Number and Letter jokes for children

What letter is always trying to find reasons? The "Y".
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I love U. It's such a beautiful letter.

I love U. It's such a beautiful letter.
I love U. It's such a beautiful letter.
I love U. It's such a beautiful letter.
I love U. It's such a beautiful letter.
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The last 4 letters in the word "queue" are silent. They're waiting for their turn.

The last 4 letters in the word "queue" are silent. They're waiting for their turn.
The last 4 letters in the word "queue" are silent. They're waiting for their turn.
The last 4 letters in the word "queue" are silent. They're waiting for their turn.
The last 4 letters in the word "queue" are silent. They're waiting for their turn.
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Seven has "even" in it. That's so odd.

Seven has "even" in it. That's so odd.
Seven has "even" in it. That's so odd.
Seven has "even" in it. That's so odd.
Seven has "even" in it. That's so odd.
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To 7 spoke 3:
"I command thee:
On your knee!"
So 7 became z

To 7 spoke 3: / "I command thee: / On your knee!" / So 7 became z
To 7 spoke 3: / "I command thee: / On your knee!" / So 7 became z
To 7 spoke 3: / "I command thee: / On your knee!" / So 7 became z
To 7 spoke 3: / "I command thee: / On your knee!" / So 7 became z
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You have to be odd to be number one

You have to be odd to be number one
You have to be odd to be number one
You have to be odd to be number one
You have to be odd to be number one
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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
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Wun‑Wun was a race horse.
Tutu was one, too.
When 111 a race 1s,
22112.

Wun-Wun was a race horse. / Tutu was one, too. / When 111 a race 1s, / 22112.
Wun-Wun was a race horse. / Tutu was one, too. / When 111 a race 1s, / 22112.
Wun-Wun was a race horse. / Tutu was one, too. / When 111 a race 1s, / 22112.
Wun-Wun was a race horse. / Tutu was one, too. / When 111 a race 1s, / 22112.
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Why was 2 impressed when 3 and 4 won a prize? Because 31142 and 411422

Why was 2 impressed when 3 and 4 won a prize? Because 31142 and 411422
Why was 2 impressed when 3 and 4 won a prize? Because 31142 and 411422
Why was 2 impressed when 3 and 4 won a prize? Because 31142 and 411422
Why was 2 impressed when 3 and 4 won a prize? Because 31142 and 411422
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Greek cows say "μ"

Greek cows say "m"
Greek cows say "m"
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I ate alphabet soup. Now I have strong vowel movement.

I ate alphabet soup. Now I have strong vowel movement.
I ate alphabet soup. Now I have strong vowel movement.
I ate alphabet soup. Now I have strong vowel movement.
I ate alphabet soup. Now I have strong vowel movement.
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Can February March? No, but April May.

Can February March? No, but April May.
Can February March? No, but April May.
Can February March? No, but April May.
Can February March? No, but April May.
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When I was young there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew Y.

When I was young there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew Y.
When I was young there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew Y.
When I was young there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew Y.
When I was young there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew Y.
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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

Pi-thon.

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long? / / Pi-thon.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long? / / Pi-thon.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long? / / Pi-thon.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long? / / Pi-thon.
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To the person who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing.

To the person who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing.
To the person who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing.
To the person who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing.
To the person who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing.
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What does the four say to the five?

"Hi, Five!"

What does the four say to the five? / / "Hi, Five!"
What does the four say to the five? / / "Hi, Five!"
What does the four say to the five? / / "Hi, Five!"
What does the four say to the five? / / "Hi, Five!"
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Is there a word that uses all the vowels including "y"? Unquestionably!

Is there a word that uses all the vowels including "y"? Unquestionably!
Is there a word that uses all the vowels including "y"? Unquestionably!
Is there a word that uses all the vowels including "y"? Unquestionably!
Is there a word that uses all the vowels including "y"? Unquestionably!
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What State in the United States is high in the middle and round at the ends?

Ohio.

What State in the United States is high in the middle and round at the ends? / / Ohio.
What State in the United States is high in the middle and round at the ends? / / Ohio.
What State in the United States is high in the middle and round at the ends? / / Ohio.
What State in the United States is high in the middle and round at the ends? / / Ohio.
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Which odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?

(S)even.

Which odd number becomes even if you take away a letter? / / (S)even.
Which odd number becomes even if you take away a letter? / / (S)even.
Which odd number becomes even if you take away a letter? / / (S)even.
Which odd number becomes even if you take away a letter? / / (S)even.
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What four weekdays start with the letter "T"?

Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow!

What four weekdays start with the letter "T"? / / Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow!
What four weekdays start with the letter "T"? / / Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow!
What four weekdays start with the letter "T"? / / Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow!
What four weekdays start with the letter "T"? / / Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow!
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What starts with a "P" and ends with "E" and has thousands of letters?

Post office.

What starts with a "P" and ends with "E" and has thousands of letters? / / Post office.
What starts with a "P" and ends with "E" and has thousands of letters? / / Post office.
What starts with a "P" and ends with "E" and has thousands of letters? / / Post office.
What starts with a "P" and ends with "E" and has thousands of letters? / / Post office.
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What 5‑letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

"Short".

What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? / / "Short"
What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? / / "Short"
What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? / / "Short"
What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? / / "Short"
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What does the 7 say do the 1?

"Nice haircut!"

What does the 7 say do the 1? / / "Nice haircut!"
What does the 7 say do the 1? / / "Nice haircut!"
What does the 7 say do the 1? / / "Nice haircut!"
What does the 7 say do the 1? / / "Nice haircut!"
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For some it's merely a "twelve". For me it's "twoteen" or even "tentytwo".

For some it's merely a "twelve". For me it's "twoteen" or even "tentytwo".
For some it's merely a "twelve". For me it's "twoteen" or even "tentytwo".
For some it's merely a "twelve". For me it's "twoteen" or even "tentytwo".
For some it's merely a "twelve". For me it's "twoteen" or even "tentytwo".
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Why was 9 afraid of 20?

Because 28 29s.

Why was 9 afraid of 20? / / Because 28 29s.
Why was 9 afraid of 20? / / Because 28 29s.
Why was 9 afraid of 20? / / Because 28 29s.
Why was 9 afraid of 20? / / Because 28 29s.
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There was a fight between 19 and 20. 21.

There was a fight between 19 and 20. 21.
There was a fight between 19 and 20. 21.
There was a fight between 19 and 20. 21.
There was a fight between 19 and 20. 21.
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A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "Give me five beers"

A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "Give me five beers"
A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "Give me five beers"
A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "Give me five beers"
A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "Give me five beers"
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I got into a fight with 5, 7 and 9. The odds were against me.

I got into a fight with 5, 7 and 9. The odds were against me.
I got into a fight with 5, 7 and 9. The odds were against me.
I got into a fight with 5, 7 and 9. The odds were against me.
I got into a fight with 5, 7 and 9. The odds were against me.
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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Why did 10 die? / / Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did 10 die? / / Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did 10 die? / / Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did 10 die? / / Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
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4, 6, 8 and 9 have been killed. The prime suspects are 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11.

4, 6, 8 and 9 have been killed. The prime suspects are 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11.
4, 6, 8 and 9 have been killed. The prime suspects are 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11.
4, 6, 8 and 9 have been killed. The prime suspects are 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11.
4, 6, 8 and 9 have been killed. The prime suspects are 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11.
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
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What does the zero say do the eight?

"Nice belt!"

What does the zero say do the eight? / / "Nice belt!"
What does the zero say do the eight? / / "Nice belt!"
What does the zero say do the eight? / / "Nice belt!"
What does the zero say do the eight? / / "Nice belt!"
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Why is the six afraid of the seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Why is the six afraid of the seven? / / Because seven ate nine
Why is the six afraid of the seven? / / Because seven ate nine
Why is the six afraid of the seven? / / Because seven ate nine
Why is the six afraid of the seven? / / Because seven ate nine
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By the way, FAT comes from EAT where somebody bit off E's lower part

By the way, FAT comes from EAT where somebody bit off E's lower part
By the way, FAT comes from EAT where somebody bit off E's lower part
By the way, FAT comes from EAT where somebody bit off E's lower part
By the way, FAT comes from EAT where somebody bit off E's lower part
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If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.

If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh.

What do you call a fish without an eye? / / Fsh
What do you call a fish without an eye? / / Fsh
What do you call a fish without an eye? / / Fsh
What do you call a fish without an eye? / / Fsh
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What are the two strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak/week days.

What are the two strongest days of the week? / / Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak/week days.
What are the two strongest days of the week? / / Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak/week days.
What are the two strongest days of the week? / / Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak/week days.
What are the two strongest days of the week? / / Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak/week days.
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Whats the longest word?

"SMILES"!

Because there's a "mile" between each s.

Whats the longest word? / / "SMILES"! / / Because there's a "mile" between each s.
Whats the longest word? / / "SMILES"! / / Because there's a "mile" between each s.
Whats the longest word? / / "SMILES"! / / Because there's a "mile" between each s.
Whats the longest word? / / "SMILES"! / / Because there's a "mile" between each s.
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Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?

None. None of them have "c", "o", "m" or "n" in them.

Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common? / / None. None of them have "c", "o", "m" or "n" in them.
Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common? / / None. None of them have "c", "o", "m" or "n" in them.
Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common? / / None. None of them have "c", "o", "m" or "n" in them.
Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common? / / None. None of them have "c", "o", "m" or "n" in them.
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Which letter of the alphabet is standing right in front of you?

The "T"

Which letter of the alphabet is standing right in front of you? / / The "T"
Which letter of the alphabet is standing right in front of you? / / The "T"
Which letter of the alphabet is standing right in front of you? / / The "T"
Which letter of the alphabet is standing right in front of you? / / The "T"
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What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

A teapot.

What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? / / A teapot
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? / / A teapot
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? / / A teapot
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? / / A teapot
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What letter is always waiting?

The "Q"

What letter is always waiting? / / The "Q"
What letter is always waiting? / / The "Q"
What letter is always waiting? / / The "Q"
What letter is always waiting? / / The "Q"
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What letter is really hot?

The "T"

What letter is really hot? / / The "T"
What letter is really hot? / / The "T"
What letter is really hot? / / The "T"
What letter is really hot? / / The "T"
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What letter is very wet?

The "C"

What letter is very wet? / / The "C"
What letter is very wet? / / The "C"
What letter is very wet? / / The "C"
What letter is very wet? / / The "C"
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Why is the "A" like noon?

Because it's in the middle of the DAY.

Why is the "A" like noon? / / Because it's in the middle of the DAY
Why is the "A" like noon? / / Because it's in the middle of the DAY
Why is the "A" like noon? / / Because it's in the middle of the DAY
Why is the "A" like noon? / / Because it's in the middle of the DAY
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Why is the "A" like a flower?

Because the "B" is after it.

Why is the "A" like a flower? / / Because the "B" is after it
Why is the "A" like a flower? / / Because the "B" is after it
Why is the "A" like a flower? / / Because the "B" is after it
Why is the "A" like a flower? / / Because the "B" is after it
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What letter can work twice as hard as you?

The "W"

What letter can work twice as hard as you? / / The "W"
What letter can work twice as hard as you? / / The "W"
What letter can work twice as hard as you? / / The "W"
What letter can work twice as hard as you? / / The "W"
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What letter is not me?

The "U"

What letter is not me? / / The "U"
What letter is not me? / / The "U"
What letter is not me? / / The "U"
What letter is not me? / / The "U"
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What is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?

The "I"

What is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet? / / The "I"
What is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet? / / The "I"
What is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet? / / The "I"
What is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet? / / The "I"
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What letter is always trying to find reasons? The "Y".

What letter is always trying to find reasons? The "Y"
What letter is always trying to find reasons? The "Y"
What letter is always trying to find reasons? The "Y"
What letter is always trying to find reasons? The "Y"
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