Knock Knock Who's There Jokes

*Knock*Knock* —  "Who's There?" —  "Doris" —  "Doris Who?" —  "Doris locked. Open up!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Maia"
— "Maia Who?"
— "Maiabilities are too many to waste my time on knock knock jokes."

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Maia" / —"Maia Who?" / —"Maiabilities are too many to waste my time on knock knock jokes."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Maia" / —"Maia Who?" / —"Maiabilities are too many to waste my time on knock knock jokes."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Maia" / —"Maia Who?" / —"Maiabilities are too many to waste my time on knock knock jokes."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Maia" / —"Maia Who?" / —"Maiabilities are too many to waste my time on knock knock jokes."
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To hunt somebody down.

*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "The chicken"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To hunt somebody down. / / *Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"The chicken"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To hunt somebody down. / / *Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"The chicken"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To hunt somebody down. / / *Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"The chicken"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To hunt somebody down. / / *Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"The chicken"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Ivor"
— "Ivor Who?"
— "Ivoready told you. Now open the door."

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ivor" / —"Ivor Who?" / —"Ivoready told you. Now open the door."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ivor" / —"Ivor Who?" / —"Ivoready told you. Now open the door."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ivor" / —"Ivor Who?" / —"Ivoready told you. Now open the door."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ivor" / —"Ivor Who?" / —"Ivoready told you. Now open the door."
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Four eggs"
— "Four eggs Who?"
— "For eggsellent reasons my real identity shall remain a secret."

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Four eggs" / —"Four eggs Who?" / —"For eggsellent reasons my real identity shall remain a secret."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Four eggs" / —"Four eggs Who?" / —"For eggsellent reasons my real identity shall remain a secret."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Four eggs" / —"Four eggs Who?" / —"For eggsellent reasons my real identity shall remain a secret."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Four eggs" / —"Four eggs Who?" / —"For eggsellent reasons my real identity shall remain a secret."
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Dramatic music"
— "Dramat.."
— "DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Dramatic music" / —"Dramat.." / —"DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Dramatic music" / —"Dramat.." / —"DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Dramatic music" / —"Dramat.." / —"DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Dramatic music" / —"Dramat.." / —"DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Stopwatch"
— "Stopwatch Who?"
— "Stop watcha doin and open tha door."

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Stopwatch" / —"Stopwatch Who?" / —"Stop watcha doin and open tha door."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Stopwatch" / —"Stopwatch Who?" / —"Stop watcha doin and open tha door."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Stopwatch" / —"Stopwatch Who?" / —"Stop watcha doin and open tha door."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Stopwatch" / —"Stopwatch Who?" / —"Stop watcha doin and open tha door."
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Snow"
— "Snow Who?"
— "S'no point pretending the doorbell is broken."

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Snow" / —"Snow Who?" / —"S'no point pretending the doorbell is broken."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Snow" / —"Snow Who?" / —"S'no point pretending the doorbell is broken."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Snow" / —"Snow Who?" / —"S'no point pretending the doorbell is broken."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Snow" / —"Snow Who?" / —"S'no point pretending the doorbell is broken."
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Kenya"
— "Kenya Who?"
— "Kenya open the door? I'm here to fix your doorbell!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Kenya" / —"Kenya Who?" / —"Kenya open the door? I'm here to fix your doorbell!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Kenya" / —"Kenya Who?" / —"Kenya open the door? I'm here to fix your doorbell!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Kenya" / —"Kenya Who?" / —"Kenya open the door? I'm here to fix your doorbell!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Kenya" / —"Kenya Who?" / —"Kenya open the door? I'm here to fix your doorbell!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Ida"
— "Ida Who?"
— "Actually, it's Idaho!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ida" / —"Ida Who?" / —"Actually, it's Idaho!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ida" / —"Ida Who?" / —"Actually, it's Idaho!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ida" / —"Ida Who?" / —"Actually, it's Idaho!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ida" / —"Ida Who?" / —"Actually, it's Idaho!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Kanga"
— "Kanga Who?"
— "Actually, it's kangaroo!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Kanga" / —"Kanga Who?" / —"Actually, it's kangaroo!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Kanga" / —"Kanga Who?" / —"Actually, it's kangaroo!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Kanga" / —"Kanga Who?" / —"Actually, it's kangaroo!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Kanga" / —"Kanga Who?" / —"Actually, it's kangaroo!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Lena"
— "Lena Who?"
— "Lena little bit closer and you will see"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Lena" / —"Lena Who?" / —"Lena little bit closer and you will see"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Lena" / —"Lena Who?" / —"Lena little bit closer and you will see"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Lena" / —"Lena Who?" / —"Lena little bit closer and you will see"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Lena" / —"Lena Who?" / —"Lena little bit closer and you will see"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Heidi"
— "Heidi Who?"
— "Heidi who, hidey ho, it's me, your neighbor!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Heidi" / —"Heidi Who?" / —"Heidi who, hidey ho, it's me, your neighbor!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Heidi" / —"Heidi Who?" / —"Heidi who, hidey ho, it's me, your neighbor!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Heidi" / —"Heidi Who?" / —"Heidi who, hidey ho, it's me, your neighbor!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Heidi" / —"Heidi Who?" / —"Heidi who, hidey ho, it's me, your neighbor!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Déja!"
— "Déja who?"
— "*Knock*Knock*"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Deja!" / —"Deja who?" / —"*Knock*Knock*"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Deja!" / —"Deja who?" / —"*Knock*Knock*"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Deja!" / —"Deja who?" / —"*Knock*Knock*"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Deja!" / —"Deja who?" / —"*Knock*Knock*"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Who!"
— "Who Who?"
— "Wait, is an owl living here?"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Who!" / —"Who Who?" / —"Wait, is an owl living here?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Who!" / —"Who Who?" / —"Wait, is an owl living here?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Who!" / —"Who Who?" / —"Wait, is an owl living here?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Who!" / —"Who Who?" / —"Wait, is an owl living here?"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Madam"
— "Madam Who?"
— "Ma dam hand hurts already from all that knocking!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Madam" / —"Madam Who?" / —"Ma dam hand hurts already from all that knocking!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Madam" / —"Madam Who?" / —"Ma dam hand hurts already from all that knocking!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Madam" / —"Madam Who?" / —"Ma dam hand hurts already from all that knocking!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Madam" / —"Madam Who?" / —"Ma dam hand hurts already from all that knocking!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Carrot"
— "Carrot Who?"
— "Are you expecting a carrot to have a last name?"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Carrot" / —"Carrot Who?" / —"Are you expecting a carrot to have a last name?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Carrot" / —"Carrot Who?" / —"Are you expecting a carrot to have a last name?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Carrot" / —"Carrot Who?" / —"Are you expecting a carrot to have a last name?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Carrot" / —"Carrot Who?" / —"Are you expecting a carrot to have a last name?"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Wire"
— "Wire Who?"
— "Wire who? Why are we? Why is anybody? And who are we?"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Wire" / —"Wire Who?" / —"Wire who? Why are we? Why is anybody? And who are we?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Wire" / —"Wire Who?" / —"Wire who? Why are we? Why is anybody? And who are we?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Wire" / —"Wire Who?" / —"Wire who? Why are we? Why is anybody? And who are we?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Wire" / —"Wire Who?" / —"Wire who? Why are we? Why is anybody? And who are we?"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Opportunity"
— "Impossible! Opportunity doesn't knock twice!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Opportunity" / —"Impossible! Opportunity doesn't knock twice!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Opportunity" / —"Impossible! Opportunity doesn't knock twice!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Opportunity" / —"Impossible! Opportunity doesn't knock twice!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Opportunity" / —"Impossible! Opportunity doesn't knock twice!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Alex"
— "Alex Who?"
— "Alexplain everything once you've opened the door!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Alex" / —"Alex Who?" / —"Alexplain everything once you've opened the door!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Alex" / —"Alex Who?" / —"Alexplain everything once you've opened the door!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Alex" / —"Alex Who?" / —"Alexplain everything once you've opened the door!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Alex" / —"Alex Who?" / —"Alexplain everything once you've opened the door!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Repeat"
— "Repeat Who?"
— "Who Who"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Repeat" / —"Repeat Who?" / —"Who Who"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Repeat" / —"Repeat Who?" / —"Who Who"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Repeat" / —"Repeat Who?" / —"Who Who"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Repeat" / —"Repeat Who?" / —"Who Who"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "The interrupting doctor"
— "The interr...?"
— "You have diarrhea"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"The interrupting doctor" / —"The interr...?" / —"You have diarrhea"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"The interrupting doctor" / —"The interr...?" / —"You have diarrhea"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"The interrupting doctor" / —"The interr...?" / —"You have diarrhea"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"The interrupting doctor" / —"The interr...?" / —"You have diarrhea"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Art"
— "Art Who?"
— "R2D2"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Art" / —"Art Who?" / —"R2D2"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Art" / —"Art Who?" / —"R2D2"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Art" / —"Art Who?" / —"R2D2"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Art" / —"Art Who?" / —"R2D2"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Spell"
— "Spell Who?"
— "W-H-O"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Spell" / —"Spell Who?" / —"W-H-O"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Spell" / —"Spell Who?" / —"W-H-O"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Spell" / —"Spell Who?" / —"W-H-O"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Spell" / —"Spell Who?" / —"W-H-O"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Annie"
— "Annie Who?"
— "Annie body going to open the door already?"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Annie" / —"Annie Who?" / —"Annie body going to open the door already?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Annie" / —"Annie Who?" / —"Annie body going to open the door already?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Annie" / —"Annie Who?" / —"Annie body going to open the door already?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Annie" / —"Annie Who?" / —"Annie body going to open the door already?"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Tank"
— "Tank Who?"
— "You're welcome!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Tank" / —"Tank Who?" / —"You're welcome!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Tank" / —"Tank Who?" / —"You're welcome!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Tank" / —"Tank Who?" / —"You're welcome!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Tank" / —"Tank Who?" / —"You're welcome!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "A little old lady"
— "A little old lady Who?"
— "I didn't know you could yodel!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"A little old lady" / —"A little old lady Who?" / —"I didn't know you could yodel!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"A little old lady" / —"A little old lady Who?" / —"I didn't know you could yodel!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"A little old lady" / —"A little old lady Who?" / —"I didn't know you could yodel!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"A little old lady" / —"A little old lady Who?" / —"I didn't know you could yodel!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Ice cream soda"
— "Ice cream soda Who?"
— "I SCREAM SODA WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD CAN HEAR ME IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ice cream soda" / —"Ice cream soda Who?" / —"I SCREAM SODA WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD CAN HEAR ME IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ice cream soda" / —"Ice cream soda Who?" / —"I SCREAM SODA WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD CAN HEAR ME IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ice cream soda" / —"Ice cream soda Who?" / —"I SCREAM SODA WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD CAN HEAR ME IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ice cream soda" / —"Ice cream soda Who?" / —"I SCREAM SODA WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD CAN HEAR ME IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Figs"
— "Figs Who?"
— "Figs your doorbell, it's not working!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Figs" / —"Figs Who?" / —"Figs your doorbell, it's not working!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Figs" / —"Figs Who?" / —"Figs your doorbell, it's not working!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Figs" / —"Figs Who?" / —"Figs your doorbell, it's not working!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Figs" / —"Figs Who?" / —"Figs your doorbell, it's not working!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Wendy"
— "Wendy Who?"
— "Wendy bell works again, I won't have to knock anymore"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Wendy" / —"Wendy Who?" / —"Wendy bell works again, I won't have to knock anymore"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Wendy" / —"Wendy Who?" / —"Wendy bell works again, I won't have to knock anymore"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Wendy" / —"Wendy Who?" / —"Wendy bell works again, I won't have to knock anymore"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Wendy" / —"Wendy Who?" / —"Wendy bell works again, I won't have to knock anymore"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Will"
— "Will Who?"
— "Will you just open the door already?"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Will" / —"Will Who?" / —"Will you just open the door already?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Will" / —"Will Who?" / —"Will you just open the door already?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Will" / —"Will Who?" / —"Will you just open the door already?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Will" / —"Will Who?" / —"Will you just open the door already?"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Heidi"
— "Heidi Who?"
— "Heidi'cided to come over to play!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Heidi" / —"Heidi Who?" / —"Heidi'cided to come over to play!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Heidi" / —"Heidi Who?" / —"Heidi'cided to come over to play!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Heidi" / —"Heidi Who?" / —"Heidi'cided to come over to play!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Heidi" / —"Heidi Who?" / —"Heidi'cided to come over to play!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Howl"
— "Howl Who?"
— "Howl you know it's really me unless you open the door?"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Howl" / —"Howl Who?" / —"Howl you know it's really me unless you open the door?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Howl" / —"Howl Who?" / —"Howl you know it's really me unless you open the door?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Howl" / —"Howl Who?" / —"Howl you know it's really me unless you open the door?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Howl" / —"Howl Who?" / —"Howl you know it's really me unless you open the door?"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "To"
— "To Who?"
— "No, to whom"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"To" / —"To Who?" / —"No, to whom"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"To" / —"To Who?" / —"No, to whom"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"To" / —"To Who?" / —"No, to whom"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"To" / —"To Who?" / —"No, to whom"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Avenue"
— "Avenue Who?"
— "Avenue opened the door quicker before?"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Avenue" / —"Avenue Who?" / —"Avenue opened the door quicker before?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Avenue" / —"Avenue Who?" / —"Avenue opened the door quicker before?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Avenue" / —"Avenue Who?" / —"Avenue opened the door quicker before?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Avenue" / —"Avenue Who?" / —"Avenue opened the door quicker before?"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Alpaca"
— "Alpaca Who?"
— "Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Alpaca" / —"Alpaca Who?" / —"Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Alpaca" / —"Alpaca Who?" / —"Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Alpaca" / —"Alpaca Who?" / —"Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Alpaca" / —"Alpaca Who?" / —"Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Boo hoo"
— "Boo hoo Who?"
— "Aww, don't cry—it's just a joke"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Boo hoo" / —"Boo hoo Who?" / —"Aww, don't cry —it's just a joke"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Boo hoo" / —"Boo hoo Who?" / —"Aww, don't cry —it's just a joke"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Boo hoo" / —"Boo hoo Who?" / —"Aww, don't cry —it's just a joke"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Boo hoo" / —"Boo hoo Who?" / —"Aww, don't cry —it's just a joke"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Ben"
— "Ben Who?"
— "Ben knocking for 20 minutes!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ben" / —"Ben Who?" / —"Ben knocking for 20 minutes!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ben" / —"Ben Who?" / —"Ben knocking for 20 minutes!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ben" / —"Ben Who?" / —"Ben knocking for 20 minutes!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ben" / —"Ben Who?" / —"Ben knocking for 20 minutes!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Cash"
— "Cash Who?"
— "I didn't realize you were some kind of nut!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Cash" / —"Cash Who?" / —"I didn't realize you were some kind of nut!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Cash" / —"Cash Who?" / —"I didn't realize you were some kind of nut!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Cash" / —"Cash Who?" / —"I didn't realize you were some kind of nut!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Cash" / —"Cash Who?" / —"I didn't realize you were some kind of nut!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Canoe"
— "Canoe Who?"
— "Canoe open the door?"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Canoe" / —"Canoe Who?" / —"Canoe open the door?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Canoe" / —"Canoe Who?" / —"Canoe open the door?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Canoe" / —"Canoe Who?" / —"Canoe open the door?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Canoe" / —"Canoe Who?" / —"Canoe open the door?"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Goat"
— "Goat Who?"
— "Goat to the door to see who's knocking!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Goat" / —"Goat Who?" / —"Goat to the door to see who's knocking!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Goat" / —"Goat Who?" / —"Goat to the door to see who's knocking!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Goat" / —"Goat Who?" / —"Goat to the door to see who's knocking!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Goat" / —"Goat Who?" / —"Goat to the door to see who's knocking!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Claire"
— "Claire Who?"
— "Claire the way; I'm coming in!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Claire" / —"Claire Who?" / —"Claire the way; I'm coming in!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Claire" / —"Claire Who?" / —"Claire the way; I'm coming in!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Claire" / —"Claire Who?" / —"Claire the way; I'm coming in!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Claire" / —"Claire Who?" / —"Claire the way; I'm coming in!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "You know"
— "You know who?"
— "You know who"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"You know" / —"You know who?" / —"You know who"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"You know" / —"You know who?" / —"You know who"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"You know" / —"You know who?" / —"You know who"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"You know" / —"You know who?" / —"You know who"
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The person who invented Knock Knock jokes got the No Bell prize

The person who invented Knock Knock jokes got the No Bell prize
The person who invented Knock Knock jokes got the No Bell prize
The person who invented Knock Knock jokes got the No Bell prize
The person who invented Knock Knock jokes got the No Bell prize
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Fastest way to mess up someone's knock knock joke?
"*Knock*Knock*"
— "It's open!"

Fastest way to mess up someone's knock knock joke? / "*Knock*Knock*" / —"It's open!"
Fastest way to mess up someone's knock knock joke? / "*Knock*Knock*" / —"It's open!"
Fastest way to mess up someone's knock knock joke? / "*Knock*Knock*" / —"It's open!"
Fastest way to mess up someone's knock knock joke? / "*Knock*Knock*" / —"It's open!"
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*Sock*Sock*
— "Shoe's there?"

*Sock*Sock* / —"Shoe's there?"
*Sock*Sock* / —"Shoe's there?"
*Sock*Sock* / —"Shoe's there?"
*Sock*Sock* / —"Shoe's there?"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Britney Spears"
— "Britney Spears Who?"

*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Oops I did it again"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Britney Spears" / —"Britney Spears Who?" / / *Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Oops I did it again"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Britney Spears" / —"Britney Spears Who?" / / *Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Oops I did it again"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Britney Spears" / —"Britney Spears Who?" / / *Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Oops I did it again"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Britney Spears" / —"Britney Spears Who?" / / *Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Oops I did it again"
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*Nock*Nock*
— "Who their?"
— "The Grammar Police"

*Nock*Nock* / —"Who their?" / —"The Grammar Police"
*Nock*Nock* / —"Who their?" / —"The Grammar Police"
*Nock*Nock* / —"Who their?" / —"The Grammar Police"
*Nock*Nock* / —"Who their?" / —"The Grammar Police"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Weevil"
— "Weevil Who?"
— "Weevil weevil rock you"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Weevil" / —"Weevil Who?" / —"Weevil weevil rock you"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Weevil" / —"Weevil Who?" / —"Weevil weevil rock you"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Weevil" / —"Weevil Who?" / —"Weevil weevil rock you"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Weevil" / —"Weevil Who?" / —"Weevil weevil rock you"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Sam and Janet"
— "Sam and Janet Who?"
— "Samenjanet Evening" (some enchanted)

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Sam and Janet" / —"Sam and Janet Who?" / —"Samenjanet Evening" (some enchanted)
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Sam and Janet" / —"Sam and Janet Who?" / —"Samenjanet Evening" (some enchanted)
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Sam and Janet" / —"Sam and Janet Who?" / —"Samenjanet Evening" (some enchanted)
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Sam and Janet" / —"Sam and Janet Who?" / —"Samenjanet Evening" (some enchanted)
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Amos"
— "Amos Who?"
— "A mosquito bit me!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Amos" / —"Amos Who?" / —"A mosquito bit me!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Amos" / —"Amos Who?" / —"A mosquito bit me!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Amos" / —"Amos Who?" / —"A mosquito bit me!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Amos" / —"Amos Who?" / —"A mosquito bit me!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Radio"
— "Radio Who?"
— "Radio not, here I come!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Radio" / —"Radio Who?" / —"Radio not, here I come!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Radio" / —"Radio Who?" / —"Radio not, here I come!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Radio" / —"Radio Who?" / —"Radio not, here I come!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Radio" / —"Radio Who?" / —"Radio not, here I come!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Witches"
— "Witches Who?"
— "Witches the way home?"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Witches" / —"Witches Who?" / —"Witches the way home?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Witches" / —"Witches Who?" / —"Witches the way home?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Witches" / —"Witches Who?" / —"Witches the way home?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Witches" / —"Witches Who?" / —"Witches the way home?"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "H"
— "H Who?"
— "Bless you!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"H" / —"H Who?" / —"Bless you!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"H" / —"H Who?" / —"Bless you!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"H" / —"H Who?" / —"Bless you!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"H" / —"H Who?" / —"Bless you!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Justin"
— "Justin Who?"
— "Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Justin" / —"Justin Who?" / —"Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Justin" / —"Justin Who?" / —"Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Justin" / —"Justin Who?" / —"Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Justin" / —"Justin Who?" / —"Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Isabelle"
— "Isabelle Who?"
— "Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Isabelle" / —"Isabelle Who?" / —"Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Isabelle" / —"Isabelle Who?" / —"Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Isabelle" / —"Isabelle Who?" / —"Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Isabelle" / —"Isabelle Who?" / —"Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Luke"
— "Luke Who?"
— "Luke through the keyhole to see!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Luke" / —"Luke Who?" / —"Luke through the keyhole to see!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Luke" / —"Luke Who?" / —"Luke through the keyhole to see!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Luke" / —"Luke Who?" / —"Luke through the keyhole to see!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Luke" / —"Luke Who?" / —"Luke through the keyhole to see!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Ketchup"
— "Ketchup Who?"
— "Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ketchup" / —"Ketchup Who?" / —"Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ketchup" / —"Ketchup Who?" / —"Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ketchup" / —"Ketchup Who?" / —"Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ketchup" / —"Ketchup Who?" / —"Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Otto"
— "Otto Who?"
— "Otto know what's taking you so long!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Otto" / —"Otto Who?" / —"Otto know what's taking you so long!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Otto" / —"Otto Who?" / —"Otto know what's taking you so long!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Otto" / —"Otto Who?" / —"Otto know what's taking you so long!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Otto" / —"Otto Who?" / —"Otto know what's taking you so long!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Nana"
— "Nana Who?"
— "Nana your business!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Nana" / —"Nana Who?" / —"Nana your business!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Nana" / —"Nana Who?" / —"Nana your business!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Nana" / —"Nana Who?" / —"Nana your business!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Nana" / —"Nana Who?" / —"Nana your business!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Police"
— "Police Who?"
— "Police hurry, I'm freezing out here"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Police" / —"Police Who?" / —"Police hurry, I'm freezing out here"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Police" / —"Police Who?" / —"Police hurry, I'm freezing out here"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Police" / —"Police Who?" / —"Police hurry, I'm freezing out here"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Police" / —"Police Who?" / —"Police hurry, I'm freezing out here"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Scold"
— "Scold Who?"
— "Scold outside, let me in!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Scold" / —"Scold Who?" / —"Scold outside, let me in!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Scold" / —"Scold Who?" / —"Scold outside, let me in!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Scold" / —"Scold Who?" / —"Scold outside, let me in!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Scold" / —"Scold Who?" / —"Scold outside, let me in!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Robin"
— "Robin Who?"
— "Robin you! Hand over your cash!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Robin" / —"Robin Who?" / —"Robin you! Hand over your cash!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Robin" / —"Robin Who?" / —"Robin you! Hand over your cash!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Robin" / —"Robin Who?" / —"Robin you! Hand over your cash!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Robin" / —"Robin Who?" / —"Robin you! Hand over your cash!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Ya"
— "Ya Who?"
— "I'm excited to see you, too!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ya" / —"Ya Who?" / —"I'm excited to see you, too!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ya" / —"Ya Who?" / —"I'm excited to see you, too!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ya" / —"Ya Who?" / —"I'm excited to see you, too!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Ya" / —"Ya Who?" / —"I'm excited to see you, too!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Sherlock"
— "Sherlock Who?"
— "Sherlock your door shut tight"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Sherlock" / —"Sherlock Who?" / —"Sherlock your door shut tight"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Sherlock" / —"Sherlock Who?" / —"Sherlock your door shut tight"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Sherlock" / —"Sherlock Who?" / —"Sherlock your door shut tight"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Sherlock" / —"Sherlock Who?" / —"Sherlock your door shut tight"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Mikey"
— "Mikey Who?"
— "My key got lost. Please open the door"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Mikey" / —"Mikey Who?" / —"My key got lost. Please open the door"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Mikey" / —"Mikey Who?" / —"My key got lost. Please open the door"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Mikey" / —"Mikey Who?" / —"My key got lost. Please open the door"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Mikey" / —"Mikey Who?" / —"My key got lost. Please open the door"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Europe"
— "Europe Who?"
— "No, you're a poo"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Europe" / —"Europe Who?" / —"No, you're a poo"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Europe" / —"Europe Who?" / —"No, you're a poo"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Europe" / —"Europe Who?" / —"No, you're a poo"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Europe" / —"Europe Who?" / —"No, you're a poo"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Cows go"
— "Cows go Who?"
— "No, silly. Cows go moo."

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Cows go" / —"Cows go Who?" / —"No, silly. Cows go moo."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Cows go" / —"Cows go Who?" / —"No, silly. Cows go moo."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Cows go" / —"Cows go Who?" / —"No, silly. Cows go moo."
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Cows go" / —"Cows go Who?" / —"No, silly. Cows go moo."
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Wanda"
— "Wanda Who?"
— "Wanda hang out with me right now?"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Wanda" / —"Wanda Who?" / —"Wanda hang out with me right now?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Wanda" / —"Wanda Who?" / —"Wanda hang out with me right now?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Wanda" / —"Wanda Who?" / —"Wanda hang out with me right now?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Wanda" / —"Wanda Who?" / —"Wanda hang out with me right now?"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "A broken pencil"
— "A broken pencil Who?"
— "Never mind, it's pointless"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"A broken pencil" / —"A broken pencil Who?" / —"Never mind, it's pointless"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"A broken pencil" / —"A broken pencil Who?" / —"Never mind, it's pointless"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"A broken pencil" / —"A broken pencil Who?" / —"Never mind, it's pointless"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"A broken pencil" / —"A broken pencil Who?" / —"Never mind, it's pointless"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Control Freak"
— "Contr.."
— "Okay, now you say, Control Freak Who?"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Control Freak" / —"Contr.." / —"Okay, now you say, Control Freak Who?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Control Freak" / —"Contr.." / —"Okay, now you say, Control Freak Who?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Control Freak" / —"Contr.." / —"Okay, now you say, Control Freak Who?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Control Freak" / —"Contr.." / —"Okay, now you say, Control Freak Who?"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "The impatient cow"
— "The impa..."
— "Mooooo"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"The impatient cow" / —"The impa..." / —"Mooooo"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"The impatient cow" / —"The impa..." / —"Mooooo"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"The impatient cow" / —"The impa..." / —"Mooooo"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"The impatient cow" / —"The impa..." / —"Mooooo"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Noah"
— "Noah Who?"
— "Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Noah" / —"Noah Who?" / —"Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Noah" / —"Noah Who?" / —"Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Noah" / —"Noah Who?" / —"Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Noah" / —"Noah Who?" / —"Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Dwayne"
— "Dwayne Who?"
— "Dwayne the bathtub! It's overflowing!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Dwayne" / —"Dwayne Who?" / —"Dwayne the bathtub! It's overflowing!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Dwayne" / —"Dwayne Who?" / —"Dwayne the bathtub! It's overflowing!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Dwayne" / —"Dwayne Who?" / —"Dwayne the bathtub! It's overflowing!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Dwayne" / —"Dwayne Who?" / —"Dwayne the bathtub! It's overflowing!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Lettuce"
— "Lettuce Who?"
— "Lettuce in it's cold out here"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Lettuce" / —"Lettuce Who?" / —"Lettuce in it's cold out here"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Lettuce" / —"Lettuce Who?" / —"Lettuce in it's cold out here"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Lettuce" / —"Lettuce Who?" / —"Lettuce in it's cold out here"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Lettuce" / —"Lettuce Who?" / —"Lettuce in it's cold out here"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Adore"
— "Adore Who?"
— "Adore is between us. Open up!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Adore" / —"Adore Who?" / —"Adore is between us. Open up!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Adore" / —"Adore Who?" / —"Adore is between us. Open up!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Adore" / —"Adore Who?" / —"Adore is between us. Open up!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Adore" / —"Adore Who?" / —"Adore is between us. Open up!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "King Tut"
— "King Tut Who?"
— "King Tutkey fried chicken!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"King Tut" / —"King Tut Who?" / —"King Tutkey fried chicken!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"King Tut" / —"King Tut Who?" / —"King Tutkey fried chicken!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"King Tut" / —"King Tut Who?" / —"King Tutkey fried chicken!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"King Tut" / —"King Tut Who?" / —"King Tutkey fried chicken!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Needle"
— "Needle Who?"
— "Needle little money for the movies"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Needle" / —"Needle Who?" / —"Needle little money for the movies"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Needle" / —"Needle Who?" / —"Needle little money for the movies"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Needle" / —"Needle Who?" / —"Needle little money for the movies"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Needle" / —"Needle Who?" / —"Needle little money for the movies"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Harry"
— "Harry Who?"
— "Harry up, it's cold out here!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Harry" / —"Harry Who?" / —"Harry up, it's cold out here!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Harry" / —"Harry Who?" / —"Harry up, it's cold out here!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Harry" / —"Harry Who?" / —"Harry up, it's cold out here!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Harry" / —"Harry Who?" / —"Harry up, it's cold out here!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Dishes"
— "Dishes Who?"
— "Dishes Sean Connery"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Dishes" / —"Dishes Who?" / —"Dishes Sean Connery"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Dishes" / —"Dishes Who?" / —"Dishes Sean Connery"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Dishes" / —"Dishes Who?" / —"Dishes Sean Connery"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Dishes" / —"Dishes Who?" / —"Dishes Sean Connery"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Dozen"
— "Dozen Who?"
— "Dozen anybody want to let me in?"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Dozen" / —"Dozen Who?" / —"Dozen anybody want to let me in?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Dozen" / —"Dozen Who?" / —"Dozen anybody want to let me in?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Dozen" / —"Dozen Who?" / —"Dozen anybody want to let me in?"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's there?" / —"Dozen" / —"Dozen Who?" / —"Dozen anybody want to let me in?"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's There?"
— "Doris"
— "Doris Who?"
— "Doris locked. Open up!"

*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's There?" / —"Doris" / —"Doris Who?" / —"Doris locked. Open up!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's There?" / —"Doris" / —"Doris Who?" / —"Doris locked. Open up!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's There?" / —"Doris" / —"Doris Who?" / —"Doris locked. Open up!"
*Knock*Knock* / —"Who's There?" / —"Doris" / —"Doris Who?" / —"Doris locked. Open up!"
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