Knock Knock Who's There Jokes

*Knock*Knock* —  "Who's There?" —  "Doris" —  "Doris Who?" —  "Doris locked. Open up!"
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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Maia"
— "Maia Who?"
— "Maiabilities are too many to waste my time on knock knock jokes."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To hunt somebody down.

*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "The chicken"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Ivor"
— "Ivor Who?"
— "Ivoready told you. Now open the door."

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Four eggs"
— "Four eggs Who?"
— "For eggsellent reasons my real identity shall remain a secret."

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Dramatic music"
— "Dramat.."
— "DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Stopwatch"
— "Stopwatch Who?"
— "Stop watcha doin and open tha door."

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Snow"
— "Snow Who?"
— "S'no point pretending the doorbell is broken."

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Kenya"
— "Kenya Who?"
— "Kenya open the door? I'm here to fix your doorbell!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Ida"
— "Ida Who?"
— "Actually, it's Idaho!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Kanga"
— "Kanga Who?"
— "Actually, it's kangaroo!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Lena"
— "Lena Who?"
— "Lena little bit closer and you will see"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Heidi"
— "Heidi Who?"
— "Heidi who, hidey ho, it's me, your neighbor!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Déja!"
— "Déja who?"
— "*Knock*Knock*"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Who!"
— "Who Who?"
— "Wait, is an owl living here?"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Madam"
— "Madam Who?"
— "Ma dam hand hurts already from all that knocking!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Carrot"
— "Carrot Who?"
— "Are you expecting a carrot to have a last name?"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Wire"
— "Wire Who?"
— "Wire who? Why are we? Why is anybody? And who are we?"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Opportunity"
— "Impossible! Opportunity doesn't knock twice!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Alex"
— "Alex Who?"
— "Alexplain everything once you've opened the door!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Repeat"
— "Repeat Who?"
— "Who Who"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "The interrupting doctor"
— "The interr...?"
— "You have diarrhea"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Art"
— "Art Who?"
— "R2D2"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Spell"
— "Spell Who?"
— "W-H-O"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Annie"
— "Annie Who?"
— "Annie body going to open the door already?"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Tank"
— "Tank Who?"
— "You're welcome!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "A little old lady"
— "A little old lady Who?"
— "I didn't know you could yodel!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Ice cream soda"
— "Ice cream soda Who?"
— "I SCREAM SODA WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD CAN HEAR ME IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Figs"
— "Figs Who?"
— "Figs your doorbell, it's not working!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Wendy"
— "Wendy Who?"
— "Wendy bell works again, I won't have to knock anymore"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Will"
— "Will Who?"
— "Will you just open the door already?"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Heidi"
— "Heidi Who?"
— "Heidi'cided to come over to play!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Howl"
— "Howl Who?"
— "Howl you know it's really me unless you open the door?"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "To"
— "To Who?"
— "No, to whom"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Avenue"
— "Avenue Who?"
— "Avenue opened the door quicker before?"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Alpaca"
— "Alpaca Who?"
— "Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Boo hoo"
— "Boo hoo Who?"
— "Aww, don't cry—it's just a joke"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Ben"
— "Ben Who?"
— "Ben knocking for 20 minutes!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Cash"
— "Cash Who?"
— "I didn't realize you were some kind of nut!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Canoe"
— "Canoe Who?"
— "Canoe open the door?"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Goat"
— "Goat Who?"
— "Goat to the door to see who's knocking!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Claire"
— "Claire Who?"
— "Claire the way; I'm coming in!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "You know"
— "You know who?"
— "You know who"

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The person who invented Knock Knock jokes got the No Bell prize

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Fastest way to mess up someone's knock knock joke?
"*Knock*Knock*"
— "It's open!"

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*Sock*Sock*
— "Shoe's there?"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Britney Spears"
— "Britney Spears Who?"

*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Oops I did it again"

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*Nock*Nock*
— "Who their?"
— "The Grammar Police"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Weevil"
— "Weevil Who?"
— "Weevil weevil rock you"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Sam and Janet"
— "Sam and Janet Who?"
— "Samenjanet Evening" (some enchanted)

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Amos"
— "Amos Who?"
— "A mosquito bit me!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Radio"
— "Radio Who?"
— "Radio not, here I come!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Witches"
— "Witches Who?"
— "Witches the way home?"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "H"
— "H Who?"
— "Bless you!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Justin"
— "Justin Who?"
— "Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Isabelle"
— "Isabelle Who?"
— "Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Luke"
— "Luke Who?"
— "Luke through the keyhole to see!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Ketchup"
— "Ketchup Who?"
— "Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Otto"
— "Otto Who?"
— "Otto know what's taking you so long!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Nana"
— "Nana Who?"
— "Nana your business!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Police"
— "Police Who?"
— "Police hurry, I'm freezing out here"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Scold"
— "Scold Who?"
— "Scold outside, let me in!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Robin"
— "Robin Who?"
— "Robin you! Hand over your cash!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Ya"
— "Ya Who?"
— "I'm excited to see you, too!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Sherlock"
— "Sherlock Who?"
— "Sherlock your door shut tight"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Mikey"
— "Mikey Who?"
— "My key got lost. Please open the door"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Europe"
— "Europe Who?"
— "No, you're a poo"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Cows go"
— "Cows go Who?"
— "No, silly. Cows go moo."

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Wanda"
— "Wanda Who?"
— "Wanda hang out with me right now?"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "A broken pencil"
— "A broken pencil Who?"
— "Never mind, it's pointless"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Control Freak"
— "Contr.."
— "Okay, now you say, Control Freak Who?"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "The impatient cow"
— "The impa..."
— "Mooooo"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Noah"
— "Noah Who?"
— "Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Dwayne"
— "Dwayne Who?"
— "Dwayne the bathtub! It's overflowing!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Lettuce"
— "Lettuce Who?"
— "Lettuce in it's cold out here"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Adore"
— "Adore Who?"
— "Adore is between us. Open up!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "King Tut"
— "King Tut Who?"
— "King Tutkey fried chicken!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Needle"
— "Needle Who?"
— "Needle little money for the movies"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Harry"
— "Harry Who?"
— "Harry up, it's cold out here!"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Dishes"
— "Dishes Who?"
— "Dishes Sean Connery"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's there?"
— "Dozen"
— "Dozen Who?"
— "Dozen anybody want to let me in?"

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*Knock*Knock*
— "Who's There?"
— "Doris"
— "Doris Who?"
— "Doris locked. Open up!"

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