The "T".

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What letter is very wet? The "C".

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Why is the "A" like noon? Because it's in the middle of the DAY.

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Why is the "A" like a flower? Because the "B" is after it.

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What letter can work twice as hard as you? The "W".

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What letter is not me? "U".

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What is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet? The "I".

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What letter is always trying to find reasons? The "Y".

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