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Anything can be a UFO if you're stupid enough
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Cinderella must have had some seriously deformed feet if her shoe wouldn't fit anybody else

Cinderella must have had some seriously deformed feet if her shoe wouldn't fit anybody else
Cinderella must have had some seriously deformed feet if her shoe wouldn't fit anybody else
Cinderella must have had some seriously deformed feet if her shoe wouldn't fit anybody else
Cinderella must have had some seriously deformed feet if her shoe wouldn't fit anybody else
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If you sat on your voodoo doll, you wouldn't be able get back up

If you sat on your voodoo doll, you wouldn't be able get back up
If you sat on your voodoo doll, you wouldn't be able get back up
If you sat on your voodoo doll, you wouldn't be able get back up
If you sat on your voodoo doll, you wouldn't be able get back up
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All cars in racing computer games are electric vehicles

All cars in racing computer games are electric vehicles
All cars in racing computer games are electric vehicles
All cars in racing computer games are electric vehicles
All cars in racing computer games are electric vehicles
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The rich used to pay the poor for the entertainment of the rich. Now the poor pay the rich for the entertainment of the poor.

The rich used to pay the poor for the entertainment of the rich. Now the poor pay the rich for the entertainment of the poor.
The rich used to pay the poor for the entertainment of the rich. Now the poor pay the rich for the entertainment of the poor.
The rich used to pay the poor for the entertainment of the rich. Now the poor pay the rich for the entertainment of the poor.
The rich used to pay the poor for the entertainment of the rich. Now the poor pay the rich for the entertainment of the poor.
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Kids want to be Batman, adults want to be Bruce Wayne

Kids want to be Batman, adults want to be Bruce Wayne
Kids want to be Batman, adults want to be Bruce Wayne
Kids want to be Batman, adults want to be Bruce Wayne
Kids want to be Batman, adults want to be Bruce Wayne
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What kind of message does the Pokemon center try to send by always saying "We hope to see you again"

What kind of message does the Pokemon center try to send by always saying "We hope to see you again"
What kind of message does the Pokemon center try to send by always saying "We hope to see you again"
What kind of message does the Pokemon center try to send by always saying "We hope to see you again"
What kind of message does the Pokemon center try to send by always saying "We hope to see you again"
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A pregnant woman in space is a mothership

A pregnant woman in space is a mothership
A pregnant woman in space is a mothership
A pregnant woman in space is a mothership
A pregnant woman in space is a mothership
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Dogs actually won the space race

Dogs actually won the space race
Dogs actually won the space race
Dogs actually won the space race
Dogs actually won the space race
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Every zombie movie assumes that zombies would never attack each other

Every zombie movie assumes that zombies would never attack each other
Every zombie movie assumes that zombies would never attack each other
Every zombie movie assumes that zombies would never attack each other
Every zombie movie assumes that zombies would never attack each other
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We used to write on scrolls. Then books were invented. Now we're back to scrolling.

We used to write on scrolls. Then books were invented. Now we're back to scrolling.
We used to write on scrolls. Then books were invented. Now we're back to scrolling.
We used to write on scrolls. Then books were invented. Now we're back to scrolling.
We used to write on scrolls. Then books were invented. Now we're back to scrolling.
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For a saga set in space, Star Wars has a serious lack of suits.

For a saga set in space, Star Wars has a serious lack of suits.
For a saga set in space, Star Wars has a serious lack of suits.
For a saga set in space, Star Wars has a serious lack of suits.
For a saga set in space, Star Wars has a serious lack of suits.
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Mosquitoes are possibly the biggest threat during a zombie apocalypse

Mosquitoes are possibly the biggest threat during a zombie apocalypse
Mosquitoes are possibly the biggest threat during a zombie apocalypse
Mosquitoes are possibly the biggest threat during a zombie apocalypse
Mosquitoes are possibly the biggest threat during a zombie apocalypse
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Pac Man has been eating and running away from his problems his whole life

Pac Man has been eating and running away from his problems his whole life
Pac Man has been eating and running away from his problems his whole life
Pac Man has been eating and running away from his problems his whole life
Pac Man has been eating and running away from his problems his whole life
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Cremation is an excellent protection against a zombie apocalypse

Cremation is an excellent protection against a zombie apocalypse
Cremation is an excellent protection against a zombie apocalypse
Cremation is an excellent protection against a zombie apocalypse
Cremation is an excellent protection against a zombie apocalypse
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Peter Parker makes perfect pancakes because his spider sense tells him the exact moment to flip them

Peter Parker makes perfect pancakes because his spider sense tells him the exact moment to flip them
Peter Parker makes perfect pancakes because his spider sense tells him the exact moment to flip them
Peter Parker makes perfect pancakes because his spider sense tells him the exact moment to flip them
Peter Parker makes perfect pancakes because his spider sense tells him the exact moment to flip them
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Since 95% of oceans are unexplored, mermaids could exist

Since 95% of oceans are unexplored, mermaids could exist
Since 95% of oceans are unexplored, mermaids could exist
Since 95% of oceans are unexplored, mermaids could exist
Since 95% of oceans are unexplored, mermaids could exist
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If the infinite universes theory is true, then there is a universe where the earth is flat and a group of people argues that it's round

If the infinite universes theory is true, then there is a universe where the earth is flat and a group of people argues that it's round
If the infinite universes theory is true, then there is a universe where the earth is flat and a group of people argues that it's round
If the infinite universes theory is true, then there is a universe where the earth is flat and a group of people argues that it's round
If the infinite universes theory is true, then there is a universe where the earth is flat and a group of people argues that it's round
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Movies are more enjoyable on their first watch. Songs are more enjoyable after a few listens.

Movies are more enjoyable on their first watch. Songs are more enjoyable after a few listens.
Movies are more enjoyable on their first watch. Songs are more enjoyable after a few listens.
Movies are more enjoyable on their first watch. Songs are more enjoyable after a few listens.
Movies are more enjoyable on their first watch. Songs are more enjoyable after a few listens.
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When aliens conquer Earth, the term "human resources" will sound a lot more terrifying

When aliens conquer Earth, the term "human resources" will sound a lot more terrifying
When aliens conquer Earth, the term "human resources" will sound a lot more terrifying
When aliens conquer Earth, the term "human resources" will sound a lot more terrifying
When aliens conquer Earth, the term "human resources" will sound a lot more terrifying
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The first episode of a show is called "pilot" because it's the first one on the air

The first episode of a show is called "pilot" because it's the first one on the air
The first episode of a show is called "pilot" because it's the first one on the air
The first episode of a show is called "pilot" because it's the first one on the air
The first episode of a show is called "pilot" because it's the first one on the air
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Most people in real life die with 0 kills

Most people in real life die with 0 kills
Most people in real life die with 0 kills
Most people in real life die with 0 kills
Most people in real life die with 0 kills
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When you wake up in middle of a dream, people in your dream say "Wow! He just disappeared!"

When you wake up in middle of a dream, people in your dream say "Wow! He just disappeared!"
When you wake up in middle of a dream, people in your dream say "Wow! He just disappeared!"
When you wake up in middle of a dream, people in your dream say "Wow! He just disappeared!"
When you wake up in middle of a dream, people in your dream say "Wow! He just disappeared!"
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There are many innocent cats lifted in the air because of The Lion King

There are many innocent cats lifted in the air because of The Lion King
There are many innocent cats lifted in the air because of The Lion King
There are many innocent cats lifted in the air because of The Lion King
There are many innocent cats lifted in the air because of The Lion King
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What if ageing is a disease and aliens don't visit us to not get infected?

What if ageing is a disease and aliens don't visit us to not get infected?
What if ageing is a disease and aliens don't visit us to not get infected?
What if ageing is a disease and aliens don't visit us to not get infected?
What if ageing is a disease and aliens don't visit us to not get infected?
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A human with robotic limbs is amazing, but a robot with human limbs is absolutely terrifying

A human with robotic limbs is amazing, but a robot with human limbs is absolutely terrifying
A human with robotic limbs is amazing, but a robot with human limbs is absolutely terrifying
A human with robotic limbs is amazing, but a robot with human limbs is absolutely terrifying
A human with robotic limbs is amazing, but a robot with human limbs is absolutely terrifying
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A mole is the halfway point between Wolverine and a potato.

A mole is the halfway point between Wolverine and a potato.
A mole is the halfway point between Wolverine and a potato.
A mole is the halfway point between Wolverine and a potato.
A mole is the halfway point between Wolverine and a potato.
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Cinderella's shoe shouldn't have slipped off if it fits perfectly

Cinderella's shoe shouldn't have slipped off if it fits perfectly
Cinderella's shoe shouldn't have slipped off if it fits perfectly
Cinderella's shoe shouldn't have slipped off if it fits perfectly
Cinderella's shoe shouldn't have slipped off if it fits perfectly
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If Harry Potter books were released in the 17th century, J.K. Rowling would have been considered a witch.

If Harry Potter books were released in the 17th century, J.K. Rowling would have been considered a witch.
If Harry Potter books were released in the 17th century, J.K. Rowling would have been considered a witch.
If Harry Potter books were released in the 17th century, J.K. Rowling would have been considered a witch.
If Harry Potter books were released in the 17th century, J.K. Rowling would have been considered a witch.
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Chess is actually a very violently themed game, only with simple, family-friendly graphics.

Chess is actually a very violently themed game, only with simple, family-friendly graphics.
Chess is actually a very violently themed game, only with simple, family-friendly graphics.
Chess is actually a very violently themed game, only with simple, family-friendly graphics.
Chess is actually a very violently themed game, only with simple, family-friendly graphics.
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It's a good thing Dr. Seuss' books came with pictures, otherwise we would have no idea what he was writing about

It's a good thing Dr. Seuss' books came with pictures, otherwise we would have no idea what he was writing about
It's a good thing Dr. Seuss' books came with pictures, otherwise we would have no idea what he was writing about
It's a good thing Dr. Seuss' books came with pictures, otherwise we would have no idea what he was writing about
It's a good thing Dr. Seuss' books came with pictures, otherwise we would have no idea what he was writing about
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Considering the zombies in Plants vs Zombies all have matching uniforms, they were probably school kids

Considering the zombies in Plants vs Zombies all have matching uniforms, they were probably school kids
Considering the zombies in Plants vs Zombies all have matching uniforms, they were probably school kids
Considering the zombies in Plants vs Zombies all have matching uniforms, they were probably school kids
Considering the zombies in Plants vs Zombies all have matching uniforms, they were probably school kids
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The first man to land on the moon was Neil A. That's Alien backwards.

The first man to land on the moon was Neil A. That's Alien backwards.
The first man to land on the moon was Neil A. That's Alien backwards.
The first man to land on the moon was Neil A. That's Alien backwards.
The first man to land on the moon was Neil A. That's Alien backwards.
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Your morning alarm is just your spawn music

Your morning alarm is just your spawn music
Your morning alarm is just your spawn music
Your morning alarm is just your spawn music
Your morning alarm is just your spawn music
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What if aliens don't come to earth because we made dozens of movies fighting and killing them?

What if aliens don't come to earth because we made dozens of movies fighting and killing them?
What if aliens don't come to earth because we made dozens of movies fighting and killing them?
What if aliens don't come to earth because we made dozens of movies fighting and killing them?
What if aliens don't come to earth because we made dozens of movies fighting and killing them?
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Rapunzel's neck must be really strong

Rapunzel's neck must be really strong
Rapunzel's neck must be really strong
Rapunzel's neck must be really strong
Rapunzel's neck must be really strong
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Dragons would think it's cool that humans create water in their mouths

Dragons would think it's cool that humans create water in their mouths
Dragons would think it's cool that humans create water in their mouths
Dragons would think it's cool that humans create water in their mouths
Dragons would think it's cool that humans create water in their mouths
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If cannibals somehow managed to capture Deadpool, they would have an infinite food supply

If cannibals somehow managed to capture Deadpool, they would have an infinite food supply
If cannibals somehow managed to capture Deadpool, they would have an infinite food supply
If cannibals somehow managed to capture Deadpool, they would have an infinite food supply
If cannibals somehow managed to capture Deadpool, they would have an infinite food supply
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If infinite universes exist with infinite possibilities, there is a universe where you are typing this instead of reading it

If infinite universes exist with infinite possibilities, there is a universe where you are typing this instead of reading it
If infinite universes exist with infinite possibilities, there is a universe where you are typing this instead of reading it
If infinite universes exist with infinite possibilities, there is a universe where you are typing this instead of reading it
If infinite universes exist with infinite possibilities, there is a universe where you are typing this instead of reading it
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If it's true that there are infinite universes with infinite possible variations, then all movies are based on a true story

If it's true that there are infinite universes with infinite possible variations, then all movies are based on a true story
If it's true that there are infinite universes with infinite possible variations, then all movies are based on a true story
If it's true that there are infinite universes with infinite possible variations, then all movies are based on a true story
If it's true that there are infinite universes with infinite possible variations, then all movies are based on a true story
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Since nobody has traveled back in time to murder you yet, nothing you will ever do will be really bad

Since nobody has traveled back in time to murder you yet, nothing you will ever do will be really bad
Since nobody has traveled back in time to murder you yet, nothing you will ever do will be really bad
Since nobody has traveled back in time to murder you yet, nothing you will ever do will be really bad
Since nobody has traveled back in time to murder you yet, nothing you will ever do will be really bad
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Over the course of 6 movies Anakin Skywalker lost 5 of his 4 limbs in 3 battles

Over the course of 6 movies Anakin Skywalker lost 5 of his 4 limbs in 3 battles
Over the course of 6 movies Anakin Skywalker lost 5 of his 4 limbs in 3 battles
Over the course of 6 movies Anakin Skywalker lost 5 of his 4 limbs in 3 battles
Over the course of 6 movies Anakin Skywalker lost 5 of his 4 limbs in 3 battles
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The Krusty Krab runs extremely efficiently for having only 2 employees

The Krusty Krab runs extremely efficiently for having only 2 employees
The Krusty Krab runs extremely efficiently for having only 2 employees
The Krusty Krab runs extremely efficiently for having only 2 employees
The Krusty Krab runs extremely efficiently for having only 2 employees
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If Homer Simpson were a Democrat congressman from Springfield, Ohio, he'd be "Homer Simpson (D‑OH)"

If Homer Simpson were a Democrat congressman from Springfield, Ohio, he'd be "Homer Simpson (D-OH)"
If Homer Simpson were a Democrat congressman from Springfield, Ohio, he'd be "Homer Simpson (D-OH)"
If Homer Simpson were a Democrat congressman from Springfield, Ohio, he'd be "Homer Simpson (D-OH)"
If Homer Simpson were a Democrat congressman from Springfield, Ohio, he'd be "Homer Simpson (D-OH)"
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Darth Vader got a suit that cost him an arm and a leg

Darth Vader got a suit that cost him an arm and a leg
Darth Vader got a suit that cost him an arm and a leg
Darth Vader got a suit that cost him an arm and a leg
Darth Vader got a suit that cost him an arm and a leg
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Aquaman is just wet Thor

Aquaman is just wet Thor
Aquaman is just wet Thor
Aquaman is just wet Thor
Aquaman is just wet Thor
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Using a time machine to travel to the past and accidentally changing the present, is maybe as radical as travelling to the present and accidentally changing the future.

Using a time machine to travel to the past and accidentally changing the present, is maybe as radical as travelling to the present and accidentally changing the future.
Using a time machine to travel to the past and accidentally changing the present, is maybe as radical as travelling to the present and accidentally changing the future.
Using a time machine to travel to the past and accidentally changing the present, is maybe as radical as travelling to the present and accidentally changing the future.
Using a time machine to travel to the past and accidentally changing the present, is maybe as radical as travelling to the present and accidentally changing the future.
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Anything can be a UFO if you're stupid enough

Anything can be a UFO if you're stupid enough
Anything can be a UFO if you're stupid enough
Anything can be a UFO if you're stupid enough
Anything can be a UFO if you're stupid enough
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Spiderman would be far less impressive in a town without skyscrapers

Spiderman would be far less impressive in a town without skyscrapers
Spiderman would be far less impressive in a town without skyscrapers
Spiderman would be far less impressive in a town without skyscrapers
Spiderman would be far less impressive in a town without skyscrapers
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