| Funny Grammar in the Bar JokesThe past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.The silent letter climbs into a bar
------------- An adverb walks into a bar purposefully.
--------- A thesaurus walks/ ambles/ saunters/ strides/ traipses into a bar.
--------------- An incomplete sentence into a bar.
--------- A preposition walks into a bar, ending up under the table.
---------------- Redundancy walks into a bar that serves alcoholic beverages.
----------------- An anagram walks into a bar owned by an anemic iceman.
--------------- A spoonerism balks into a war and has a muddy blary.
------------ Even if you had been there when a quadruple contraction walked into a bar, y'all'dn't've believed it.
----------- A double contraction walks into a bar although it oughtn't've.
------------ A contraction walks into a bar even though it isn't thirsty, doesn't feel like drinking, and can't explain why someone who's not in the mood to drink wouldn't avoid bars.
--------- An alliteration arrives at an authentic Alabama alehouse and asks for applejack.
--------- His, hers, theirs, mine, yours, and ours walk into a bar and quickly take possession.
---------- A flirtatious semicolon walks into a bar and winks at a colon.
--------------- A double entendre walks into a bar asking for something strong. The bartender gives it to her.
--------------- Mom, Dad, Bob, Otto and Eve walk into Palindrome Saloon
--------------- A heteronym walks into a bar, even though it's close to time for the place to close.
----------------- An interjection walks into a bar *ouch*
------------- An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening with his old friend, a drunk and a felon.
---------------- A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
--------- Two quotation marks walk into a "bar".
------------- A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
Explanation: A malapropism is the mistaken use of a word in place of a similar-sounding one: intents and purposes, sheep, epigrams, casting aspersions, significant other, granted
--------------- A cliché walks into a bar, drunk as a skunk, three sheets to the wind, and fit to be tied.
------------- A comma and an Oxford comma walk into a bar, spending the night laughing about the haters watching the television smoking and drinking beer
--------------- A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar, and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.
Explanation: The irony is there is no hyphen in hyphenated, and there is a hyphen in non-hyphenated.
---------------- A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
------------- An Oxford comma walks into a bar. It buys a whiskey, a rum, and a gin.
------------ A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
--------------- The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
----------------- An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
---------- A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
---------------- A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
------------- At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar, fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
----------------- A synonym strolls into a tavern.
--------------- A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
----------- Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get out, we don't serve your type."
--------------- A non-sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
-------------- An onomatopoeia whizzes into a bar, barks out an order, guzzles a drink, then zips out with a whoosh.
---------- An onomatopoeia screeches into a bar, sizzles, growls, and roars.
--------------- An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
--------- A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
---------- A reflexive verb walks itself into a bar.
--------------- A tautology walks into a liquor bar.
----------- A palindrome walks into a top spot.
--------------- An errant apostrophe walk's tuesday's into a bar and drinks' a few beer's and Bailey's with hi's friend Jame's and sometime's with other peoples'.
---------------- A double negative doesn't walk into no bar.
------------- If a dependent clause walks into a bar, should the main clause buy it a drink?
-------------- The present tense walks into a bar, the past tense walked out.
---------- A split infinitive decides to boldly walk into a bar.
------------ An appositive, a phrase included for clarification, walks into a bar.
------------ A misplaced modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
--------------- An anagram walks in boa art.
---------------- The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
-------------- A colon walks into a bar. A semicolon walks out.
--------------- An alcoholic hyperbole walks into a bar a million times a day.
-------------- A group of homophones wok inn two ey barre.
--------------- Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapsed to the bar floor.
-------------- A run-on sentence walks into a bar it is thirsty.
----------- A hyperbole totally ripped into this insane bar and absolutely destroyed everything.
--------- A synonym ambles into a pub. It takes a seat, imbibes and departs.
--------- A participle and an infinitive walk into a bar, planning to drink.
------------ A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget
--------- Two quotation marks 'walk' into a bar.
----------------- A question mark walks into a bar?
---------------- A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
------------ A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
---------------- Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They Drink. They Leave.
--------- The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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