Murphy's Laws, Catastrophe Slogans

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If everything looks OK, you obviously don't understand the situation

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Murphy's Law of Teamwork: Everything going wrong usually starts with team building events

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An option hides where we don't want it to hide

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What can't go on forever, won't

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An emergency always occurs when you have the least amount of cash available

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There is always more dirty laundry than clean laundry

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When your plane is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time

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It will be all your fault, and everyone will know it

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If the truth is in your favor nobody will believe you

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If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried

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Nature always sides with the hidden flaw

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Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't

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Waterproof containers, aren't

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Compatible parts, aren't

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It has gone wrong already, you just don't know it yet

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The probability of being observed is directly proportional to the stupidity of one's actions

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Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are

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Having the right of way, won't make you any less dead

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When you see light at the end of the tunnel, the tunnel might be about to cave in

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Your great ideas are never remembered and your dumb statements are never forgotten

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Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone

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If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will backfire in your face

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Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work

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When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work

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Murphy's Law of Selective Gravitation: Anything dropped in the bathroom will fall in the toilet

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Murphy's Law of Selective Gravitation: A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place

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Murphy's Law of Selective Gravitation: A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage

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Murphy's Law of the Conservation of Filth: In order for something to get clean, something else must get dirty

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If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway

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Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought

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If you're looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last

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You will always find something in the last place you look

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The other line always moves faster

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Only after the bread fell, you know which side you should have buttered

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Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first

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If anything simply can't go wrong, it will anyway

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Everything takes longer than you think, even if you know this law

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Nothing is as easy as it looks

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In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right, something is wrong.

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Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics: Things get worse under pressure.

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If everything seems to be going well, you have over­looked something

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Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse

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If many things can go wrong, they will all go wrong at the same time

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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong

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Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed

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Anything that can go wrong will go wrong... at the most inopportune time

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Anything that can go wrong will go wrong

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The worst is yet to come...

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