| Shower thoughts about TV series, cinema movies and computer gamesAnything can be a UFO if you're stupid enoughCinderella must have had some seriously deformed feet if her shoe wouldn't fit anybody else
---------- If you sat on your voodoo doll, you wouldn't be able get back up
----------- All cars in racing computer games are electric vehicles
------------ The rich used to pay the poor for the entertainment of the rich. Now the poor pay the rich for the entertainment of the poor.
---------------- Kids want to be Batman, adults want to be Bruce Wayne
----------------- What kind of message does the Pokemon center try to send by always saying "We hope to see you again"
----------- A pregnant woman in space is a mothership
------------ Dogs actually won the space race
------------ Every zombie movie assumes that zombies would never attack each other
----------------- We used to write on scrolls. Then books were invented. Now we're back to scrolling.
---------- For a saga set in space, Star Wars has a serious lack of suits.
-------------- Mosquitoes are possibly the biggest threat during a zombie apocalypse
----------- Pac Man has been eating and running away from his problems his whole life
------------- Cremation is an excellent protection against a zombie apocalypse
--------- Peter Parker makes perfect pancakes because his spider sense tells him the exact moment to flip them
------------ Since 95% of oceans are unexplored, mermaids could exist
---------------- If the infinite universes theory is true, then there is a universe where the earth is flat and a group of people argues that it's round
----------- Movies are more enjoyable on their first watch. Songs are more enjoyable after a few listens.
------------- When aliens conquer Earth, the term "human resources" will sound a lot more terrifying
--------------- The first episode of a show is called "pilot" because it's the first one on the air
----------- Most people in real life die with 0 kills
------------ When you wake up in middle of a dream, people in your dream say "Wow! He just disappeared!"
--------------- There are many innocent cats lifted in the air because of The Lion King
------------ What if ageing is a disease and aliens don't visit us to not get infected?
---------------- A human with robotic limbs is amazing, but a robot with human limbs is absolutely terrifying
--------- A mole is the halfway point between Wolverine and a potato.
----------- Cinderella's shoe shouldn't have slipped off if it fits perfectly
--------------- If Harry Potter books were released in the 17th century, J.K. Rowling would have been considered a witch.
------------ Chess is actually a very violently themed game, only with simple, family-friendly graphics.
--------------- It's a good thing Dr. Seuss' books came with pictures, otherwise we would have no idea what he was writing about
--------- Considering the zombies in Plants vs Zombies all have matching uniforms, they were probably school kids
---------------- The first man to land on the moon was Neil A. That's Alien backwards.
--------- Your morning alarm is just your spawn music
----------------- What if aliens don't come to earth because we made dozens of movies fighting and killing them?
-------------- Rapunzel's neck must be really strong
---------------- Dragons would think it's cool that humans create water in their mouths
------------ If cannibals somehow managed to capture Deadpool, they would have an infinite food supply
---------- If infinite universes exist with infinite possibilities, there is a universe where you are typing this instead of reading it
---------------- If it's true that there are infinite universes with infinite possible variations, then all movies are based on a true story
--------- Since nobody has traveled back in time to murder you yet, nothing you will ever do will be really bad
--------------- Over the course of 6 movies Anakin Skywalker lost 5 of his 4 limbs in 3 battles
------------ The Krusty Krab runs extremely efficiently for having only 2 employees
------------ If Homer Simpson were a Democrat congressman from Springfield, Ohio, he'd be "Homer Simpson (D‑OH)"
-------------- Darth Vader got a suit that cost him an arm and a leg
-------------- Aquaman is just wet Thor
---------------- Using a time machine to travel to the past and accidentally changing the present, is maybe as radical as travelling to the present and accidentally changing the future.
---------- Anything can be a UFO if you're stupid enough
--------------- Spiderman would be far less impressive in a town without skyscrapers
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