| Jokes about computers and internetEverybody on the internet has the last name JPGThe person most often thwarted by your password protection is you
-------------- What boots up must come down
------------- "Melted ice cream found on Keyboard. Delete nephew [Y/N]?"
------------- It said "Insert disk 4..." but only 3 fit.
---------------- I can multitask. I can read while sitting on the toilet.
------------- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
----------- Note to self: If the computer says "Printer out of paper" then this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button
------------- Mouse not found. Spank the cat [Y/N]?
--------- No matter how much data you erase from your laptop, it will not get lighter
-------------- Dad, what means "Drive C: is being formatted"?
---------- A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking light.
------------- All roght, whi swotched my keytips ariund?
--------- I always thought my neighbors were nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
--------------- "Your waffle iron isn't working, dear!" — "Please stay away from my laptop, grandma!"
----------- Reset universe (Y/N)?
-------------- I asked my parents how people entertained themselves before computers and internet were invented. They didn't know. My 4 brothers and 5 sisters didn't know either.
-------------- When in doubt, reboot!
--------- If you can't login, you're not a user, you're a luser
------------ Hmm, I wonder whether I can get rid of the crumbs in my keyb7u8i9o0 cfvgb njmkl
--------- Priest: "I hereby pronounce you husband and wife. You can now update your Facebook account."
--------- Having a lot of Facebook friends is like having a lot Monopoly money
------------- YOLO: You only live online
---------- "ERROR: You need to be logged in to log out. Please log in to log out."
----------------- On Youtube: "We gonna crush this item with a hydraulic press" — Item gets crushed — "I can't believe it!"
--------- I can haz CAPS
--------------- hOW CAN i DISABLE cAPSLOCK?
----------------- At the end of the day life should ask: "Do you want to save the changes?"
---------- You know you're addicted to Facebook when you can't reach your mother because she doesn't have a Facebook account
---------------- Found my old diary. The last entry says: "Dear diary, tomorrow I will get internet"
------------- Everybody on the internet has the last name JPG
---------------- "When I type in my password I see only asterisks ****" — "Yes, that's to prevent someone standing behind you from spying on your password" — "But that's not true. I see the asterisks even when there's nobody behind me"
------------- iPhone chargers, or as I call them: Apple Juice.
---------------- I've got some reliable inside information about Apple's next product. I won't be able to afford it.
------------ "Do you want to cancel?" [YES] [NO] [CANCEL]
------------- "You don't want to cancel, do you?" [YES] [NO] [CANCEL]
-------------- Googled my symptoms. I have either bubonic plague, bark beetle infestation or am kidnapped by aliens each night
---------------- Hey, I've been here once. My Wifi connects automatically.
--------------- It's meme, my selfie and Iphone
----------- "Should I ever be only able to function with the help of some machine, please turn me off" — "Sure, understood" — "Hey, hands off that router"
---------------- Hiroshima 45 Chernobyl 86 Windows 95
---------------- Escape‑key = Criminal, Control‑key = cop
---------- I can multitask. I can park on two parking lots simultaneously.
---------- These aren't spelling mistakes. These are special effects of my keyboard.
--------------- Windows Error: "Too many fingers on keyboard"
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