Shower thoughts

Mars is populated by robots
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A broken clock shows the correct time twice a day. A working clock may never show the correct time.

A broken clock shows the correct time twice a day. A working clock may never show the correct time.
A broken clock shows the correct time twice a day. A working clock may never show the correct time.
A broken clock shows the correct time twice a day. A working clock may never show the correct time.
A broken clock shows the correct time twice a day. A working clock may never show the correct time.
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What if spiders had the same weight as dogs and were equally fond of jumping on you?

What if spiders had the same weight as dogs and were equally fond of jumping on you?
What if spiders had the same weight as dogs and were equally fond of jumping on you?
What if spiders had the same weight as dogs and were equally fond of jumping on you?
What if spiders had the same weight as dogs and were equally fond of jumping on you?
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I will never be able to touch my right elbow with my right hand

I will never be able to touch my right elbow with my right hand
I will never be able to touch my right elbow with my right hand
I will never be able to touch my right elbow with my right hand
I will never be able to touch my right elbow with my right hand
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A birth certificate is a baby receipt

A birth certificate is a baby receipt
A birth certificate is a baby receipt
A birth certificate is a baby receipt
A birth certificate is a baby receipt
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The arms of our chairs are chairs for our arms

The arms of our chairs are chairs for our arms
The arms of our chairs are chairs for our arms
The arms of our chairs are chairs for our arms
The arms of our chairs are chairs for our arms
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Maybe plants are farming us by fertilizing us with Oxygen until we die so they can eat us when we decompose?

Maybe plants are farming us by fertilizing us with Oxygen until we die so they can eat us when we decompose?
Maybe plants are farming us by fertilizing us with Oxygen until we die so they can eat us when we decompose?
Maybe plants are farming us by fertilizing us with Oxygen until we die so they can eat us when we decompose?
Maybe plants are farming us by fertilizing us with Oxygen until we die so they can eat us when we decompose?
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Buying glasses is paying money to see other people

Buying glasses is paying money to see other people
Buying glasses is paying money to see other people
Buying glasses is paying money to see other people
Buying glasses is paying money to see other people
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When you stack a lasagna on top of a lasagna, you still have only one lasagna

When you add one train to another train, you still have only one train

When you stack a lasagna on top of a lasagna, you still have only one lasagna / / When you add one train to another train, you still have only one train
When you stack a lasagna on top of a lasagna, you still have only one lasagna / / When you add one train to another train, you still have only one train
When you stack a lasagna on top of a lasagna, you still have only one lasagna / / When you add one train to another train, you still have only one train
When you stack a lasagna on top of a lasagna, you still have only one lasagna / / When you add one train to another train, you still have only one train
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When someone says you're One in a million, they're still saying there's 7700 people like you

When someone says you're One in a million, they're still saying there's 7700 people like you
When someone says you're One in a million, they're still saying there's 7700 people like you
When someone says you're One in a million, they're still saying there's 7700 people like you
When someone says you're One in a million, they're still saying there's 7700 people like you
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If you lose your thumb, you lose your middle finger

If you lose your thumb, you lose your middle finger
If you lose your thumb, you lose your middle finger
If you lose your thumb, you lose your middle finger
If you lose your thumb, you lose your middle finger
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All spoons in a restaurant have been in someone else's mouth

All spoons in a restaurant have been in someone else's mouth
All spoons in a restaurant have been in someone else's mouth
All spoons in a restaurant have been in someone else's mouth
All spoons in a restaurant have been in someone else's mouth
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Pizza in a box = Triangles served in a circle in a square container

Pizza in a box = Triangles served in a circle in a square container
Pizza in a box = Triangles served in a circle in a square container
Pizza in a box = Triangles served in a circle in a square container
Pizza in a box = Triangles served in a circle in a square container
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Parking tickets are speeding tickets for going 0 mph

Parking tickets are speeding tickets for going 0 mph
Parking tickets are speeding tickets for going 0 mph
Parking tickets are speeding tickets for going 0 mph
Parking tickets are speeding tickets for going 0 mph
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Clapping is giving yourself a high five for someone else's work

Clapping is giving yourself a high five for someone else's work
Clapping is giving yourself a high five for someone else's work
Clapping is giving yourself a high five for someone else's work
Clapping is giving yourself a high five for someone else's work
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The brain needs a few milliseconds to process information. So technically, for our brain, our body is living in the future.

The brain needs a few milliseconds to process information. So technically, for our brain, our body is living in the future.
The brain needs a few milliseconds to process information. So technically, for our brain, our body is living in the future.
The brain needs a few milliseconds to process information. So technically, for our brain, our body is living in the future.
The brain needs a few milliseconds to process information. So technically, for our brain, our body is living in the future.
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The brain is the only organ that named itself

The brain is the only organ that named itself
The brain is the only organ that named itself
The brain is the only organ that named itself
The brain is the only organ that named itself
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Knocking at someone's door is punching their house until they give you attention

Knocking at someone's door is punching their house until they give you attention
Knocking at someone's door is punching their house until they give you attention
Knocking at someone's door is punching their house until they give you attention
Knocking at someone's door is punching their house until they give you attention
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Antacrtica ist the most intelligent continent on earth since it's populated mostly by scientists

Antacrtica ist the most intelligent continent on earth since it's populated mostly by scientists
Antacrtica ist the most intelligent continent on earth since it's populated mostly by scientists
Antacrtica ist the most intelligent continent on earth since it's populated mostly by scientists
Antacrtica ist the most intelligent continent on earth since it's populated mostly by scientists
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Taxes are a subscription fee to your country that you can't cancel even if you don't like the service

Taxes are a subscription fee to your country that you can't cancel even if you don't like the service
Taxes are a subscription fee to your country that you can't cancel even if you don't like the service
Taxes are a subscription fee to your country that you can't cancel even if you don't like the service
Taxes are a subscription fee to your country that you can't cancel even if you don't like the service
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Two people born at the same exact time can have different birthyears due to different timezones

Two people born at the same exact time can have different birthyears due to different timezones
Two people born at the same exact time can have different birthyears due to different timezones
Two people born at the same exact time can have different birthyears due to different timezones
Two people born at the same exact time can have different birthyears due to different timezones
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Your age in years is how many times you've circled the sun. Your age in months is how many times the moon has circled you.

Your age in years is how many times you've circled the sun. Your age in months is how many times the moon has circled you.
Your age in years is how many times you've circled the sun. Your age in months is how many times the moon has circled you.
Your age in years is how many times you've circled the sun. Your age in months is how many times the moon has circled you.
Your age in years is how many times you've circled the sun. Your age in months is how many times the moon has circled you.
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The fatter you are, the higher your chance of winning spin the bottle

The fatter you are, the higher your chance of winning spin the bottle
The fatter you are, the higher your chance of winning spin the bottle
The fatter you are, the higher your chance of winning spin the bottle
The fatter you are, the higher your chance of winning spin the bottle
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A bottomless pit is the safest pit to fall into

A bottomless pit is the safest pit to fall into
A bottomless pit is the safest pit to fall into
A bottomless pit is the safest pit to fall into
A bottomless pit is the safest pit to fall into
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Social anxiety is just conspiracy theories about yourself

Social anxiety is just conspiracy theories about yourself
Social anxiety is just conspiracy theories about yourself
Social anxiety is just conspiracy theories about yourself
Social anxiety is just conspiracy theories about yourself
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When a watch finally stops working, it shows the exact time of its death

When a watch finally stops working, it shows the exact time of its death
When a watch finally stops working, it shows the exact time of its death
When a watch finally stops working, it shows the exact time of its death
When a watch finally stops working, it shows the exact time of its death
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The phrase "Eat sh*t and die!" is actually a health warning

The phrase "Eat sh*t and die!" is actually a health warning
The phrase "Eat sh*t and die!" is actually a health warning
The phrase "Eat sh*t and die!" is actually a health warning
The phrase "Eat sh*t and die!" is actually a health warning
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If you die in a shower, your last tought will be... a showerthought

If you die in a shower, your last tought will be... a showerthought
If you die in a shower, your last tought will be... a showerthought
If you die in a shower, your last tought will be... a showerthought
If you die in a shower, your last tought will be... a showerthought
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When in a bad mood, every bump on a road feels like a personal attack

When in a bad mood, every bump on a road feels like a personal attack
When in a bad mood, every bump on a road feels like a personal attack
When in a bad mood, every bump on a road feels like a personal attack
When in a bad mood, every bump on a road feels like a personal attack
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Walking at 3mph is calming and enjoyable.
Driving a car at 3mph is aggrevating and painful.

Driving a car at 30mph is calming and enjoyable.
Walking at 30mph is aggrevating and painful.

Walking at 3mph is calming and enjoyable. / Driving a car at 3mph is aggrevating and painful. / / Driving a car at 30mph is calming and enjoyable. / Walking at 30mph is aggrevating and painful.
Walking at 3mph is calming and enjoyable. / Driving a car at 3mph is aggrevating and painful. / / Driving a car at 30mph is calming and enjoyable. / Walking at 30mph is aggrevating and painful.
Walking at 3mph is calming and enjoyable. / Driving a car at 3mph is aggrevating and painful. / / Driving a car at 30mph is calming and enjoyable. / Walking at 30mph is aggrevating and painful.
Walking at 3mph is calming and enjoyable. / Driving a car at 3mph is aggrevating and painful. / / Driving a car at 30mph is calming and enjoyable. / Walking at 30mph is aggrevating and painful.
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When you wake up from a really good dream, reality becomes the nightmare

When you wake up from a really good dream, reality becomes the nightmare
When you wake up from a really good dream, reality becomes the nightmare
When you wake up from a really good dream, reality becomes the nightmare
When you wake up from a really good dream, reality becomes the nightmare
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If a dog could use a computer, he'd likely have his owner as his desktop background

If a dog could use a computer, he'd likely have his owner as his desktop background
If a dog could use a computer, he'd likely have his owner as his desktop background
If a dog could use a computer, he'd likely have his owner as his desktop background
If a dog could use a computer, he'd likely have his owner as his desktop background
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The pebble in your shoe is older than you

The pebble in your shoe is older than you
The pebble in your shoe is older than you
The pebble in your shoe is older than you
The pebble in your shoe is older than you
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A hamburger doesn't have a front or back until you bite it

A hamburger doesn't have a front or back until you bite it
A hamburger doesn't have a front or back until you bite it
A hamburger doesn't have a front or back until you bite it
A hamburger doesn't have a front or back until you bite it
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When you kill a fly and put it in the trash with all the dirt and rotten stuff, it's like heaven for a fly

When you kill a fly and put it in the trash with all the dirt and rotten stuff, it's like heaven for a fly
When you kill a fly and put it in the trash with all the dirt and rotten stuff, it's like heaven for a fly
When you kill a fly and put it in the trash with all the dirt and rotten stuff, it's like heaven for a fly
When you kill a fly and put it in the trash with all the dirt and rotten stuff, it's like heaven for a fly
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When you buy and use drain cleaner, you are pouring money down the drain

When you buy and use drain cleaner, you are pouring money down the drain
When you buy and use drain cleaner, you are pouring money down the drain
When you buy and use drain cleaner, you are pouring money down the drain
When you buy and use drain cleaner, you are pouring money down the drain
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If our bum cheeks were sideways they would clap everytime we ran

If our bum cheeks were sideways they would clap everytime we ran
If our bum cheeks were sideways they would clap everytime we ran
If our bum cheeks were sideways they would clap everytime we ran
If our bum cheeks were sideways they would clap everytime we ran
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Your age is just the number of laps you've done on earth around the sun

Your age is just the number of laps you've done on earth around the sun
Your age is just the number of laps you've done on earth around the sun
Your age is just the number of laps you've done on earth around the sun
Your age is just the number of laps you've done on earth around the sun
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Tissue companies profit off sickness, sadness and shame

Tissue companies profit off sickness, sadness and shame
Tissue companies profit off sickness, sadness and shame
Tissue companies profit off sickness, sadness and shame
Tissue companies profit off sickness, sadness and shame
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When you're healthy it's "Don't do drugs, stay in school!"

When you're sick it's "Don't do school, stay on drugs!"

When you're healthy it's "Don't do drugs, stay in school!" / / When you're sick it's "Don't do school, stay on drugs!"
When you're healthy it's "Don't do drugs, stay in school!" / / When you're sick it's "Don't do school, stay on drugs!"
When you're healthy it's "Don't do drugs, stay in school!" / / When you're sick it's "Don't do school, stay on drugs!"
When you're healthy it's "Don't do drugs, stay in school!" / / When you're sick it's "Don't do school, stay on drugs!"
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Shoes are miniature portable floors

Shoes are miniature portable floors
Shoes are miniature portable floors
Shoes are miniature portable floors
Shoes are miniature portable floors
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Cells multiply by dividing

Cells multiply by dividing
Cells multiply by dividing
Cells multiply by dividing
Cells multiply by dividing
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Knowing you have the next day off is more relaxing than having an actual day off

Knowing you have the next day off is more relaxing than having an actual day off
Knowing you have the next day off is more relaxing than having an actual day off
Knowing you have the next day off is more relaxing than having an actual day off
Knowing you have the next day off is more relaxing than having an actual day off
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Someone who is in front of you is 40000 kilometers behind you

Someone who is in front of you is 40000 kilometers behind you
Someone who is in front of you is 40000 kilometers behind you
Someone who is in front of you is 40000 kilometers behind you
Someone who is in front of you is 40000 kilometers behind you
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Blowing out candles on your birthday is a symbol of extinguishing of a year of your life

Blowing out candles on your birthday is a symbol of extinguishing of a year of your life
Blowing out candles on your birthday is a symbol of extinguishing of a year of your life
Blowing out candles on your birthday is a symbol of extinguishing of a year of your life
Blowing out candles on your birthday is a symbol of extinguishing of a year of your life
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If you work 40 hours a week at an office for 20+ years, you will have seen your co-workers more than you've ever seen your parents, siblings, or spouse.

If you work 40 hours a week at an office for 20+ years, you will have seen your co-workers more than you've ever seen your parents, siblings, or spouse.
If you work 40 hours a week at an office for 20+ years, you will have seen your co-workers more than you've ever seen your parents, siblings, or spouse.
If you work 40 hours a week at an office for 20+ years, you will have seen your co-workers more than you've ever seen your parents, siblings, or spouse.
If you work 40 hours a week at an office for 20+ years, you will have seen your co-workers more than you've ever seen your parents, siblings, or spouse.
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WW1 started with an Austrian guy getting shot.

WW2 ended with an Austrian guy getting shot.

WW1 started with an Austrian guy getting shot. / / WW2 ended with an Austrian guy getting shot.
WW1 started with an Austrian guy getting shot. / / WW2 ended with an Austrian guy getting shot.
WW1 started with an Austrian guy getting shot. / / WW2 ended with an Austrian guy getting shot.
WW1 started with an Austrian guy getting shot. / / WW2 ended with an Austrian guy getting shot.
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Listening to a single instrument in a song is like staring with your ears

Listening to a single instrument in a song is like staring with your ears
Listening to a single instrument in a song is like staring with your ears
Listening to a single instrument in a song is like staring with your ears
Listening to a single instrument in a song is like staring with your ears
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You think you're unique until you choose a username

You think you're unique until you choose a username
You think you're unique until you choose a username
You think you're unique until you choose a username
You think you're unique until you choose a username
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The Great Wall of China has attracted more foreigners into China than it has ever kept out

The Great Wall of China has attracted more foreigners into China than it has ever kept out
The Great Wall of China has attracted more foreigners into China than it has ever kept out
The Great Wall of China has attracted more foreigners into China than it has ever kept out
The Great Wall of China has attracted more foreigners into China than it has ever kept out
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Bears are dog software running on gorilla hardware

Bears are dog software running on gorilla hardware
Bears are dog software running on gorilla hardware
Bears are dog software running on gorilla hardware
Bears are dog software running on gorilla hardware
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You can't stand backwards on stairs, but you can walk backwards on them

You can't stand backwards on stairs, but you can walk backwards on them
You can't stand backwards on stairs, but you can walk backwards on them
You can't stand backwards on stairs, but you can walk backwards on them
You can't stand backwards on stairs, but you can walk backwards on them
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Space is only 100 km away. That's like an hour long drive.

Space is only 100 km away. That's like an hour long drive.
Space is only 100 km away. That's like an hour long drive.
Space is only 100 km away. That's like an hour long drive.
Space is only 100 km away. That's like an hour long drive.
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If you could hear people's thoughts in the gym, it would sound like an angry kindergarten: Lots of people straining hard to count to a relatively low number.

If you could hear people's thoughts in the gym, it would sound like an angry kindergarten: Lots of people straining hard to count to a relatively low number.
If you could hear people's thoughts in the gym, it would sound like an angry kindergarten: Lots of people straining hard to count to a relatively low number.
If you could hear people's thoughts in the gym, it would sound like an angry kindergarten: Lots of people straining hard to count to a relatively low number.
If you could hear people's thoughts in the gym, it would sound like an angry kindergarten: Lots of people straining hard to count to a relatively low number.
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If reincarnation is real, women are respawn points

If reincarnation is real, women are respawn points
If reincarnation is real, women are respawn points
If reincarnation is real, women are respawn points
If reincarnation is real, women are respawn points
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Clapping is hitting yourself to make others feel better

Clapping is hitting yourself to make others feel better
Clapping is hitting yourself to make others feel better
Clapping is hitting yourself to make others feel better
Clapping is hitting yourself to make others feel better
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Exercising is hurting yourself until you build up an immunity to hurting yourself

Exercising is hurting yourself until you build up an immunity to hurting yourself
Exercising is hurting yourself until you build up an immunity to hurting yourself
Exercising is hurting yourself until you build up an immunity to hurting yourself
Exercising is hurting yourself until you build up an immunity to hurting yourself
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Teachers scared us into doing our homework by telling us we were going to be garbage men, but never told us garbage men make more than them

Teachers scared us into doing our homework by telling us we were going to be garbage men, but never told us garbage men make more than them
Teachers scared us into doing our homework by telling us we were going to be garbage men, but never told us garbage men make more than them
Teachers scared us into doing our homework by telling us we were going to be garbage men, but never told us garbage men make more than them
Teachers scared us into doing our homework by telling us we were going to be garbage men, but never told us garbage men make more than them
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Waking up from a good dream feels worse than waking up from a nightmare

Waking up from a good dream feels worse than waking up from a nightmare
Waking up from a good dream feels worse than waking up from a nightmare
Waking up from a good dream feels worse than waking up from a nightmare
Waking up from a good dream feels worse than waking up from a nightmare
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Your carkeys have traveled farther than your car

Your carkeys have traveled farther than your car
Your carkeys have traveled farther than your car
Your carkeys have traveled farther than your car
Your carkeys have traveled farther than your car
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A spoon is a small bowl to eat from a large bowl

A spoon is a small bowl to eat from a large bowl
A spoon is a small bowl to eat from a large bowl
A spoon is a small bowl to eat from a large bowl
A spoon is a small bowl to eat from a large bowl
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If highschool were a movie, highschoolers wouldn't be allowed to watch it

If highschool were a movie, highschoolers wouldn't be allowed to watch it
If highschool were a movie, highschoolers wouldn't be allowed to watch it
If highschool were a movie, highschoolers wouldn't be allowed to watch it
If highschool were a movie, highschoolers wouldn't be allowed to watch it
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Farts are the ghosts of the food we ate

Farts are the ghosts of the food we ate
Farts are the ghosts of the food we ate
Farts are the ghosts of the food we ate
Farts are the ghosts of the food we ate
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If elevators didn't exist, the penthouse would be for poor people

If elevators didn't exist, the penthouse would be for poor people
If elevators didn't exist, the penthouse would be for poor people
If elevators didn't exist, the penthouse would be for poor people
If elevators didn't exist, the penthouse would be for poor people
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As an adult any "free time" is just procrastination

As an adult any "free time" is just procrastination
As an adult any "free time" is just procrastination
As an adult any "free time" is just procrastination
As an adult any "free time" is just procrastination
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When you die, the person who will visit you the most is the guy who mows around your tombstone

When you die, the person who will visit you the most is the guy who mows around your tombstone
When you die, the person who will visit you the most is the guy who mows around your tombstone
When you die, the person who will visit you the most is the guy who mows around your tombstone
When you die, the person who will visit you the most is the guy who mows around your tombstone
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Coffee is just bean soup

Coffee is just bean soup
Coffee is just bean soup
Coffee is just bean soup
Coffee is just bean soup
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What if showering makes us more attuned to the universe?

What if showering makes us more attuned to the universe?
What if showering makes us more attuned to the universe?
What if showering makes us more attuned to the universe?
What if showering makes us more attuned to the universe?
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A lot of wires are needed to make wireless communication possible

A lot of wires are needed to make wireless communication possible
A lot of wires are needed to make wireless communication possible
A lot of wires are needed to make wireless communication possible
A lot of wires are needed to make wireless communication possible
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Cannibalism would solve both world hunger and overpopulation

Cannibalism would solve both world hunger and overpopulation
Cannibalism would solve both world hunger and overpopulation
Cannibalism would solve both world hunger and overpopulation
Cannibalism would solve both world hunger and overpopulation
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Food tastes different when cold. Heat is a flavor.

Food tastes different when cold. Heat is a flavor.
Food tastes different when cold. Heat is a flavor.
Food tastes different when cold. Heat is a flavor.
Food tastes different when cold. Heat is a flavor.
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The fact that we can't fully control our own organs and bodily functions is like we don't have admin privileges of our own bodies

The fact that we can't fully control our own organs and bodily functions is like we don't have admin privileges of our own bodies
The fact that we can't fully control our own organs and bodily functions is like we don't have admin privileges of our own bodies
The fact that we can't fully control our own organs and bodily functions is like we don't have admin privileges of our own bodies
The fact that we can't fully control our own organs and bodily functions is like we don't have admin privileges of our own bodies
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Strawberry-flavoured things don't taste like strawberry, but they all taste like each other

Strawberry-flavoured things don't taste like strawberry, but they all taste like each other
Strawberry-flavoured things don't taste like strawberry, but they all taste like each other
Strawberry-flavoured things don't taste like strawberry, but they all taste like each other
Strawberry-flavoured things don't taste like strawberry, but they all taste like each other
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If everyone on earth jumped at once, there would be no humans on earth for a second

If everyone on earth jumped at once, there would be no humans on earth for a second
If everyone on earth jumped at once, there would be no humans on earth for a second
If everyone on earth jumped at once, there would be no humans on earth for a second
If everyone on earth jumped at once, there would be no humans on earth for a second
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The photograph which will be used at your own funeral, maybe has been already taken

The photograph which will be used at your own funeral, maybe has been already taken
The photograph which will be used at your own funeral, maybe has been already taken
The photograph which will be used at your own funeral, maybe has been already taken
The photograph which will be used at your own funeral, maybe has been already taken
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Using your laptop to charge your phone = blood transfusion for electronics

Using your laptop to charge your phone = blood transfusion for electronics
Using your laptop to charge your phone = blood transfusion for electronics
Using your laptop to charge your phone = blood transfusion for electronics
Using your laptop to charge your phone = blood transfusion for electronics
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You have the same amount of gold medals as almost every athlete who participated in the Olympics.

You have the same amount of gold medals as almost every athlete who participated in the Olympics.
You have the same amount of gold medals as almost every athlete who participated in the Olympics.
You have the same amount of gold medals as almost every athlete who participated in the Olympics.
You have the same amount of gold medals as almost every athlete who participated in the Olympics.
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If you get a dollar for every woman/man who doesn't find you attractive, they might, in the end, find you attractive

If you get a dollar for every woman/man who doesn't find you attractive, they might, in the end, find you attractive
If you get a dollar for every woman/man who doesn't find you attractive, they might, in the end, find you attractive
If you get a dollar for every woman/man who doesn't find you attractive, they might, in the end, find you attractive
If you get a dollar for every woman/man who doesn't find you attractive, they might, in the end, find you attractive
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Many of us have, as children, visited a relative's house and still have no idea to this day who that relative is

Many of us have, as children, visited a relative's house and still have no idea to this day who that relative is
Many of us have, as children, visited a relative's house and still have no idea to this day who that relative is
Many of us have, as children, visited a relative's house and still have no idea to this day who that relative is
Many of us have, as children, visited a relative's house and still have no idea to this day who that relative is
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You have more ancestors than any of your ancestors, and you will have more descendants than any of your descendants

You have more ancestors than any of your ancestors, and you will have more descendants than any of your descendants
You have more ancestors than any of your ancestors, and you will have more descendants than any of your descendants
You have more ancestors than any of your ancestors, and you will have more descendants than any of your descendants
You have more ancestors than any of your ancestors, and you will have more descendants than any of your descendants
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Puberty is a massive software and hardware update that takes a couple of years

Puberty is a massive software and hardware update that takes a couple of years
Puberty is a massive software and hardware update that takes a couple of years
Puberty is a massive software and hardware update that takes a couple of years
Puberty is a massive software and hardware update that takes a couple of years
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Flu medicines advertise they can stop your symptoms so you can go to work. Thus spreading more flu. Thus selling more medicine.

Flu medicines advertise they can stop your symptoms so you can go to work. Thus spreading more flu. Thus selling more medicine.
Flu medicines advertise they can stop your symptoms so you can go to work. Thus spreading more flu. Thus selling more medicine.
Flu medicines advertise they can stop your symptoms so you can go to work. Thus spreading more flu. Thus selling more medicine.
Flu medicines advertise they can stop your symptoms so you can go to work. Thus spreading more flu. Thus selling more medicine.
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Every time you kill a fly, you are eliminating a fly that is slow, only leaving the fast ones behind. Natural selection of flies at work, and you are a part of it.

Every time you kill a fly, you are eliminating a fly that is slow, only leaving the fast ones behind. Natural selection of flies at work, and you are a part of it.
Every time you kill a fly, you are eliminating a fly that is slow, only leaving the fast ones behind. Natural selection of flies at work, and you are a part of it.
Every time you kill a fly, you are eliminating a fly that is slow, only leaving the fast ones behind. Natural selection of flies at work, and you are a part of it.
Every time you kill a fly, you are eliminating a fly that is slow, only leaving the fast ones behind. Natural selection of flies at work, and you are a part of it.
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Buying a wallet is like trading a book for a shelf

Buying a wallet is like trading a book for a shelf
Buying a wallet is like trading a book for a shelf
Buying a wallet is like trading a book for a shelf
Buying a wallet is like trading a book for a shelf
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You are the most recent person to read this text

You are the most recent person to read this text
You are the most recent person to read this text
You are the most recent person to read this text
You are the most recent person to read this text
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Earth will always be stuck between Love (Venus) and War (Mars)

Earth will always be stuck between Love (Venus) and War (Mars)
Earth will always be stuck between Love (Venus) and War (Mars)
Earth will always be stuck between Love (Venus) and War (Mars)
Earth will always be stuck between Love (Venus) and War (Mars)
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Languages travel at the speed of sound. Sign language travels at the speed of light.

Languages travel at the speed of sound. Sign language travels at the speed of light.
Languages travel at the speed of sound. Sign language travels at the speed of light.
Languages travel at the speed of sound. Sign language travels at the speed of light.
Languages travel at the speed of sound. Sign language travels at the speed of light.
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Attending a funeral is like watching end credits for 2 hours

Attending a funeral is like watching end credits for 2 hours
Attending a funeral is like watching end credits for 2 hours
Attending a funeral is like watching end credits for 2 hours
Attending a funeral is like watching end credits for 2 hours
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The first inventor invented inventions

The first inventor invented inventions
The first inventor invented inventions
The first inventor invented inventions
The first inventor invented inventions
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For introverts, the key to their home is the key to happiness

For introverts, the key to their home is the key to happiness
For introverts, the key to their home is the key to happiness
For introverts, the key to their home is the key to happiness
For introverts, the key to their home is the key to happiness
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Pulling the plug on a braindead patient is like kicking someone for inactivity

Pulling the plug on a braindead patient is like kicking someone for inactivity
Pulling the plug on a braindead patient is like kicking someone for inactivity
Pulling the plug on a braindead patient is like kicking someone for inactivity
Pulling the plug on a braindead patient is like kicking someone for inactivity
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Seeing is basically echolocation with sound except with light, and instead of us making a noise there is a giant screaming monster in the sky

Seeing is basically echolocation with sound except with light, and instead of us making a noise there is a giant screaming monster in the sky
Seeing is basically echolocation with sound except with light, and instead of us making a noise there is a giant screaming monster in the sky
Seeing is basically echolocation with sound except with light, and instead of us making a noise there is a giant screaming monster in the sky
Seeing is basically echolocation with sound except with light, and instead of us making a noise there is a giant screaming monster in the sky
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Emptying your pockets = checking your inventory

Emptying your pockets = checking your inventory
Emptying your pockets = checking your inventory
Emptying your pockets = checking your inventory
Emptying your pockets = checking your inventory
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Blackboards with white chalk is the original dark theme

Blackboards with white chalk is the original dark theme
Blackboards with white chalk is the original dark theme
Blackboards with white chalk is the original dark theme
Blackboards with white chalk is the original dark theme
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If we domesticated bears as we did wolves, we would have real teddy bears

If we domesticated bears as we did wolves, we would have real teddy bears
If we domesticated bears as we did wolves, we would have real teddy bears
If we domesticated bears as we did wolves, we would have real teddy bears
If we domesticated bears as we did wolves, we would have real teddy bears
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Technically you eat a pizza starting from the middle going outwards

Technically you eat a pizza starting from the middle going outwards
Technically you eat a pizza starting from the middle going outwards
Technically you eat a pizza starting from the middle going outwards
Technically you eat a pizza starting from the middle going outwards
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Bottled water companies don't produce water, they produce plastic bottles

Bottled water companies don't produce water, they produce plastic bottles
Bottled water companies don't produce water, they produce plastic bottles
Bottled water companies don't produce water, they produce plastic bottles
Bottled water companies don't produce water, they produce plastic bottles
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Living people eat dead mushrooms and living mushrooms eat dead people

Living people eat dead mushrooms and living mushrooms eat dead people
Living people eat dead mushrooms and living mushrooms eat dead people
Living people eat dead mushrooms and living mushrooms eat dead people
Living people eat dead mushrooms and living mushrooms eat dead people
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School is no longer about learning but about passing

School is no longer about learning but about passing
School is no longer about learning but about passing
School is no longer about learning but about passing
School is no longer about learning but about passing
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Artificial diamonds are literal carbon copies

Artificial diamonds are literal carbon copies
Artificial diamonds are literal carbon copies
Artificial diamonds are literal carbon copies
Artificial diamonds are literal carbon copies
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There are only three naturally occurring citrus fruits (of which lemons and limes are not a part of), all others are just hybrids from them. Therefore life did not give us lemons, we made lemons out of life.

There are only three naturally occurring citrus fruits (of which lemons and limes are not a part of), all others are just hybrids from them. Therefore life did not give us lemons, we made lemons out of life.
There are only three naturally occurring citrus fruits (of which lemons and limes are not a part of), all others are just hybrids from them. Therefore life did not give us lemons, we made lemons out of life.
There are only three naturally occurring citrus fruits (of which lemons and limes are not a part of), all others are just hybrids from them. Therefore life did not give us lemons, we made lemons out of life.
There are only three naturally occurring citrus fruits (of which lemons and limes are not a part of), all others are just hybrids from them. Therefore life did not give us lemons, we made lemons out of life.
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Video games used to be released as completely finished products without the ability to provide updates

Video games used to be released as completely finished products without the ability to provide updates
Video games used to be released as completely finished products without the ability to provide updates
Video games used to be released as completely finished products without the ability to provide updates
Video games used to be released as completely finished products without the ability to provide updates
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Brain surgery is one brain helping out another brain

Brain surgery is one brain helping out another brain
Brain surgery is one brain helping out another brain
Brain surgery is one brain helping out another brain
Brain surgery is one brain helping out another brain
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If you're 15 minutes late they will be upset at you. But if you're 2 days late they will be glad that you're OK.

If you're 15 minutes late they will be upset at you. But if you're 2 days late they will be glad that you're OK.
If you're 15 minutes late they will be upset at you. But if you're 2 days late they will be glad that you're OK.
If you're 15 minutes late they will be upset at you. But if you're 2 days late they will be glad that you're OK.
If you're 15 minutes late they will be upset at you. But if you're 2 days late they will be glad that you're OK.
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Ctrl+F, Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V and Ctrl+Z have done more to improve humanity than most of us ever will

Ctrl+F, Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V and Ctrl+Z have done more to improve humanity than most of us ever will
Ctrl+F, Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V and Ctrl+Z have done more to improve humanity than most of us ever will
Ctrl+F, Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V and Ctrl+Z have done more to improve humanity than most of us ever will
Ctrl+F, Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V and Ctrl+Z have done more to improve humanity than most of us ever will
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If pigs could fly, their wings would probably taste really good

If pigs could fly, their wings would probably taste really good
If pigs could fly, their wings would probably taste really good
If pigs could fly, their wings would probably taste really good
If pigs could fly, their wings would probably taste really good
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Our belly buttons are the same thing as the holes in fruits where the stem goes

Our belly buttons are the same thing as the holes in fruits where the stem goes
Our belly buttons are the same thing as the holes in fruits where the stem goes
Our belly buttons are the same thing as the holes in fruits where the stem goes
Our belly buttons are the same thing as the holes in fruits where the stem goes
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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Some people shout "Fire!" to save lives, some people shout it to end them

Some people shout "Fire!" to save lives, some people shout it to end them
Some people shout "Fire!" to save lives, some people shout it to end them
Some people shout "Fire!" to save lives, some people shout it to end them
Some people shout "Fire!" to save lives, some people shout it to end them
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There are more airplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky

There are more airplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky
There are more airplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky
There are more airplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky
There are more airplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky
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If you are 70 years old you have spent TEN YEARS of your life on Monday

If you are 70 years old you have spent TEN YEARS of your life on Monday
If you are 70 years old you have spent TEN YEARS of your life on Monday
If you are 70 years old you have spent TEN YEARS of your life on Monday
If you are 70 years old you have spent TEN YEARS of your life on Monday
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The guy who invented the phrase "one hit wonder", probably never came up with another famous expression

The guy who invented the phrase "one hit wonder", probably never came up with another famous expression
The guy who invented the phrase "one hit wonder", probably never came up with another famous expression
The guy who invented the phrase "one hit wonder", probably never came up with another famous expression
The guy who invented the phrase "one hit wonder", probably never came up with another famous expression
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It's impossible to break a mirror. You just get more mirrors.

It's impossible to break a mirror. You just get more mirrors.
It's impossible to break a mirror. You just get more mirrors.
It's impossible to break a mirror. You just get more mirrors.
It's impossible to break a mirror. You just get more mirrors.
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If all the USB ports in the world were flipped over, no one would notice

If all the USB ports in the world were flipped over, no one would notice
If all the USB ports in the world were flipped over, no one would notice
If all the USB ports in the world were flipped over, no one would notice
If all the USB ports in the world were flipped over, no one would notice
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The only thing worse than having a job is looking for one

The only thing worse than having a job is looking for one
The only thing worse than having a job is looking for one
The only thing worse than having a job is looking for one
The only thing worse than having a job is looking for one
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It's easier to win an argument with a smart person, than it is with a really stupid person

It's easier to win an argument with a smart person, than it is with a really stupid person
It's easier to win an argument with a smart person, than it is with a really stupid person
It's easier to win an argument with a smart person, than it is with a really stupid person
It's easier to win an argument with a smart person, than it is with a really stupid person
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Earth is the third planet from the sun. So technically, every problem is a third world problem.

Earth is the third planet from the sun. So technically, every problem is a third world problem.
Earth is the third planet from the sun. So technically, every problem is a third world problem.
Earth is the third planet from the sun. So technically, every problem is a third world problem.
Earth is the third planet from the sun. So technically, every problem is a third world problem.
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If you run at 10pm, you're a night person. If you run at 5am, you're a morning person. If you run at 3am, you're a suspicious person.

If you run at 10pm, you're a night person. If you run at 5am, you're a morning person. If you run at 3am, you're a suspicious person.
If you run at 10pm, you're a night person. If you run at 5am, you're a morning person. If you run at 3am, you're a suspicious person.
If you run at 10pm, you're a night person. If you run at 5am, you're a morning person. If you run at 3am, you're a suspicious person.
If you run at 10pm, you're a night person. If you run at 5am, you're a morning person. If you run at 3am, you're a suspicious person.
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A bed is a shelf for your body when you're not using it

A bed is a shelf for your body when you're not using it
A bed is a shelf for your body when you're not using it
A bed is a shelf for your body when you're not using it
A bed is a shelf for your body when you're not using it
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Your skeleton is not inside of you, but you (the brain) are inside of your skeleton

Your skeleton is not inside of you, but you (the brain) are inside of your skeleton
Your skeleton is not inside of you, but you (the brain) are inside of your skeleton
Your skeleton is not inside of you, but you (the brain) are inside of your skeleton
Your skeleton is not inside of you, but you (the brain) are inside of your skeleton
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What if NASA scientists are aliens trying to get home with primitive technology?

What if NASA scientists are aliens trying to get home with primitive technology?
What if NASA scientists are aliens trying to get home with primitive technology?
What if NASA scientists are aliens trying to get home with primitive technology?
What if NASA scientists are aliens trying to get home with primitive technology?
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Dentists are reverse tooth fairies. They give you teeth and then take your money.

Dentists are reverse tooth fairies. They give you teeth and then take your money.
Dentists are reverse tooth fairies. They give you teeth and then take your money.
Dentists are reverse tooth fairies. They give you teeth and then take your money.
Dentists are reverse tooth fairies. They give you teeth and then take your money.
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Food tastes better when you take it from someone else

Food tastes better when you take it from someone else
Food tastes better when you take it from someone else
Food tastes better when you take it from someone else
Food tastes better when you take it from someone else
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There are thousands of dustmites on your bed. You never sleep alone.

There are thousands of dustmites on your bed. You never sleep alone.
There are thousands of dustmites on your bed. You never sleep alone.
There are thousands of dustmites on your bed. You never sleep alone.
There are thousands of dustmites on your bed. You never sleep alone.
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Someone's therapist knows all about you

Someone's therapist knows all about you
Someone's therapist knows all about you
Someone's therapist knows all about you
Someone's therapist knows all about you
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The first 35 years of your life is just the tutorial

The first 35 years of your life is just the tutorial
The first 35 years of your life is just the tutorial
The first 35 years of your life is just the tutorial
The first 35 years of your life is just the tutorial
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Hunger is the greatest flavor enhancer

Hunger is the greatest flavor enhancer
Hunger is the greatest flavor enhancer
Hunger is the greatest flavor enhancer
Hunger is the greatest flavor enhancer
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Every single decision you made in your life led you to read this

Every single decision you made in your life led you to read this
Every single decision you made in your life led you to read this
Every single decision you made in your life led you to read this
Every single decision you made in your life led you to read this
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Swans are loud, aggressive, territorial, and an emblem of romantic love

Swans are loud, aggressive, territorial, and an emblem of romantic love
Swans are loud, aggressive, territorial, and an emblem of romantic love
Swans are loud, aggressive, territorial, and an emblem of romantic love
Swans are loud, aggressive, territorial, and an emblem of romantic love
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All of your furniture could fit on your ceiling

All of your furniture could fit on your ceiling
All of your furniture could fit on your ceiling
All of your furniture could fit on your ceiling
All of your furniture could fit on your ceiling
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For your stomach all potatoes are mashed

For your stomach all potatoes are mashed
For your stomach all potatoes are mashed
For your stomach all potatoes are mashed
For your stomach all potatoes are mashed
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When the first child is born on Mars we will have to add Planet Of Birth to our passports

When the first child is born on Mars we will have to add Planet Of Birth to our passports
When the first child is born on Mars we will have to add Planet Of Birth to our passports
When the first child is born on Mars we will have to add Planet Of Birth to our passports
When the first child is born on Mars we will have to add Planet Of Birth to our passports
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Angling would be a lot different if fishes could scream

Angling would be a lot different if fishes could scream
Angling would be a lot different if fishes could scream
Angling would be a lot different if fishes could scream
Angling would be a lot different if fishes could scream
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You're gonna be the first person to be born and the last person to die in your lifetime

You're gonna be the first person to be born and the last person to die in your lifetime
You're gonna be the first person to be born and the last person to die in your lifetime
You're gonna be the first person to be born and the last person to die in your lifetime
You're gonna be the first person to be born and the last person to die in your lifetime
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My pizza delivery boy is my owner because he gives me food

My pizza delivery boy is my owner because he gives me food
My pizza delivery boy is my owner because he gives me food
My pizza delivery boy is my owner because he gives me food
My pizza delivery boy is my owner because he gives me food
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When you bite down, you're actually biting up

When you bite down, you're actually biting up
When you bite down, you're actually biting up
When you bite down, you're actually biting up
When you bite down, you're actually biting up
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Bullets do their job after they are fired

Bullets do their job after they are fired
Bullets do their job after they are fired
Bullets do their job after they are fired
Bullets do their job after they are fired
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To fall asleep you must pretend you're sleeping

To fall asleep you must pretend you're sleeping
To fall asleep you must pretend you're sleeping
To fall asleep you must pretend you're sleeping
To fall asleep you must pretend you're sleeping
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The speed of a clock's second hand is 1 rpm

The speed of a clock's second hand is 1 rpm
The speed of a clock's second hand is 1 rpm
The speed of a clock's second hand is 1 rpm
The speed of a clock's second hand is 1 rpm
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The Japanese flag is a pie chart of how much Japan is really Japan

The Japanese flag is a pie chart of how much Japan is really Japan
The Japanese flag is a pie chart of how much Japan is really Japan
The Japanese flag is a pie chart of how much Japan is really Japan
The Japanese flag is a pie chart of how much Japan is really Japan
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A ton of people is approximately 12 people

A ton of people is approximately 12 people
A ton of people is approximately 12 people
A ton of people is approximately 12 people
A ton of people is approximately 12 people
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If you're watching the sun set, someone on the other side of the world is watching it rise

If you're watching the sun set, someone on the other side of the world is watching it rise
If you're watching the sun set, someone on the other side of the world is watching it rise
If you're watching the sun set, someone on the other side of the world is watching it rise
If you're watching the sun set, someone on the other side of the world is watching it rise
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Electric cigarettes can make you addicted to technology

Electric cigarettes can make you addicted to technology
Electric cigarettes can make you addicted to technology
Electric cigarettes can make you addicted to technology
Electric cigarettes can make you addicted to technology
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Most people are buried in suits. A zombie apocalypse would be a formal event.

Most people are buried in suits. A zombie apocalypse would be a formal event.
Most people are buried in suits. A zombie apocalypse would be a formal event.
Most people are buried in suits. A zombie apocalypse would be a formal event.
Most people are buried in suits. A zombie apocalypse would be a formal event.
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We renew our cells every 7 years. We're all at most 7‑year‑olds.

We renew our cells every 7 years. We're all at most 7-year-olds.
We renew our cells every 7 years. We're all at most 7-year-olds.
We renew our cells every 7 years. We're all at most 7-year-olds.
We renew our cells every 7 years. We're all at most 7-year-olds.
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No one has ever been in an empty room

No one has ever been in an empty room
No one has ever been in an empty room
No one has ever been in an empty room
No one has ever been in an empty room
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People who tell me "Don't tell me what to do" are hippocrites

People who tell me "Don't tell me what to do" are hippocrites
People who tell me "Don't tell me what to do" are hippocrites
People who tell me "Don't tell me what to do" are hippocrites
People who tell me "Don't tell me what to do" are hippocrites
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You're not stuck in traffic. You are the traffic.

You're not stuck in traffic. You are the traffic.
You're not stuck in traffic. You are the traffic.
You're not stuck in traffic. You are the traffic.
You're not stuck in traffic. You are the traffic.
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Clapping is hitting yourself because you like something

Clapping is hitting yourself because you like something
Clapping is hitting yourself because you like something
Clapping is hitting yourself because you like something
Clapping is hitting yourself because you like something
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Mars is populated by robots

Mars is populated by robots
Mars is populated by robots
Mars is populated by robots
Mars is populated by robots
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Technically speaking, isn't your best friend your worst enemy?

Technically speaking, isn't your best friend your worst enemy?
Technically speaking, isn't your best friend your worst enemy?
Technically speaking, isn't your best friend your worst enemy?
Technically speaking, isn't your best friend your worst enemy?
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Doing something like a boss = pay someone to do it

Doing something like a boss = pay someone to do it
Doing something like a boss = pay someone to do it
Doing something like a boss = pay someone to do it
Doing something like a boss = pay someone to do it
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Walking at 3mph is calming and enjoyable. Driving a car at 3mph is upsetting and frustrating.

Walking at 3mph is calming and enjoyable. Driving a car at 3mph is upsetting and frustrating.
Walking at 3mph is calming and enjoyable. Driving a car at 3mph is upsetting and frustrating.
Walking at 3mph is calming and enjoyable. Driving a car at 3mph is upsetting and frustrating.
Walking at 3mph is calming and enjoyable. Driving a car at 3mph is upsetting and frustrating.
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