Jokes about computers and internet

Everybody on the internet has the last name JPG
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What boots up must come down

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"Melted ice cream found on Keyboard. Delete nephew [Y/N]?"

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It said "Insert disk 4..." but only 3 fit.

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I can multitask. I can read while sitting on the toilet.

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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit

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Note to self: If the computer says "Printer out of paper" then this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button

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Mouse not found.
Spank the cat [Y/N]?

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No matter how much data you erase from your laptop, it will not get lighter

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Dad, what means "Drive C: is being formatted"?

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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking light.

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All roght, whi swotched my keytips ariund?

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I always thought my neighbors were nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

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"Your waffle iron isn't working, dear!"  "Please stay away from my laptop, grandma!"

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Reset universe (Y/N)?

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I asked my parents how people entertained themselves before computers and internet were invented. They didn't know. My 4 brothers and 5 sisters didn't know either.

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When in doubt, reboot!

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If you can't login, you're not a user, you're a luser

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Hmm, I wonder whether I can get rid of the crumbs in my keyb7u8i9o0 cfvgb njmkl

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Priest: "I hereby pronounce you husband and wife. You can now update your Facebook account."

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Having a lot of Facebook friends is like having a lot Monopoly money

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YOLO: You only live online

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"ERROR: You need to be logged in to log out. Please log in to log out."

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On Youtube: "We gonna crush this item with a hydraulic press"  Item gets crushed  "I can't believe it!"

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I can haz CAPS

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hOW CAN i DISABLE cAPSLOCK?

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At the end of the day life should ask: "Do you want to save the changes?"

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You know you're addicted to Facebook when you can't reach your mother because she doesn't have a Facebook account

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Found my old diary. The last entry says: "Dear diary, tomorrow I will get internet"

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Everybody on the internet has the last name JPG

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"When I type in my password I see only asterisks ****"  "Yes, that's to prevent someone standing behind you from spying on your password"  "But that's not true. I see the asterisks even when there's nobody behind me"

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iPhone chargers, or as I call them: Apple Juice.

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I've got some reliable inside information about Apple's next product. I won't be able to afford it.

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"Do you want to cancel?" [YES] [NO] [CANCEL]

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"You don't want to cancel, do you?" [YES] [NO] [CANCEL]

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Googled my symptoms. I have either bubonic plague, bark beetle infestation or am kidnapped by aliens each night

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Hey, I've been here once. My Wifi connects automatically.

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It's meme, my selfie and Iphone

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"Should I ever be only able to function with the help of some machine, please turn me off"  "Sure, understood"  "Hey, hands off that router"

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Hiroshima 45
Chernobyl 86
Windows 95

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Escape‑key = Criminal, Control‑key = cop

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I can multitask. I can park on two parking lots simultaneously.

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These aren't spelling mistakes. These are special effects of my keyboard.

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Windows Error: "Too many fingers on keyboard"

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