Knock Knock Who's There Jokes

*Knock*Knock*  "Who's There?"  "Doris"  "Doris Who?"  "Doris locked. Open up!"
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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Art"
 "Art Who?"
 "R2D2"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Spell"
 "Spell Who?"
 "W-H-O"

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The person who invented the Knock Knock jokes, I heard they got the No Bell prize

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "You know"
 "You know who?"
 "You know who"

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*Sock*Sock*
 "Shoe's there?"

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Fastest way to mess up someone's knock knock joke?
"*Knock*Knock*"
 "It's open!"

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*Nock*Nock*
 "Who their?"
 "The Grammar Police"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Britney Spears"
 "Britney Spears Who?"

*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Oops I did it again"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Weevil"
 "Weevil Who?"
 "Weevil weevil rock you"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Amos"
 "Amos Who?"
 "A mosquito bit me!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Sam and Janet"
 "Sam and Janet Who?"
 "Samenjanet Evening" (some enchanted)

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Witches"
 "Witches Who?"
 "Witches the way home?"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Radio"
 "Radio Who?"
 "Radio not, here I come!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Tank"
 "Tank Who?"
 "You're welcome!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Annie"
 "Annie Who?"
 "Annie body going to open the door already?"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "A little old lady"
 "A little old lady Who?"
 "I didn't know you could yodel!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Figs"
 "Figs Who?"
 "Figs your doorbell, it's not working!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Ice cream"
 "Ice cream Who?"
 "ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Will"
 "Will Who?"
 "Will you just open the door already?"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Wendy"
 "Wendy Who?"
 "Wendy bell works again, I won't have to knock anymore"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Howl"
 "Howl Who?"
 "Howl you know it's really me unless you open the door?"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Heidi"
 "Heidi Who?"
 "Heidi'cided to come over to play!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "To"
 "To Who?"
 "No, to whom"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Alpaca"
 "Alpaca Who?"
 "Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Avenue"
 "Avenue Who?"
 "Avenue opened the door quicker before?"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Ben"
 "Ben Who?"
 "Ben knocking for 20 minutes!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Boo hoo"
 "Boo hoo Who?"
 "Aww, don't cry—it's just a joke"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Canoe"
 "Canoe Who?"
 "Canoe open the door?"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Cash"
 "Cash Who?"
 "I didn't realize you were some kind of nut!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Claire"
 "Claire Who?"
 "Claire the way; I'm coming in!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Goat"
 "Goat Who?"
 "Goat to the door to see who's knocking!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "H"
 "H Who?"
 "Bless you!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Isabelle"
 "Isabelle Who?"
 "Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Justin"
 "Justin Who?"
 "Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Ketchup"
 "Ketchup Who?"
 "Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Luke"
 "Luke Who?"
 "Luke through the keyhole to see!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Nana"
 "Nana Who?"
 "Nana your business!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Otto"
 "Otto Who?"
 "Otto know what's taking you so long!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Police"
 "Police Who?"
 "Police hurry, I'm freezing out here"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Robin"
 "Robin Who?"
 "Robin you! Hand over your cash!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Scold"
 "Scold Who?"
 "Scold outside, let me in!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Sherlock"
 "Sherlock Who?"
 "Sherlock your door shut tight"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Ya"
 "Ya Who?"
 "I'm excited to see you, too!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Europe"
 "Europe Who?"
 "No, you're a poo"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Mikey"
 "Mikey Who?"
 "My key doesn't fit in the keyhole"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Cows go"
 "Cows go Who?"
 "No, silly. Cows go moo."

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "A broken pencil"
 "A broken pencil Who?"
 "Never mind, it's pointless"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Wanda"
 "Wanda Who?"
 "Wanda hang out with me right now?"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "The impatient cow"
 "The impa..."
 "Mooooo"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Control Freak"
 "Contr.."
 "Okay, now you say, Control Freak Who?"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Dwayne"
 "Dwayne Who?"
 "Dwayne the bathtub! It's overflowing!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Noah"
 "Noah Who?"
 "Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Lettuce"
 "Lettuce Who?"
 "Lettuce in it's cold out here"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "King Tut"
 "King Tut Who?"
 "King Tutkey fried chicken!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Adore"
 "Adore Who?"
 "Adore is between us. Open up!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Harry"
 "Harry Who?"
 "Harry up, it's cold out here!"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Needle"
 "Needle Who?"
 "Needle little money for the movies"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Dozen"
 "Dozen Who?"
 "Dozen anybody want to let me in?"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's there?"
 "Dishes"
 "Dishes Who?"
 "Dishes Sean Connery"

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*Knock*Knock*
 "Who's There?"
 "Doris"
 "Doris Who?"
 "Doris locked. Open up!"

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