Shower thoughts about TV series, cinema movies and computer games

Anything can be a UFO if you're stupid enough
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Cinderella must have had some seriously deformed feet if her shoe wouldn't fit anybody else

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If you sat on your voodoo doll, you wouldn't be able get back up

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All cars in racing computer games are electric vehicles

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The rich used to pay the poor for the entertainment of the rich. Now the poor pay the rich for the entertainment of the poor.

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Kids want to be Batman, adults want to be Bruce Wayne

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What kind of message does the Pokemon center try to send by always saying "We hope to see you again"

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A pregnant woman in space is a mothership

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Dogs actually won the space race

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Every zombie movie assumes that zombies would never attack each other

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We used to write on scrolls. Then books were invented. Now we're back to scrolling.

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For a saga set in space, Star Wars has a serious lack of suits.

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Mosquitoes are possibly the biggest threat during a zombie apocalypse

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Pac Man has been eating and running away from his problems his whole life

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Cremation is an excellent protection against a zombie apocalypse

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Peter Parker makes perfect pancakes because his spider sense tells him the exact moment to flip them

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Since 95% of oceans are unexplored, mermaids could exist

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If the infinite universes theory is true, then there is a universe where the earth is flat and a group of people argues that it's round

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Movies are more enjoyable on their first watch. Songs are more enjoyable after a few listens.

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When aliens conquer Earth, the term "human resources" will sound a lot more terrifying

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The first episode of a show is called "pilot" because it's the first one on the air

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Most people in real life die with 0 kills

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When you wake up in middle of a dream, people in your dream say "Wow! He just disappeared!"

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There are many innocent cats lifted in the air because of The Lion King

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What if ageing is a disease and aliens don't visit us to not get infected?

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A human with robotic limbs is amazing, but a robot with human limbs is absolutely terrifying

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A mole is the halfway point between Wolverine and a potato.

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Cinderella's shoe shouldn't have slipped off if it fits perfectly

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If Harry Potter books were released in the 17th century, J.K. Rowling would have been considered a witch.

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Chess is actually a very violently themed game, only with simple, family-friendly graphics.

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It's a good thing Dr. Seuss' books came with pictures, otherwise we would have no idea what he was writing about

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Considering the zombies in Plants vs Zombies all have matching uniforms, they were probably school kids

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The first man to land on the moon was Neil A. That's Alien backwards.

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Your morning alarm is just your spawn music

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What if aliens don't come to earth because we made dozens of movies fighting and killing them?

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Rapunzel's neck must be really strong

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Dragons would think it's cool that humans create water in their mouths

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If cannibals somehow managed to capture Deadpool, they would have an infinite food supply

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If infinite universes exist with infinite possibilities, there is a universe where you are typing this instead of reading it

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If it's true that there are infinite universes with infinite possible variations, then all movies are based on a true story

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Since nobody has traveled back in time to murder you yet, nothing you will ever do will be really bad

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Over the course of 6 movies Anakin Skywalker lost 5 of his 4 limbs in 3 battles

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The Krusty Krab runs extremely efficiently for having only 2 employees

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If Homer Simpson were a Democrat congressman from Springfield, Ohio, he'd be "Homer Simpson (D‑OH)"

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Darth Vader got a suit that cost him an arm and a leg

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Aquaman is just wet Thor

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Using a time machine to travel to the past and accidentally changing the present, is maybe as radical as travelling to the present and accidentally changing the future.

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Anything can be a UFO if you're stupid enough

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Spiderman would be far less impressive in a town without skyscrapers

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