What a difference a comma makes

Punctuation saves lives!
  • New
  • Short
  • Abc
  • Unsorted
Congrats, Tulation!

  • He spent the night with his old friend, a drunk and a felon.
  • He spent the night with his old friend, a drunk, and a felon

  • Let's eat, kids!
  • Let's eat kids!
Punctuation saves lives!

  • Nice strawman
  • Nice straw, man

  • No U turn!
  • No, U turn!

  • I'm sorry, I love you.
  • I'm sorry I love you.

  • Private! No visitors allowed!
  • Private? No. Visitors allowed!

  • You have a body like Adonis.
  • You have a body, like Adonis.

  • I would never call you stupid.
  • I would never call you, stupid.

  • I love my parents, Lady Gaga and Humpty Dumpty
  • I love my parents Lady Gaga and Humpty Dumpty

  • Let's eat, Grandma.
  • Let's eat Grandma.
Punctuation saves lives!

  • I like cooking, my family, and my dogs.
  • I like cooking my family and my dogs.
Use commas! Don't be a psycho.

The comma said "Let's slow down a bit", the period said "We better stop right now", and the question mark responded "What are you guys talking about?"

  • Help! A thief!
  • Help a thief.
Wrong punctuation helps criminals!

  • What's this thing called love?
  • What is this thing called, love?

  • A woman, without her man, is nothing.
  • A woman: without her, man is nothing.

  • We invited the dogs, William, and Harry.
  • We invited the dogs, William and Harry.


2190 jokes