What a difference a comma makes

Punctuation saves lives!
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Congrats, Tulation!

Congrats, Tulation!
Congrats, Tulation!
Congrats, Tulation!
Congrats, Tulation!
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  • He spent the night with his old friend, a drunk and a felon.
  • He spent the night with his old friend, a drunk, and a felon


What a difference an Oxford comma makes: / •He spent the night with his old friend, a drunk and a felon. / •He spent the night with his old friend, a drunk, and a felon
What a difference an Oxford comma makes: / •He spent the night with his old friend, a drunk and a felon. / •He spent the night with his old friend, a drunk, and a felon
What a difference an Oxford comma makes: / •He spent the night with his old friend, a drunk and a felon. / •He spent the night with his old friend, a drunk, and a felon
What a difference an Oxford comma makes: / •He spent the night with his old friend, a drunk and a felon. / •He spent the night with his old friend, a drunk, and a felon
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  • Let's eat, kids!
  • Let's eat kids!
Punctuation saves lives!

•Let's eat, kids! / •Let's eat kids! / Punctuation saves lives!
•Let's eat, kids! / •Let's eat kids! / Punctuation saves lives!
•Let's eat, kids! / •Let's eat kids! / Punctuation saves lives!
•Let's eat, kids! / •Let's eat kids! / Punctuation saves lives!
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  • Nice strawman
  • Nice straw, man


What a difference a comma makes: / •Nice strawman / •Nice straw, man
What a difference a comma makes: / •Nice strawman / •Nice straw, man
What a difference a comma makes: / •Nice strawman / •Nice straw, man
What a difference a comma makes: / •Nice strawman / •Nice straw, man
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  • No U turn!
  • No, U turn!


What a difference a comma makes: / •No U turn! / •No, U turn!
What a difference a comma makes: / •No U turn! / •No, U turn!
What a difference a comma makes: / •No U turn! / •No, U turn!
What a difference a comma makes: / •No U turn! / •No, U turn!
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  • I'm sorry, I love you.
  • I'm sorry I love you.


What a difference a comma makes: / •I'm sorry, I love you. / •I'm sorry I love you.
What a difference a comma makes: / •I'm sorry, I love you. / •I'm sorry I love you.
What a difference a comma makes: / •I'm sorry, I love you. / •I'm sorry I love you.
What a difference a comma makes: / •I'm sorry, I love you. / •I'm sorry I love you.
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  • Private! No visitors allowed!
  • Private? No. Visitors allowed!


What a difference punctuation makes: / •Private! No visitors allowed! / •Private? No. Visitors allowed!
What a difference punctuation makes: / •Private! No visitors allowed! / •Private? No. Visitors allowed!
What a difference punctuation makes: / •Private! No visitors allowed! / •Private? No. Visitors allowed!
What a difference punctuation makes: / •Private! No visitors allowed! / •Private? No. Visitors allowed!
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  • You have a body like Adonis.
  • You have a body, like Adonis.


What a difference a comma makes: / •You have a body like Adonis. / •You have a body, like Adonis.
What a difference a comma makes: / •You have a body like Adonis. / •You have a body, like Adonis.
What a difference a comma makes: / •You have a body like Adonis. / •You have a body, like Adonis.
What a difference a comma makes: / •You have a body like Adonis. / •You have a body, like Adonis.
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  • I would never call you stupid.
  • I would never call you, stupid.


What a difference a comma makes: / •I would never call you stupid. / •I would never call you, stupid.
What a difference a comma makes: / •I would never call you stupid. / •I would never call you, stupid.
What a difference a comma makes: / •I would never call you stupid. / •I would never call you, stupid.
What a difference a comma makes: / •I would never call you stupid. / •I would never call you, stupid.
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  • I love my parents, Lady Gaga and Humpty Dumpty
  • I love my parents Lady Gaga and Humpty Dumpty


What a difference a comma makes: / •I love my parents, Lady Gaga and Humpty Dumpty / •I love my parents Lady Gaga and Humpty Dumpty
What a difference a comma makes: / •I love my parents, Lady Gaga and Humpty Dumpty / •I love my parents Lady Gaga and Humpty Dumpty
What a difference a comma makes: / •I love my parents, Lady Gaga and Humpty Dumpty / •I love my parents Lady Gaga and Humpty Dumpty
What a difference a comma makes: / •I love my parents, Lady Gaga and Humpty Dumpty / •I love my parents Lady Gaga and Humpty Dumpty
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The comma said "Let's slow down a bit", the period said "We better stop right now", and the question mark responded "What are you guys talking about?"

The comma said "Let's slow down a bit", the period said "We better stop right now", and the question mark responded "What are you guys talking about?"
The comma said "Let's slow down a bit", the period said "We better stop right now", and the question mark responded "What are you guys talking about?"
The comma said "Let's slow down a bit", the period said "We better stop right now", and the question mark responded "What are you guys talking about?"
The comma said "Let's slow down a bit", the period said "We better stop right now", and the question mark responded "What are you guys talking about?"
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  • Help! A thief!
  • Help a thief.
Wrong punctuation helps criminals!

What a difference punctuation makes: / •Help! A thief! / •Help a thief. / Wrong punctuation helps criminals!
What a difference punctuation makes: / •Help! A thief! / •Help a thief. / Wrong punctuation helps criminals!
What a difference punctuation makes: / •Help! A thief! / •Help a thief. / Wrong punctuation helps criminals!
What a difference punctuation makes: / •Help! A thief! / •Help a thief. / Wrong punctuation helps criminals!
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  • Let's eat, Grandma.
  • Let's eat Grandma.
Punctuation saves lives!

What a difference a comma makes: / •Let's eat, Grandma. / •Let's eat Grandma. / Punctuation saves lives!
What a difference a comma makes: / •Let's eat, Grandma. / •Let's eat Grandma. / Punctuation saves lives!
What a difference a comma makes: / •Let's eat, Grandma. / •Let's eat Grandma. / Punctuation saves lives!
What a difference a comma makes: / •Let's eat, Grandma. / •Let's eat Grandma. / Punctuation saves lives!
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  • I like cooking, my family, and my dogs.
  • I like cooking my family and my dogs.
Use commas! Don't be a psycho.

What a difference a comma makes: / •I like cooking, my family, and my dogs. / •I like cooking my family and my dogs. / Use commas! Don't be a psycho.
What a difference a comma makes: / •I like cooking, my family, and my dogs. / •I like cooking my family and my dogs. / Use commas! Don't be a psycho.
What a difference a comma makes: / •I like cooking, my family, and my dogs. / •I like cooking my family and my dogs. / Use commas! Don't be a psycho.
What a difference a comma makes: / •I like cooking, my family, and my dogs. / •I like cooking my family and my dogs. / Use commas! Don't be a psycho.
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  • What's this thing called love?
  • What is this thing called, love?


What a difference a comma makes: / •What's this thing called love? / •What is this thing called, love?
What a difference a comma makes: / •What's this thing called love? / •What is this thing called, love?
What a difference a comma makes: / •What's this thing called love? / •What is this thing called, love?
What a difference a comma makes: / •What's this thing called love? / •What is this thing called, love?
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  • A woman, without her man, is nothing.
  • A woman: without her, man is nothing.


What a difference punctuation makes: / •A woman, without her man, is nothing. / •A woman: without her, man is nothing.
What a difference punctuation makes: / •A woman, without her man, is nothing. / •A woman: without her, man is nothing.
What a difference punctuation makes: / •A woman, without her man, is nothing. / •A woman: without her, man is nothing.
What a difference punctuation makes: / •A woman, without her man, is nothing. / •A woman: without her, man is nothing.
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  • We invited the dogs, William, and Harry.
  • We invited the dogs, William and Harry.


What a difference a comma makes: / •We invited the dogs, William, and Harry. / •We invited the dogs, William and Harry.
What a difference a comma makes: / •We invited the dogs, William, and Harry. / •We invited the dogs, William and Harry.
What a difference a comma makes: / •We invited the dogs, William, and Harry. / •We invited the dogs, William and Harry.
What a difference a comma makes: / •We invited the dogs, William, and Harry. / •We invited the dogs, William and Harry.
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