Bitcoin trading jokes and cryptocoins humor

I don't like the US Dollar. It was premined.
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I'm having a hard time getting my old brain to grasp this whole crypto­currency phenomenon. Is this like a 1952 Mickey Mantle rookie card is worth more than a 1963 Joe Shlabotnik?

I'm having a hard time getting my old brain to grasp this whole cryptocurrency phenomenon. Is this like a 1952 Mickey Mantle rookie card is worth more than a 1963 Joe Shlabotnik?
I'm having a hard time getting my old brain to grasp this whole cryptocurrency phenomenon. Is this like a 1952 Mickey Mantle rookie card is worth more than a 1963 Joe Shlabotnik?
I'm having a hard time getting my old brain to grasp this whole cryptocurrency phenomenon. Is this like a 1952 Mickey Mantle rookie card is worth more than a 1963 Joe Shlabotnik?
I'm having a hard time getting my old brain to grasp this whole cryptocurrency phenomenon. Is this like a 1952 Mickey Mantle rookie card is worth more than a 1963 Joe Shlabotnik?
I'm having a hard time getting my old brain to grasp this whole cryptocurrency phenomenon. Is this like a 1952 Mickey Mantle rookie card is worth more than a 1963 Joe Shlabotnik?
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I bought many acres of land. Thank you, bitcoins! And then I lost the USB stick with the rest of my bitcoins. I hate you, acres.

I bought many acres of land. Thank you, bitcoins! And then I lost the USB stick with the rest of my bitcoins. I hate you, acres.
I bought many acres of land. Thank you, bitcoins! And then I lost the USB stick with the rest of my bitcoins. I hate you, acres.
I bought many acres of land. Thank you, bitcoins! And then I lost the USB stick with the rest of my bitcoins. I hate you, acres.
I bought many acres of land. Thank you, bitcoins! And then I lost the USB stick with the rest of my bitcoins. I hate you, acres.
I bought many acres of land. Thank you, bitcoins! And then I lost the USB stick with the rest of my bitcoins. I hate you, acres.
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Bitcoin = Central Banking for all

Bitcoin = Central Banking for all
Bitcoin = Central Banking for all
Bitcoin = Central Banking for all
Bitcoin = Central Banking for all
Bitcoin = Central Banking for all
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Want to know how to make a small fortune in the forex market? Start with a large one!

Want to know how to make a small fortune in the forex market? Start with a large one!
Want to know how to make a small fortune in the forex market? Start with a large one!
Want to know how to make a small fortune in the forex market? Start with a large one!
Want to know how to make a small fortune in the forex market? Start with a large one!
Want to know how to make a small fortune in the forex market? Start with a large one!
Want to know how to make a small fortune in the forex market? Start with a large one!
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I first began trading in the forex market about 15 years ago. I started with nothing and I still have most of it.

I first began trading in the forex market about 15 years ago. I started with nothing and I still have most of it.
I first began trading in the forex market about 15 years ago. I started with nothing and I still have most of it.
I first began trading in the forex market about 15 years ago. I started with nothing and I still have most of it.
I first began trading in the forex market about 15 years ago. I started with nothing and I still have most of it.
I first began trading in the forex market about 15 years ago. I started with nothing and I still have most of it.
I first began trading in the forex market about 15 years ago. I started with nothing and I still have most of it.
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In bull markets experts are useless, in bear markets helpless

In bull markets experts are useless, in bear markets helpless
In bull markets experts are useless, in bear markets helpless
In bull markets experts are useless, in bear markets helpless
In bull markets experts are useless, in bear markets helpless
In bull markets experts are useless, in bear markets helpless
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"The economy is booming!" — "Whatever the economy is doing, it's doing it without me"

"The economy is booming!" —"Whatever the economy is doing, it's doing it without me"
"The economy is booming!" —"Whatever the economy is doing, it's doing it without me"
"The economy is booming!" —"Whatever the economy is doing, it's doing it without me"
"The economy is booming!" —"Whatever the economy is doing, it's doing it without me"
"The economy is booming!" —"Whatever the economy is doing, it's doing it without me"
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The bear just left the cave

The bear just left the cave
The bear just left the cave
The bear just left the cave
The bear just left the cave
The bear just left the cave
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I use BTC as bad example

I use BTC as bad example
I use BTC as bad example
I use BTC as bad example
I use BTC as bad example
I use BTC as bad example
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The Market has only one objective: To inflict the maximum amount of pain on the maximum number of participants.

The Market has only one objective: To inflict the maximum amount of pain on the maximum number of participants.
The Market has only one objective: To inflict the maximum amount of pain on the maximum number of participants.
The Market has only one objective: To inflict the maximum amount of pain on the maximum number of participants.
The Market has only one objective: To inflict the maximum amount of pain on the maximum number of participants.
The Market has only one objective: To inflict the maximum amount of pain on the maximum number of participants.
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Live by the coins, die by the coins

Live by the coins, die by the coins
Live by the coins, die by the coins
Live by the coins, die by the coins
Live by the coins, die by the coins
Live by the coins, die by the coins
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Live by the stocks, die by the stocks

Live by the stocks, die by the stocks
Live by the stocks, die by the stocks
Live by the stocks, die by the stocks
Live by the stocks, die by the stocks
Live by the stocks, die by the stocks
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It's gonna bounce back. Simple physics.

It's gonna bounce back. Simple physics.
It's gonna bounce back. Simple physics.
It's gonna bounce back. Simple physics.
It's gonna bounce back. Simple physics.
It's gonna bounce back. Simple physics.
It's gonna bounce back. Simple physics.
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It goes up and down. Like a toilet seat.

It goes up and down. Like a toilet seat.
It goes up and down. Like a toilet seat.
It goes up and down. Like a toilet seat.
It goes up and down. Like a toilet seat.
It goes up and down. Like a toilet seat.
It goes up and down. Like a toilet seat.
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Cryptocoins fell 5%. Wait! Since I wrote that, they fell another 8%.

Cryptocoins fell 5%. Wait! Since I wrote that, they fell another 8%.
Cryptocoins fell 5%. Wait! Since I wrote that, they fell another 8%.
Cryptocoins fell 5%. Wait! Since I wrote that, they fell another 8%.
Cryptocoins fell 5%. Wait! Since I wrote that, they fell another 8%.
Cryptocoins fell 5%. Wait! Since I wrote that, they fell another 8%.
Cryptocoins fell 5%. Wait! Since I wrote that, they fell another 8%.
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Don't drink and trade

Don't drink and trade
Don't drink and trade
Don't drink and trade
Don't drink and trade
Don't drink and trade
Don't drink and trade
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Whose bot blinks first?

Whose bot blinks first?
Whose bot blinks first?
Whose bot blinks first?
Whose bot blinks first?
Whose bot blinks first?
Whose bot blinks first?
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Put on your rubber gloves when trading forex! Always practice safe ex!

Put on your rubber gloves when trading forex! Always practice safe ex!
Put on your rubber gloves when trading forex! Always practice safe ex!
Put on your rubber gloves when trading forex! Always practice safe ex!
Put on your rubber gloves when trading forex! Always practice safe ex!
Put on your rubber gloves when trading forex! Always practice safe ex!
Put on your rubber gloves when trading forex! Always practice safe ex!
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Wow! Very flashcrash. So stoploss. Wow!

Wow! Very flashcrash. So stoploss. Wow!
Wow! Very flashcrash. So stoploss. Wow!
Wow! Very flashcrash. So stoploss. Wow!
Wow! Very flashcrash. So stoploss. Wow!
Wow! Very flashcrash. So stoploss. Wow!
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I tried to buy pizza with bitcoins, but they ran out of pizza

I tried to buy pizza with bitcoins, but they ran out of pizza
I tried to buy pizza with bitcoins, but they ran out of pizza
I tried to buy pizza with bitcoins, but they ran out of pizza
I tried to buy pizza with bitcoins, but they ran out of pizza
I tried to buy pizza with bitcoins, but they ran out of pizza
I tried to buy pizza with bitcoins, but they ran out of pizza
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THE CORRECTION
IS NIGH!

THE CORRECTION / IS NIGH!
THE CORRECTION / IS NIGH!
THE CORRECTION / IS NIGH!
THE CORRECTION / IS NIGH!
THE CORRECTION / IS NIGH!
THE CORRECTION / IS NIGH!
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Transfered my bitcoins to an exchange, and now it turns out they don't allow any withdrawals. Should have been suspicious of an exchange with the name "Black Hole Unlimited".

Transfered my bitcoins to an exchange, and now it turns out they don't allow any withdrawals. Should have been suspicious of an exchange with the name "Black Hole Unlimited".
Transfered my bitcoins to an exchange, and now it turns out they don't allow any withdrawals. Should have been suspicious of an exchange with the name "Black Hole Unlimited".
Transfered my bitcoins to an exchange, and now it turns out they don't allow any withdrawals. Should have been suspicious of an exchange with the name "Black Hole Unlimited".
Transfered my bitcoins to an exchange, and now it turns out they don't allow any withdrawals. Should have been suspicious of an exchange with the name "Black Hole Unlimited".
Transfered my bitcoins to an exchange, and now it turns out they don't allow any withdrawals. Should have been suspicious of an exchange with the name "Black Hole Unlimited".
Transfered my bitcoins to an exchange, and now it turns out they don't allow any withdrawals. Should have been suspicious of an exchange with the name "Black Hole Unlimited".
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Hey, guys.
Hey, hey, hey...
Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeeect

Hey, guys. / Hey, hey, hey... / Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeeect
Hey, guys. / Hey, hey, hey... / Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeeect
Hey, guys. / Hey, hey, hey... / Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeeect
Hey, guys. / Hey, hey, hey... / Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeeect
Hey, guys. / Hey, hey, hey... / Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeeect
Hey, guys. / Hey, hey, hey... / Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeeect
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There are 798 reasons why you aren't a bitcoin billionaire yet

There are 798 reasons why you aren't a bitcoin billionaire yet
There are 798 reasons why you aren't a bitcoin billionaire yet
There are 798 reasons why you aren't a bitcoin billionaire yet
There are 798 reasons why you aren't a bitcoin billionaire yet
There are 798 reasons why you aren't a bitcoin billionaire yet
There are 798 reasons why you aren't a bitcoin billionaire yet
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Look at them yoyos
That's the way you do it
Money for nothing and the bits for free
I want my, I want my, I want my BTC

Look at them yoyos / That's the way you do it / Money for nothing and the bits for free / I want my, I want my, I want my BTC
Look at them yoyos / That's the way you do it / Money for nothing and the bits for free / I want my, I want my, I want my BTC
Look at them yoyos / That's the way you do it / Money for nothing and the bits for free / I want my, I want my, I want my BTC
Look at them yoyos / That's the way you do it / Money for nothing and the bits for free / I want my, I want my, I want my BTC
Look at them yoyos / That's the way you do it / Money for nothing and the bits for free / I want my, I want my, I want my BTC
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Wow! Very ponzi. Much pyramid. Such scammy. Wow!

Wow! Very ponzi. Much pyramid. Such scammy. Wow!
Wow! Very ponzi. Much pyramid. Such scammy. Wow!
Wow! Very ponzi. Much pyramid. Such scammy. Wow!
Wow! Very ponzi. Much pyramid. Such scammy. Wow!
Wow! Very ponzi. Much pyramid. Such scammy. Wow!
Wow! Very ponzi. Much pyramid. Such scammy. Wow!
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To make money with cryptocoins, you have to outsmart the bots, sail round the whales, ignore the experts, survive the scams, outpace the inflation, understand the tax code, and go fiat before the bubble bursts

To make money with cryptocoins, you have to outsmart the bots, sail round the whales, ignore the experts, survive the scams, outpace the inflation, understand the tax code, and go fiat before the bubble bursts
To make money with cryptocoins, you have to outsmart the bots, sail round the whales, ignore the experts, survive the scams, outpace the inflation, understand the tax code, and go fiat before the bubble bursts
To make money with cryptocoins, you have to outsmart the bots, sail round the whales, ignore the experts, survive the scams, outpace the inflation, understand the tax code, and go fiat before the bubble bursts
To make money with cryptocoins, you have to outsmart the bots, sail round the whales, ignore the experts, survive the scams, outpace the inflation, understand the tax code, and go fiat before the bubble bursts
To make money with cryptocoins, you have to outsmart the bots, sail round the whales, ignore the experts, survive the scams, outpace the inflation, understand the tax code, and go fiat before the bubble bursts
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Every cryptomarket is the same, but every crash is different

Every cryptomarket is the same, but every crash is different
Every cryptomarket is the same, but every crash is different
Every cryptomarket is the same, but every crash is different
Every cryptomarket is the same, but every crash is different
Every cryptomarket is the same, but every crash is different
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I'm supposed to cook dinner but can't stop staring at these charts

I'm supposed to cook dinner but can't stop staring at these charts
I'm supposed to cook dinner but can't stop staring at these charts
I'm supposed to cook dinner but can't stop staring at these charts
I'm supposed to cook dinner but can't stop staring at these charts
I'm supposed to cook dinner but can't stop staring at these charts
I'm supposed to cook dinner but can't stop staring at these charts
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Today is I am disappoint day

Today is I am disappoint day
Today is I am disappoint day
Today is I am disappoint day
Today is I am disappoint day
Today is I am disappoint day
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I'm rich now. I have one billion scamcoins.

I'm rich now. I have one billion scamcoins.
I'm rich now. I have one billion scamcoins.
I'm rich now. I have one billion scamcoins.
I'm rich now. I have one billion scamcoins.
I'm rich now. I have one billion scamcoins.
I'm rich now. I have one billion scamcoins.
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This crypto exchange is run by two guys. One does the tech, the other buys the booze.

This crypto exchange is run by two guys. One does the tech, the other buys the booze.
This crypto exchange is run by two guys. One does the tech, the other buys the booze.
This crypto exchange is run by two guys. One does the tech, the other buys the booze.
This crypto exchange is run by two guys. One does the tech, the other buys the booze.
This crypto exchange is run by two guys. One does the tech, the other buys the booze.
This crypto exchange is run by two guys. One does the tech, the other buys the booze.
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At the last Mt Gox party we we found out that most of us were black women in our mid-20s

At the last Mt Gox party we we found out that most of us were black women in our mid-20s
At the last Mt Gox party we we found out that most of us were black women in our mid-20s
At the last Mt Gox party we we found out that most of us were black women in our mid-20s
At the last Mt Gox party we we found out that most of us were black women in our mid-20s
At the last Mt Gox party we we found out that most of us were black women in our mid-20s
At the last Mt Gox party we we found out that most of us were black women in our mid-20s
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This Time It's Different(tm)

This Time It's Different(tm)
This Time It's Different(tm)
This Time It's Different(tm)
This Time It's Different(tm)
This Time It's Different(tm)
This Time It's Different(tm)
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Investing is 90% analysis, and the other half is intuition

Investing is 90% analysis, and the other half is intuition
Investing is 90% analysis, and the other half is intuition
Investing is 90% analysis, and the other half is intuition
Investing is 90% analysis, and the other half is intuition
Investing is 90% analysis, and the other half is intuition
Investing is 90% analysis, and the other half is intuition
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She lost all her money trading. Now she has only her cats left. Wants to sell them at the cat exchange.

She lost all her money trading. Now she has only her cats left. Wants to sell them at the cat exchange.
She lost all her money trading. Now she has only her cats left. Wants to sell them at the cat exchange.
She lost all her money trading. Now she has only her cats left. Wants to sell them at the cat exchange.
She lost all her money trading. Now she has only her cats left. Wants to sell them at the cat exchange.
She lost all her money trading. Now she has only her cats left. Wants to sell them at the cat exchange.
She lost all her money trading. Now she has only her cats left. Wants to sell them at the cat exchange.
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Call the doctor!
I think market's gonna crash!
The doctor says he's comin,
but you gotta pay in cash.

Call the doctor! / I think market's gonna crash! / The doctor says he's comin, / but you gotta pay in cash.
Call the doctor! / I think market's gonna crash! / The doctor says he's comin, / but you gotta pay in cash.
Call the doctor! / I think market's gonna crash! / The doctor says he's comin, / but you gotta pay in cash.
Call the doctor! / I think market's gonna crash! / The doctor says he's comin, / but you gotta pay in cash.
Call the doctor! / I think market's gonna crash! / The doctor says he's comin, / but you gotta pay in cash.
Call the doctor! / I think market's gonna crash! / The doctor says he's comin, / but you gotta pay in cash.
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Good evening, my fellow bagholders. Does anyone know a bridge with decent living accomodations?

Good evening, my fellow bagholders. Does anyone know a bridge with decent living accomodations?
Good evening, my fellow bagholders. Does anyone know a bridge with decent living accomodations?
Good evening, my fellow bagholders. Does anyone know a bridge with decent living accomodations?
Good evening, my fellow bagholders. Does anyone know a bridge with decent living accomodations?
Good evening, my fellow bagholders. Does anyone know a bridge with decent living accomodations?
Good evening, my fellow bagholders. Does anyone know a bridge with decent living accomodations?
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I found the secret why markets crash: There are more sellers than buyers.

I found the secret why markets crash: There are more sellers than buyers.
I found the secret why markets crash: There are more sellers than buyers.
I found the secret why markets crash: There are more sellers than buyers.
I found the secret why markets crash: There are more sellers than buyers.
I found the secret why markets crash: There are more sellers than buyers.
I found the secret why markets crash: There are more sellers than buyers.
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"Strange, my trading bot tries to order 0 BTC at the price of 0 USD" — "Seems your bot is broken" — "DON'T INSULT MY BOT! IT WAS EXPENSIVE!!"

"Strange, my trading bot tries to order 0 BTC at the price of 0 USD" —"Seems your bot is broken" —"DON'T INSULT MY BOT! IT WAS EXPENSIVE!!"
"Strange, my trading bot tries to order 0 BTC at the price of 0 USD" —"Seems your bot is broken" —"DON'T INSULT MY BOT! IT WAS EXPENSIVE!!"
"Strange, my trading bot tries to order 0 BTC at the price of 0 USD" —"Seems your bot is broken" —"DON'T INSULT MY BOT! IT WAS EXPENSIVE!!"
"Strange, my trading bot tries to order 0 BTC at the price of 0 USD" —"Seems your bot is broken" —"DON'T INSULT MY BOT! IT WAS EXPENSIVE!!"
"Strange, my trading bot tries to order 0 BTC at the price of 0 USD" —"Seems your bot is broken" —"DON'T INSULT MY BOT! IT WAS EXPENSIVE!!"
"Strange, my trading bot tries to order 0 BTC at the price of 0 USD" —"Seems your bot is broken" —"DON'T INSULT MY BOT! IT WAS EXPENSIVE!!"
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I hodl because I can't figure out where the sell button is

I hodl because I can't figure out where the sell button is
I hodl because I can't figure out where the sell button is
I hodl because I can't figure out where the sell button is
I hodl because I can't figure out where the sell button is
I hodl because I can't figure out where the sell button is
I hodl because I can't figure out where the sell button is
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If you owe the bank $150, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $150 million, that's the bank's problem.

If you owe the bank $150, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $150 million, that's the bank's problem.
If you owe the bank $150, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $150 million, that's the bank's problem.
If you owe the bank $150, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $150 million, that's the bank's problem.
If you owe the bank $150, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $150 million, that's the bank's problem.
If you owe the bank $150, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $150 million, that's the bank's problem.
If you owe the bank $150, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $150 million, that's the bank's problem.
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Wow! So Dollar. Much bullmarket. Very profit. Wow!

Wow! So Dollar. Much bullmarket. Very profit. Wow!
Wow! So Dollar. Much bullmarket. Very profit. Wow!
Wow! So Dollar. Much bullmarket. Very profit. Wow!
Wow! So Dollar. Much bullmarket. Very profit. Wow!
Wow! So Dollar. Much bullmarket. Very profit. Wow!
Wow! So Dollar. Much bullmarket. Very profit. Wow!
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Fiat is a renewable resource

Fiat is a renewable resource
Fiat is a renewable resource
Fiat is a renewable resource
Fiat is a renewable resource
Fiat is a renewable resource
Fiat is a renewable resource
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What won't go down, goes up

What won't go down, goes up
What won't go down, goes up
What won't go down, goes up
What won't go down, goes up
What won't go down, goes up
What won't go down, goes up
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We came
We whipped
We sawed

We came / We whipped / We sawed
We came / We whipped / We sawed
We came / We whipped / We sawed
We came / We whipped / We sawed
We came / We whipped / We sawed
We came / We whipped / We sawed
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First I was a promising trader. Then I had to go back to my job on the farm.

First I was a promising trader. Then I had to go back to my job on the farm.
First I was a promising trader. Then I had to go back to my job on the farm.
First I was a promising trader. Then I had to go back to my job on the farm.
First I was a promising trader. Then I had to go back to my job on the farm.
First I was a promising trader. Then I had to go back to my job on the farm.
First I was a promising trader. Then I had to go back to my job on the farm.
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The carsh comes, the course dorps, but I hodl

The carsh comes, the course dorps, but I hodl
The carsh comes, the course dorps, but I hodl
The carsh comes, the course dorps, but I hodl
The carsh comes, the course dorps, but I hodl
The carsh comes, the course dorps, but I hodl
The carsh comes, the course dorps, but I hodl
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The next crash is gonna be more epic than the last one!!

The next crash is gonna be more epic than the last one!!
The next crash is gonna be more epic than the last one!!
The next crash is gonna be more epic than the last one!!
The next crash is gonna be more epic than the last one!!
The next crash is gonna be more epic than the last one!!
The next crash is gonna be more epic than the last one!!
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By now I am convinced that subconsciously I like to lose money

By now I am convinced that subconsciously I like to lose money
By now I am convinced that subconsciously I like to lose money
By now I am convinced that subconsciously I like to lose money
By now I am convinced that subconsciously I like to lose money
By now I am convinced that subconsciously I like to lose money
By now I am convinced that subconsciously I like to lose money
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He got banned for saying "hodl" on a trading site

He got banned for saying "hodl" on a trading site
He got banned for saying "hodl" on a trading site
He got banned for saying "hodl" on a trading site
He got banned for saying "hodl" on a trading site
He got banned for saying "hodl" on a trading site
He got banned for saying "hodl" on a trading site
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HODL = Get paid to wait

HODL = Get paid to wait
HODL = Get paid to wait
HODL = Get paid to wait
HODL = Get paid to wait
HODL = Get paid to wait
HODL = Get paid to wait
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I don't want to sound bearish or alarmist. But it's time to sell NOW!!!

I don't want to sound bearish or alarmist. But it's time to sell NOW!!!
I don't want to sound bearish or alarmist. But it's time to sell NOW!!!
I don't want to sound bearish or alarmist. But it's time to sell NOW!!!
I don't want to sound bearish or alarmist. But it's time to sell NOW!!!
I don't want to sound bearish or alarmist. But it's time to sell NOW!!!
I don't want to sound bearish or alarmist. But it's time to sell NOW!!!
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Get in while my made up company is selling for only $10m! We will sell to normal investors for $500m very soon!!!!

Get in while my made up company is selling for only $10m! We will sell to normal investors for $500m very soon!!!!
Get in while my made up company is selling for only $10m! We will sell to normal investors for $500m very soon!!!!
Get in while my made up company is selling for only $10m! We will sell to normal investors for $500m very soon!!!!
Get in while my made up company is selling for only $10m! We will sell to normal investors for $500m very soon!!!!
Get in while my made up company is selling for only $10m! We will sell to normal investors for $500m very soon!!!!
Get in while my made up company is selling for only $10m! We will sell to normal investors for $500m very soon!!!!
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Ctrl + P money

Ctrl + P money
Ctrl + P money
Ctrl + P money
Ctrl + P money
Ctrl + P money
Ctrl + P money
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...and then I said "cryptocoins are a ponzi scheme" and the discussion went crazy

...and then I said "cryptocoins are a ponzi scheme" and the discussion went crazy
...and then I said "cryptocoins are a ponzi scheme" and the discussion went crazy
...and then I said "cryptocoins are a ponzi scheme" and the discussion went crazy
...and then I said "cryptocoins are a ponzi scheme" and the discussion went crazy
...and then I said "cryptocoins are a ponzi scheme" and the discussion went crazy
...and then I said "cryptocoins are a ponzi scheme" and the discussion went crazy
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The best way to avoid losses is to stop trading

The best way to avoid losses is to stop trading
The best way to avoid losses is to stop trading
The best way to avoid losses is to stop trading
The best way to avoid losses is to stop trading
The best way to avoid losses is to stop trading
The best way to avoid losses is to stop trading
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Looks like a Spongebob squarechart pattern

Looks like a Spongebob squarechart pattern
Looks like a Spongebob squarechart pattern
Looks like a Spongebob squarechart pattern
Looks like a Spongebob squarechart pattern
Looks like a Spongebob squarechart pattern
Looks like a Spongebob squarechart pattern
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You just got owned by your bot

You just got owned by your bot
You just got owned by your bot
You just got owned by your bot
You just got owned by your bot
You just got owned by your bot
You just got owned by your bot
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I feel like Pacman with these cheap prices. Om nom nom nom

I feel like Pacman with these cheap prices. Om nom nom nom
I feel like Pacman with these cheap prices. Om nom nom nom
I feel like Pacman with these cheap prices. Om nom nom nom
I feel like Pacman with these cheap prices. Om nom nom nom
I feel like Pacman with these cheap prices. Om nom nom nom
I feel like Pacman with these cheap prices. Om nom nom nom
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Trend is your friend except at the end

Trend is your friend except at the end
Trend is your friend except at the end
Trend is your friend except at the end
Trend is your friend except at the end
Trend is your friend except at the end
Trend is your friend except at the end
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Nurse: "You've been in a coma for 10 years. It's 2035." — "What's the current price of Bitcoin?" — "What's Bitcoin? Your medical bill is 17.23 Ripple." — "Put me back into the coma"

Nurse: "You've been in a coma for 10 years. It's 2035." —"What's the current price of Bitcoin?" —"What's Bitcoin? Your medical bill is 17.23 Ripple." —"Put me back into the coma"
Nurse: "You've been in a coma for 10 years. It's 2035." —"What's the current price of Bitcoin?" —"What's Bitcoin? Your medical bill is 17.23 Ripple." —"Put me back into the coma"
Nurse: "You've been in a coma for 10 years. It's 2035." —"What's the current price of Bitcoin?" —"What's Bitcoin? Your medical bill is 17.23 Ripple." —"Put me back into the coma"
Nurse: "You've been in a coma for 10 years. It's 2035." —"What's the current price of Bitcoin?" —"What's Bitcoin? Your medical bill is 17.23 Ripple." —"Put me back into the coma"
Nurse: "You've been in a coma for 10 years. It's 2035." —"What's the current price of Bitcoin?" —"What's Bitcoin? Your medical bill is 17.23 Ripple." —"Put me back into the coma"
Nurse: "You've been in a coma for 10 years. It's 2035." —"What's the current price of Bitcoin?" —"What's Bitcoin? Your medical bill is 17.23 Ripple." —"Put me back into the coma"
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Bitcorn and Ryecoin
Bitcorn and Ryecoin
Bitcorn and Ryecoin

Bitcorn and Ryecoin / Bitcorn and Ryecoin / Bitcorn and Ryecoin
Bitcorn and Ryecoin / Bitcorn and Ryecoin / Bitcorn and Ryecoin
Bitcorn and Ryecoin / Bitcorn and Ryecoin / Bitcorn and Ryecoin
Bitcorn and Ryecoin / Bitcorn and Ryecoin / Bitcorn and Ryecoin
Bitcorn and Ryecoin / Bitcorn and Ryecoin / Bitcorn and Ryecoin
Bitcorn and Ryecoin / Bitcorn and Ryecoin / Bitcorn and Ryecoin
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"Based on my technical analysis of this doji I sold all my assets" — "That's not a doji though"

"Based on my technical analysis of this doji I sold all my assets" —"That's not a doji though"
"Based on my technical analysis of this doji I sold all my assets" —"That's not a doji though"
"Based on my technical analysis of this doji I sold all my assets" —"That's not a doji though"
"Based on my technical analysis of this doji I sold all my assets" —"That's not a doji though"
"Based on my technical analysis of this doji I sold all my assets" —"That's not a doji though"
"Based on my technical analysis of this doji I sold all my assets" —"That's not a doji though"
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I'm color blind. When I see candles, I keep buying.

I'm color blind. When I see candles, I keep buying.
I'm color blind. When I see candles, I keep buying.
I'm color blind. When I see candles, I keep buying.
I'm color blind. When I see candles, I keep buying.
I'm color blind. When I see candles, I keep buying.
I'm color blind. When I see candles, I keep buying.
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Crypto Coiny had a great fall
Crypto Coiny fell through a wall
All the king's trade bots and all the king's men
Couldn't pump Coiny higher again

Crypto Coiny had a great fall / Crypto Coiny fell through a wall / All the king's trade bots and all the king's men / Couldn't pump Coiny higher again
Crypto Coiny had a great fall / Crypto Coiny fell through a wall / All the king's trade bots and all the king's men / Couldn't pump Coiny higher again
Crypto Coiny had a great fall / Crypto Coiny fell through a wall / All the king's trade bots and all the king's men / Couldn't pump Coiny higher again
Crypto Coiny had a great fall / Crypto Coiny fell through a wall / All the king's trade bots and all the king's men / Couldn't pump Coiny higher again
Crypto Coiny had a great fall / Crypto Coiny fell through a wall / All the king's trade bots and all the king's men / Couldn't pump Coiny higher again
Crypto Coiny had a great fall / Crypto Coiny fell through a wall / All the king's trade bots and all the king's men / Couldn't pump Coiny higher again
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Fiat for nothing
And the coins for free

Fiat for nothing / And the coins for free
Fiat for nothing / And the coins for free
Fiat for nothing / And the coins for free
Fiat for nothing / And the coins for free
Fiat for nothing / And the coins for free
Fiat for nothing / And the coins for free
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I'm investing in ICOs with credit card debt. What could go wrong?

I'm investing in ICOs with credit card debt. What could go wrong?
I'm investing in ICOs with credit card debt. What could go wrong?
I'm investing in ICOs with credit card debt. What could go wrong?
I'm investing in ICOs with credit card debt. What could go wrong?
I'm investing in ICOs with credit card debt. What could go wrong?
I'm investing in ICOs with credit card debt. What could go wrong?
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Bull pack, not pull back
Bull pack, not pull back
Bull pack, not pull back

Bull pack, not pull back / Bull pack, not pull back / Bull pack, not pull back
Bull pack, not pull back / Bull pack, not pull back / Bull pack, not pull back
Bull pack, not pull back / Bull pack, not pull back / Bull pack, not pull back
Bull pack, not pull back / Bull pack, not pull back / Bull pack, not pull back
Bull pack, not pull back / Bull pack, not pull back / Bull pack, not pull back
Bull pack, not pull back / Bull pack, not pull back / Bull pack, not pull back
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I had a secret trading technique. Eventually I lost everything.

I had a secret trading technique. Eventually I lost everything.
I had a secret trading technique. Eventually I lost everything.
I had a secret trading technique. Eventually I lost everything.
I had a secret trading technique. Eventually I lost everything.
I had a secret trading technique. Eventually I lost everything.
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Shoulda-coulda-hodled-yodl

Shoulda-coulda-hodled-yodl
Shoulda-coulda-hodled-yodl
Shoulda-coulda-hodled-yodl
Shoulda-coulda-hodled-yodl
Shoulda-coulda-hodled-yodl
Shoulda-coulda-hodled-yodl
----------
Alts-Had-A-Pump Day

Alts-Had-A-Pump Day
Alts-Had-A-Pump Day
Alts-Had-A-Pump Day
Alts-Had-A-Pump Day
Alts-Had-A-Pump Day
Alts-Had-A-Pump Day
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Wow! Much candle. Very trend. So volume. Wow!

Wow! Much candle. Very trend. So volume. Wow!
Wow! Much candle. Very trend. So volume. Wow!
Wow! Much candle. Very trend. So volume. Wow!
Wow! Much candle. Very trend. So volume. Wow!
Wow! Much candle. Very trend. So volume. Wow!
Wow! Much candle. Very trend. So volume. Wow!
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After years of trading I have become a Bearbullmanbot

After years of trading I have become a Bearbullmanbot
After years of trading I have become a Bearbullmanbot
After years of trading I have become a Bearbullmanbot
After years of trading I have become a Bearbullmanbot
After years of trading I have become a Bearbullmanbot
After years of trading I have become a Bearbullmanbot
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People are selling because they are wimps. We gotta blast through their wimp walls.

People are selling because they are wimps. We gotta blast through their wimp walls.
People are selling because they are wimps. We gotta blast through their wimp walls.
People are selling because they are wimps. We gotta blast through their wimp walls.
People are selling because they are wimps. We gotta blast through their wimp walls.
People are selling because they are wimps. We gotta blast through their wimp walls.
People are selling because they are wimps. We gotta blast through their wimp walls.
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This is pumptastic!

This is pumptastic!
This is pumptastic!
This is pumptastic!
This is pumptastic!
This is pumptastic!
This is pumptastic!
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Buttcoin, invented by Satoshi Cacamoto

Buttcoin, invented by Satoshi Cacamoto
Buttcoin, invented by Satoshi Cacamoto
Buttcoin, invented by Satoshi Cacamoto
Buttcoin, invented by Satoshi Cacamoto
Buttcoin, invented by Satoshi Cacamoto
Buttcoin, invented by Satoshi Cacamoto
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You need to look deep into yourself and ask.. "What led me to this state of rekt?"

You need to look deep into yourself and ask.. "What led me to this state of rekt?"
You need to look deep into yourself and ask.. "What led me to this state of rekt?"
You need to look deep into yourself and ask.. "What led me to this state of rekt?"
You need to look deep into yourself and ask.. "What led me to this state of rekt?"
You need to look deep into yourself and ask.. "What led me to this state of rekt?"
You need to look deep into yourself and ask.. "What led me to this state of rekt?"
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HODL2ZERO

HODL2ZERO
HODL2ZERO
HODL2ZERO
HODL2ZERO
HODL2ZERO
HODL2ZERO
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Real cryptocoin fans mine coins by hand

Real cryptocoin fans mine coins by hand
Real cryptocoin fans mine coins by hand
Real cryptocoin fans mine coins by hand
Real cryptocoin fans mine coins by hand
Real cryptocoin fans mine coins by hand
Real cryptocoin fans mine coins by hand
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When markets dropped 23% in a day, we called it Black Monday. In crypto we call it Monday.

When markets dropped 23% in a day, we called it Black Monday. In crypto we call it Monday.
When markets dropped 23% in a day, we called it Black Monday. In crypto we call it Monday.
When markets dropped 23% in a day, we called it Black Monday. In crypto we call it Monday.
When markets dropped 23% in a day, we called it Black Monday. In crypto we call it Monday.
When markets dropped 23% in a day, we called it Black Monday. In crypto we call it Monday.
When markets dropped 23% in a day, we called it Black Monday. In crypto we call it Monday.
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Took my laptop to the beach. Trading bitcoins from my beach lounger. Watching bubbles and whales.

Took my laptop to the beach. Trading bitcoins from my beach lounger. Watching bubbles and whales.
Took my laptop to the beach. Trading bitcoins from my beach lounger. Watching bubbles and whales.
Took my laptop to the beach. Trading bitcoins from my beach lounger. Watching bubbles and whales.
Took my laptop to the beach. Trading bitcoins from my beach lounger. Watching bubbles and whales.
Took my laptop to the beach. Trading bitcoins from my beach lounger. Watching bubbles and whales.
Took my laptop to the beach. Trading bitcoins from my beach lounger. Watching bubbles and whales.
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"The bitcoin price is exploding!!" — "I don't care" — "The bitcoin price is crashing!!!" — "I don't care" — "Why not?!" — "I don't have any bitcoins"

"The bitcoin price is exploding!!" —"I don't care" —"The bitcoin price is crashing!!!" —"I don't care" —"Why not?!" —"I don't have any bitcoins"
"The bitcoin price is exploding!!" —"I don't care" —"The bitcoin price is crashing!!!" —"I don't care" —"Why not?!" —"I don't have any bitcoins"
"The bitcoin price is exploding!!" —"I don't care" —"The bitcoin price is crashing!!!" —"I don't care" —"Why not?!" —"I don't have any bitcoins"
"The bitcoin price is exploding!!" —"I don't care" —"The bitcoin price is crashing!!!" —"I don't care" —"Why not?!" —"I don't have any bitcoins"
"The bitcoin price is exploding!!" —"I don't care" —"The bitcoin price is crashing!!!" —"I don't care" —"Why not?!" —"I don't have any bitcoins"
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I canceled all orders at the exchange. Trolololol.

I canceled all orders at the exchange. Trolololol.
I canceled all orders at the exchange. Trolololol.
I canceled all orders at the exchange. Trolololol.
I canceled all orders at the exchange. Trolololol.
I canceled all orders at the exchange. Trolololol.
I canceled all orders at the exchange. Trolololol.
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The dead cat didn't even try to bounce

The dead cat didn't even try to bounce
The dead cat didn't even try to bounce
The dead cat didn't even try to bounce
The dead cat didn't even try to bounce
The dead cat didn't even try to bounce
The dead cat didn't even try to bounce
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I sold all my crypto for fiat. Then the dog ate it.

I sold all my crypto for fiat. Then the dog ate it.
I sold all my crypto for fiat. Then the dog ate it.
I sold all my crypto for fiat. Then the dog ate it.
I sold all my crypto for fiat. Then the dog ate it.
I sold all my crypto for fiat. Then the dog ate it.
I sold all my crypto for fiat. Then the dog ate it.
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No + BTC = YES

No + BTC = YES
No + BTC = YES
No + BTC = YES
No + BTC = YES
No + BTC = YES
No + BTC = YES
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I'm holding 2293 different coins. The future is bright.

I'm holding 2293 different coins. The future is bright.
I'm holding 2293 different coins. The future is bright.
I'm holding 2293 different coins. The future is bright.
I'm holding 2293 different coins. The future is bright.
I'm holding 2293 different coins. The future is bright.
I'm holding 2293 different coins. The future is bright.
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"Cryptocoins are not a bubble"
—Abraham Lincoln

"I discovered the theory of gravity when a cryptocoin fell on my head"
—Isaac Newton

"To the moooon!"
—Shakespeare

"Cryptocoins are not a bubble" / —Abraham Lincoln / / "I discovered the theory of gravity when a cryptocoin fell on my head" / —Isaac Newton / / "To the moooon!" / —Shakespeare
"Cryptocoins are not a bubble" / —Abraham Lincoln / / "I discovered the theory of gravity when a cryptocoin fell on my head" / —Isaac Newton / / "To the moooon!" / —Shakespeare
"Cryptocoins are not a bubble" / —Abraham Lincoln / / "I discovered the theory of gravity when a cryptocoin fell on my head" / —Isaac Newton / / "To the moooon!" / —Shakespeare
"Cryptocoins are not a bubble" / —Abraham Lincoln / / "I discovered the theory of gravity when a cryptocoin fell on my head" / —Isaac Newton / / "To the moooon!" / —Shakespeare
"Cryptocoins are not a bubble" / —Abraham Lincoln / / "I discovered the theory of gravity when a cryptocoin fell on my head" / —Isaac Newton / / "To the moooon!" / —Shakespeare
"Cryptocoins are not a bubble" / —Abraham Lincoln / / "I discovered the theory of gravity when a cryptocoin fell on my head" / —Isaac Newton / / "To the moooon!" / —Shakespeare
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And I'm freeee
Free faaallin'

And I'm freeee / Free faaallin'
And I'm freeee / Free faaallin'
And I'm freeee / Free faaallin'
And I'm freeee / Free faaallin'
And I'm freeee / Free faaallin'
And I'm freeee / Free faaallin'
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Ha! I'm a trading genius ...Wait... Oh shit!

Ha! I'm a trading genius ...Wait... Oh shit!
Ha! I'm a trading genius ...Wait... Oh shit!
Ha! I'm a trading genius ...Wait... Oh shit!
Ha! I'm a trading genius ...Wait... Oh shit!
Ha! I'm a trading genius ...Wait... Oh shit!
Ha! I'm a trading genius ...Wait... Oh shit!
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I pnanic sodl

I pnanic sodl
I pnanic sodl
I pnanic sodl
I pnanic sodl
I pnanic sodl
I pnanic sodl
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This crash looks a lot better with the laptop held sideways

This crash looks a lot better with the laptop held sideways
This crash looks a lot better with the laptop held sideways
This crash looks a lot better with the laptop held sideways
This crash looks a lot better with the laptop held sideways
This crash looks a lot better with the laptop held sideways
This crash looks a lot better with the laptop held sideways
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As your attorney I advise you to invest in Attorney Coin

As your attorney I advise you to invest in Attorney Coin
As your attorney I advise you to invest in Attorney Coin
As your attorney I advise you to invest in Attorney Coin
As your attorney I advise you to invest in Attorney Coin
As your attorney I advise you to invest in Attorney Coin
As your attorney I advise you to invest in Attorney Coin
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Please go up in a straight line

Please go up in a straight line
Please go up in a straight line
Please go up in a straight line
Please go up in a straight line
Please go up in a straight line
Please go up in a straight line
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I sold. So obviously it stopped crashing.

I sold. So obviously it stopped crashing.
I sold. So obviously it stopped crashing.
I sold. So obviously it stopped crashing.
I sold. So obviously it stopped crashing.
I sold. So obviously it stopped crashing.
I sold. So obviously it stopped crashing.
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Don't worry, said the exchange, your trust will be our reward

Don't worry, said the exchange, your trust will be our reward
Don't worry, said the exchange, your trust will be our reward
Don't worry, said the exchange, your trust will be our reward
Don't worry, said the exchange, your trust will be our reward
Don't worry, said the exchange, your trust will be our reward
Don't worry, said the exchange, your trust will be our reward
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Don't you love how noobs buy high? The panic will be hilarious.

Don't you love how noobs buy high? The panic will be hilarious.
Don't you love how noobs buy high? The panic will be hilarious.
Don't you love how noobs buy high? The panic will be hilarious.
Don't you love how noobs buy high? The panic will be hilarious.
Don't you love how noobs buy high? The panic will be hilarious.
Don't you love how noobs buy high? The panic will be hilarious.
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My mom said, it's an uptrend so it must be true!

My mom said, it's an uptrend so it must be true!
My mom said, it's an uptrend so it must be true!
My mom said, it's an uptrend so it must be true!
My mom said, it's an uptrend so it must be true!
My mom said, it's an uptrend so it must be true!
My mom said, it's an uptrend so it must be true!
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Oh..my..God, Becky!
Look at that price!
It is so big.
It looks like
one of those nerd guys' portfolios.

Oh..my..God, Becky! / Look at that price! / It is so big. / It looks like / one of those nerd guys' portfolios.
Oh..my..God, Becky! / Look at that price! / It is so big. / It looks like / one of those nerd guys' portfolios.
Oh..my..God, Becky! / Look at that price! / It is so big. / It looks like / one of those nerd guys' portfolios.
Oh..my..God, Becky! / Look at that price! / It is so big. / It looks like / one of those nerd guys' portfolios.
Oh..my..God, Becky! / Look at that price! / It is so big. / It looks like / one of those nerd guys' portfolios.
Oh..my..God, Becky! / Look at that price! / It is so big. / It looks like / one of those nerd guys' portfolios.
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I‑have‑a‑secret‑I‑wont‑tell‑you‑coin

I-have-a-secret-I-wont-tell-you-coin
I-have-a-secret-I-wont-tell-you-coin
I-have-a-secret-I-wont-tell-you-coin
I-have-a-secret-I-wont-tell-you-coin
I-have-a-secret-I-wont-tell-you-coin
I-have-a-secret-I-wont-tell-you-coin
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Now is maybe a good time to repost that suicide hotline

Now is maybe a good time to repost that suicide hotline
Now is maybe a good time to repost that suicide hotline
Now is maybe a good time to repost that suicide hotline
Now is maybe a good time to repost that suicide hotline
Now is maybe a good time to repost that suicide hotline
Now is maybe a good time to repost that suicide hotline
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I'm a bit of a masochist. So I enjoy this crash.

I'm a bit of a masochist. So I enjoy this crash.
I'm a bit of a masochist. So I enjoy this crash.
I'm a bit of a masochist. So I enjoy this crash.
I'm a bit of a masochist. So I enjoy this crash.
I'm a bit of a masochist. So I enjoy this crash.
I'm a bit of a masochist. So I enjoy this crash.
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Chuck Norris can double spend bitcoins. Including your bitcoins.

Chuck Norris can double spend bitcoins. Including your bitcoins.
Chuck Norris can double spend bitcoins. Including your bitcoins.
Chuck Norris can double spend bitcoins. Including your bitcoins.
Chuck Norris can double spend bitcoins. Including your bitcoins.
Chuck Norris can double spend bitcoins. Including your bitcoins.
Chuck Norris can double spend bitcoins. Including your bitcoins.
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What do you do when a woman doesn't like your hashes? Send her 10 trillion more.

What do you do when a woman doesn't like your hashes? Send her 10 trillion more.
What do you do when a woman doesn't like your hashes? Send her 10 trillion more.
What do you do when a woman doesn't like your hashes? Send her 10 trillion more.
What do you do when a woman doesn't like your hashes? Send her 10 trillion more.
What do you do when a woman doesn't like your hashes? Send her 10 trillion more.
What do you do when a woman doesn't like your hashes? Send her 10 trillion more.
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Chuck Norris mined all bitcoins. Twice.

Chuck Norris mined all bitcoins. Twice.
Chuck Norris mined all bitcoins. Twice.
Chuck Norris mined all bitcoins. Twice.
Chuck Norris mined all bitcoins. Twice.
Chuck Norris mined all bitcoins. Twice.
Chuck Norris mined all bitcoins. Twice.
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Al Gore: I invented the bitcoin.

Al Gore: I invented the bitcoin.
Al Gore: I invented the bitcoin.
Al Gore: I invented the bitcoin.
Al Gore: I invented the bitcoin.
Al Gore: I invented the bitcoin.
Al Gore: I invented the bitcoin.
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Why did the hipster miner burn out his GPU? He was mining before it was cool.

Why did the hipster miner burn out his GPU? He was mining before it was cool.
Why did the hipster miner burn out his GPU? He was mining before it was cool.
Why did the hipster miner burn out his GPU? He was mining before it was cool.
Why did the hipster miner burn out his GPU? He was mining before it was cool.
Why did the hipster miner burn out his GPU? He was mining before it was cool.
Why did the hipster miner burn out his GPU? He was mining before it was cool.
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How many miners does it take to change a light bulb? One million. One miner to change it, and the rest to verify it.

How many miners does it take to change a light bulb? One million. One miner to change it, and the rest to verify it.
How many miners does it take to change a light bulb? One million. One miner to change it, and the rest to verify it.
How many miners does it take to change a light bulb? One million. One miner to change it, and the rest to verify it.
How many miners does it take to change a light bulb? One million. One miner to change it, and the rest to verify it.
How many miners does it take to change a light bulb? One million. One miner to change it, and the rest to verify it.
How many miners does it take to change a light bulb? One million. One miner to change it, and the rest to verify it.
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NVC = No Volume Coin

NVC = No Volume Coin
NVC = No Volume Coin
NVC = No Volume Coin
NVC = No Volume Coin
NVC = No Volume Coin
NVC = No Volume Coin
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How many bankers does it take to mine a bitcoin? None, thank God!

How many bankers does it take to mine a bitcoin? None, thank God!
How many bankers does it take to mine a bitcoin? None, thank God!
How many bankers does it take to mine a bitcoin? None, thank God!
How many bankers does it take to mine a bitcoin? None, thank God!
How many bankers does it take to mine a bitcoin? None, thank God!
How many bankers does it take to mine a bitcoin? None, thank God!
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Cryptocoins are virtual, but that doesn't mean that fiat is real

Cryptocoins are virtual, but that doesn't mean that fiat is real
Cryptocoins are virtual, but that doesn't mean that fiat is real
Cryptocoins are virtual, but that doesn't mean that fiat is real
Cryptocoins are virtual, but that doesn't mean that fiat is real
Cryptocoins are virtual, but that doesn't mean that fiat is real
Cryptocoins are virtual, but that doesn't mean that fiat is real
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Trollbox = Where Wall Street meets 4chan

Trollbox = Where Wall Street meets 4chan
Trollbox = Where Wall Street meets 4chan
Trollbox = Where Wall Street meets 4chan
Trollbox = Where Wall Street meets 4chan
Trollbox = Where Wall Street meets 4chan
Trollbox = Where Wall Street meets 4chan
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Dear trollbox. This year I would like to know the date of the next crash, please.

Dear trollbox. This year I would like to know the date of the next crash, please.
Dear trollbox. This year I would like to know the date of the next crash, please.
Dear trollbox. This year I would like to know the date of the next crash, please.
Dear trollbox. This year I would like to know the date of the next crash, please.
Dear trollbox. This year I would like to know the date of the next crash, please.
Dear trollbox. This year I would like to know the date of the next crash, please.
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You can easily spot the well-known black hunchback's big toe pattern

You can easily spot the well-known black hunchback's big toe pattern
You can easily spot the well-known black hunchback's big toe pattern
You can easily spot the well-known black hunchback's big toe pattern
You can easily spot the well-known black hunchback's big toe pattern
You can easily spot the well-known black hunchback's big toe pattern
You can easily spot the well-known black hunchback's big toe pattern
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Reversed bull forming. Tomorrow there will be steak.

Reversed bull forming. Tomorrow there will be steak.
Reversed bull forming. Tomorrow there will be steak.
Reversed bull forming. Tomorrow there will be steak.
Reversed bull forming. Tomorrow there will be steak.
Reversed bull forming. Tomorrow there will be steak.
Reversed bull forming. Tomorrow there will be steak.
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Grown bulls of this species are too strong to handle

Grown bulls of this species are too strong to handle
Grown bulls of this species are too strong to handle
Grown bulls of this species are too strong to handle
Grown bulls of this species are too strong to handle
Grown bulls of this species are too strong to handle
Grown bulls of this species are too strong to handle
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I hodl like I never hedl before

I hodl like I never hedl before
I hodl like I never hedl before
I hodl like I never hedl before
I hodl like I never hedl before
I hodl like I never hedl before
I hodl like I never hedl before
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We're going to Kuiper Belt tonight!

We're going to Kuiper Belt tonight!
We're going to Kuiper Belt tonight!
We're going to Kuiper Belt tonight!
We're going to Kuiper Belt tonight!
We're going to Kuiper Belt tonight!
We're going to Kuiper Belt tonight!
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Sleep is for amateurs

Sleep is for amateurs
Sleep is for amateurs
Sleep is for amateurs
Sleep is for amateurs
Sleep is for amateurs
Sleep is for amateurs
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Our cryptocoin is better than your cryptocoin. "Ours is faster", "Ours makes coffee", "Ours looks pretty in pink", "Ours gives 5x block every 7th block"

Our cryptocoin is better than your cryptocoin. "Ours is faster", "Ours makes coffee", "Ours looks pretty in pink", "Ours gives 5x block every 7th block"
Our cryptocoin is better than your cryptocoin. "Ours is faster", "Ours makes coffee", "Ours looks pretty in pink", "Ours gives 5x block every 7th block"
Our cryptocoin is better than your cryptocoin. "Ours is faster", "Ours makes coffee", "Ours looks pretty in pink", "Ours gives 5x block every 7th block"
Our cryptocoin is better than your cryptocoin. "Ours is faster", "Ours makes coffee", "Ours looks pretty in pink", "Ours gives 5x block every 7th block"
Our cryptocoin is better than your cryptocoin. "Ours is faster", "Ours makes coffee", "Ours looks pretty in pink", "Ours gives 5x block every 7th block"
Our cryptocoin is better than your cryptocoin. "Ours is faster", "Ours makes coffee", "Ours looks pretty in pink", "Ours gives 5x block every 7th block"
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Pump incoming in 14 hours and 12 minutes. Mark my words!

Pump incoming in 14 hours and 12 minutes. Mark my words!
Pump incoming in 14 hours and 12 minutes. Mark my words!
Pump incoming in 14 hours and 12 minutes. Mark my words!
Pump incoming in 14 hours and 12 minutes. Mark my words!
Pump incoming in 14 hours and 12 minutes. Mark my words!
Pump incoming in 14 hours and 12 minutes. Mark my words!
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Just bought some coins from weak hands

Just bought some coins from weak hands
Just bought some coins from weak hands
Just bought some coins from weak hands
Just bought some coins from weak hands
Just bought some coins from weak hands
Just bought some coins from weak hands
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The end of cryptos will be a good time to buy in

The end of cryptos will be a good time to buy in
The end of cryptos will be a good time to buy in
The end of cryptos will be a good time to buy in
The end of cryptos will be a good time to buy in
The end of cryptos will be a good time to buy in
The end of cryptos will be a good time to buy in
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The Trollbox = Where your IQ just fades away.

The Trollbox = Where your IQ just fades away.
The Trollbox = Where your IQ just fades away.
The Trollbox = Where your IQ just fades away.
The Trollbox = Where your IQ just fades away.
The Trollbox = Where your IQ just fades away.
The Trollbox = Where your IQ just fades away.
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Ya know, one of these days I have to get some sleep

Ya know, one of these days I have to get some sleep
Ya know, one of these days I have to get some sleep
Ya know, one of these days I have to get some sleep
Ya know, one of these days I have to get some sleep
Ya know, one of these days I have to get some sleep
Ya know, one of these days I have to get some sleep
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Monday is Mooooonday

Monday is Mooooonday
Monday is Mooooonday
Monday is Mooooonday
Monday is Mooooonday
Monday is Mooooonday
Monday is Mooooonday
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Thank God for cryptocoins. I already thought I was stuck with cash.

Thank God for cryptocoins. I already thought I was stuck with cash.
Thank God for cryptocoins. I already thought I was stuck with cash.
Thank God for cryptocoins. I already thought I was stuck with cash.
Thank God for cryptocoins. I already thought I was stuck with cash.
Thank God for cryptocoins. I already thought I was stuck with cash.
Thank God for cryptocoins. I already thought I was stuck with cash.
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Some traders are like gamblers with gold fish memory of 3 seconds

Some traders are like gamblers with gold fish memory of 3 seconds
Some traders are like gamblers with gold fish memory of 3 seconds
Some traders are like gamblers with gold fish memory of 3 seconds
Some traders are like gamblers with gold fish memory of 3 seconds
Some traders are like gamblers with gold fish memory of 3 seconds
Some traders are like gamblers with gold fish memory of 3 seconds
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US Dollars are printed by the world's fastest printing press

US Dollars are printed by the world's fastest printing press
US Dollars are printed by the world's fastest printing press
US Dollars are printed by the world's fastest printing press
US Dollars are printed by the world's fastest printing press
US Dollars are printed by the world's fastest printing press
US Dollars are printed by the world's fastest printing press
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We're all getting forked

We're all getting forked
We're all getting forked
We're all getting forked
We're all getting forked
We're all getting forked
We're all getting forked
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It's a noobie trap!

It's a noobie trap!
It's a noobie trap!
It's a noobie trap!
It's a noobie trap!
It's a noobie trap!
It's a noobie trap!
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"10000 USD for a can of sardines? Why so expensive?" — "They're trading sardines"

"10000 USD for a can of sardines? Why so expensive?" —"They're trading sardines"
"10000 USD for a can of sardines? Why so expensive?" —"They're trading sardines"
"10000 USD for a can of sardines? Why so expensive?" —"They're trading sardines"
"10000 USD for a can of sardines? Why so expensive?" —"They're trading sardines"
"10000 USD for a can of sardines? Why so expensive?" —"They're trading sardines"
"10000 USD for a can of sardines? Why so expensive?" —"They're trading sardines"
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It's going down like a magnet!

It's going down like a magnet!
It's going down like a magnet!
It's going down like a magnet!
It's going down like a magnet!
It's going down like a magnet!
It's going down like a magnet!
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Bubbles don't grow out of thin air, they have a solid basis in reality. But sometimes reality is distorted by misconception.

Bubbles don't grow out of thin air, they have a solid basis in reality. But sometimes reality is distorted by misconception.
Bubbles don't grow out of thin air, they have a solid basis in reality. But sometimes reality is distorted by misconception.
Bubbles don't grow out of thin air, they have a solid basis in reality. But sometimes reality is distorted by misconception.
Bubbles don't grow out of thin air, they have a solid basis in reality. But sometimes reality is distorted by misconception.
Bubbles don't grow out of thin air, they have a solid basis in reality. But sometimes reality is distorted by misconception.
Bubbles don't grow out of thin air, they have a solid basis in reality. But sometimes reality is distorted by misconception.
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We lose money on every sale, but make up for it in volume

We lose money on every sale, but make up for it in volume
We lose money on every sale, but make up for it in volume
We lose money on every sale, but make up for it in volume
We lose money on every sale, but make up for it in volume
We lose money on every sale, but make up for it in volume
We lose money on every sale, but make up for it in volume
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The world is full of bubbles but that shouldn't stop you from buying them. You don't have to like bubbles to buy them. Beauty is in the eyes of the holder, and a bubble millionaire is still a millionaire.

The world is full of bubbles but that shouldn't stop you from buying them. You don't have to like bubbles to buy them. Beauty is in the eyes of the holder, and a bubble millionaire is still a millionaire.
The world is full of bubbles but that shouldn't stop you from buying them. You don't have to like bubbles to buy them. Beauty is in the eyes of the holder, and a bubble millionaire is still a millionaire.
The world is full of bubbles but that shouldn't stop you from buying them. You don't have to like bubbles to buy them. Beauty is in the eyes of the holder, and a bubble millionaire is still a millionaire.
The world is full of bubbles but that shouldn't stop you from buying them. You don't have to like bubbles to buy them. Beauty is in the eyes of the holder, and a bubble millionaire is still a millionaire.
The world is full of bubbles but that shouldn't stop you from buying them. You don't have to like bubbles to buy them. Beauty is in the eyes of the holder, and a bubble millionaire is still a millionaire.
The world is full of bubbles but that shouldn't stop you from buying them. You don't have to like bubbles to buy them. Beauty is in the eyes of the holder, and a bubble millionaire is still a millionaire.
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Exchanges exist for one purpose only. To make as many men fools as possible.

Exchanges exist for one purpose only. To make as many men fools as possible.
Exchanges exist for one purpose only. To make as many men fools as possible.
Exchanges exist for one purpose only. To make as many men fools as possible.
Exchanges exist for one purpose only. To make as many men fools as possible.
Exchanges exist for one purpose only. To make as many men fools as possible.
Exchanges exist for one purpose only. To make as many men fools as possible.
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Aaaaand it's shitcoinday!

Aaaaand it's shitcoinday!
Aaaaand it's shitcoinday!
Aaaaand it's shitcoinday!
Aaaaand it's shitcoinday!
Aaaaand it's shitcoinday!
Aaaaand it's shitcoinday!
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The bot will bankrupt its master

The bot will bankrupt its master
The bot will bankrupt its master
The bot will bankrupt its master
The bot will bankrupt its master
The bot will bankrupt its master
The bot will bankrupt its master
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This cryptocoin is the turd that keeps on flushing

This cryptocoin is the turd that keeps on flushing
This cryptocoin is the turd that keeps on flushing
This cryptocoin is the turd that keeps on flushing
This cryptocoin is the turd that keeps on flushing
This cryptocoin is the turd that keeps on flushing
This cryptocoin is the turd that keeps on flushing
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Gain some. Lose some. Moon some.

Gain some. Lose some. Moon some.
Gain some. Lose some. Moon some.
Gain some. Lose some. Moon some.
Gain some. Lose some. Moon some.
Gain some. Lose some. Moon some.
Gain some. Lose some. Moon some.
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I'm hodling until the fiat amount changes my life

I'm hodling until the fiat amount changes my life
I'm hodling until the fiat amount changes my life
I'm hodling until the fiat amount changes my life
I'm hodling until the fiat amount changes my life
I'm hodling until the fiat amount changes my life
I'm hodling until the fiat amount changes my life
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Why did chikun cross the road? To get to the ALT side.

Why did chikun cross the road? To get to the ALT side.
Why did chikun cross the road? To get to the ALT side.
Why did chikun cross the road? To get to the ALT side.
Why did chikun cross the road? To get to the ALT side.
Why did chikun cross the road? To get to the ALT side.
Why did chikun cross the road? To get to the ALT side.
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To the guy who sold at this bottom. PM me, I wanna write a book about you.

To the guy who sold at this bottom. PM me, I wanna write a book about you.
To the guy who sold at this bottom. PM me, I wanna write a book about you.
To the guy who sold at this bottom. PM me, I wanna write a book about you.
To the guy who sold at this bottom. PM me, I wanna write a book about you.
To the guy who sold at this bottom. PM me, I wanna write a book about you.
To the guy who sold at this bottom. PM me, I wanna write a book about you.
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LTC bikini is tighter than BTC bikini

LTC bikini is tighter than BTC bikini
LTC bikini is tighter than BTC bikini
LTC bikini is tighter than BTC bikini
LTC bikini is tighter than BTC bikini
LTC bikini is tighter than BTC bikini
LTC bikini is tighter than BTC bikini
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Weekends and trainwrecks

Weekends and trainwrecks
Weekends and trainwrecks
Weekends and trainwrecks
Weekends and trainwrecks
Weekends and trainwrecks
Weekends and trainwrecks
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Market paniculation!

Market paniculation!
Market paniculation!
Market paniculation!
Market paniculation!
Market paniculation!
Market paniculation!
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I'm only regular stinking rich. I want to be filthy stinking rich.

I'm only regular stinking rich. I want to be filthy stinking rich.
I'm only regular stinking rich. I want to be filthy stinking rich.
I'm only regular stinking rich. I want to be filthy stinking rich.
I'm only regular stinking rich. I want to be filthy stinking rich.
I'm only regular stinking rich. I want to be filthy stinking rich.
I'm only regular stinking rich. I want to be filthy stinking rich.
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His fear of computers gave him strong hands from 2013 to 2025

His fear of computers gave him strong hands from 2013 to 2025
His fear of computers gave him strong hands from 2013 to 2025
His fear of computers gave him strong hands from 2013 to 2025
His fear of computers gave him strong hands from 2013 to 2025
His fear of computers gave him strong hands from 2013 to 2025
His fear of computers gave him strong hands from 2013 to 2025
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What in the world? Dead cat bouncing sideways?

What in the world? Dead cat bouncing sideways?
What in the world? Dead cat bouncing sideways?
What in the world? Dead cat bouncing sideways?
What in the world? Dead cat bouncing sideways?
What in the world? Dead cat bouncing sideways?
What in the world? Dead cat bouncing sideways?
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Holy Satoshi. Grant us correction and pump. Ramen.

Holy Satoshi. Grant us correction and pump. Ramen.
Holy Satoshi. Grant us correction and pump. Ramen.
Holy Satoshi. Grant us correction and pump. Ramen.
Holy Satoshi. Grant us correction and pump. Ramen.
Holy Satoshi. Grant us correction and pump. Ramen.
Holy Satoshi. Grant us correction and pump. Ramen.
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Wow, look: All cryptocoins are crashing in the same pattern.

Wow, look: All cryptocoins are crashing in the same pattern.
Wow, look: All cryptocoins are crashing in the same pattern.
Wow, look: All cryptocoins are crashing in the same pattern.
Wow, look: All cryptocoins are crashing in the same pattern.
Wow, look: All cryptocoins are crashing in the same pattern.
Wow, look: All cryptocoins are crashing in the same pattern.
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Sell now while you can still afford a rope

Sell now while you can still afford a rope
Sell now while you can still afford a rope
Sell now while you can still afford a rope
Sell now while you can still afford a rope
Sell now while you can still afford a rope
Sell now while you can still afford a rope
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I'm not even mad that I lost all my money. I'm part of something special.

I'm not even mad that I lost all my money. I'm part of something special.
I'm not even mad that I lost all my money. I'm part of something special.
I'm not even mad that I lost all my money. I'm part of something special.
I'm not even mad that I lost all my money. I'm part of something special.
I'm not even mad that I lost all my money. I'm part of something special.
I'm not even mad that I lost all my money. I'm part of something special.
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A minute of silence for all those who sold in the last trap

A minute of silence for all those who sold in the last trap
A minute of silence for all those who sold in the last trap
A minute of silence for all those who sold in the last trap
A minute of silence for all those who sold in the last trap
A minute of silence for all those who sold in the last trap
A minute of silence for all those who sold in the last trap
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Look on the bright side: At least we still can login

Look on the bright side: At least we still can login
Look on the bright side: At least we still can login
Look on the bright side: At least we still can login
Look on the bright side: At least we still can login
Look on the bright side: At least we still can login
Look on the bright side: At least we still can login
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Oh, no! It's crashing! Someone hodl me!

Oh, no! It's crashing! Someone hodl me!
Oh, no! It's crashing! Someone hodl me!
Oh, no! It's crashing! Someone hodl me!
Oh, no! It's crashing! Someone hodl me!
Oh, no! It's crashing! Someone hodl me!
Oh, no! It's crashing! Someone hodl me!
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You buy it, you crash it!

You buy it, you crash it!
You buy it, you crash it!
You buy it, you crash it!
You buy it, you crash it!
You buy it, you crash it!
You buy it, you crash it!
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Bloooodbath! Double Kill!! Killing spreeeee!!!

Bloooodbath! Double Kill!! Killing spreeeee!!!
Bloooodbath! Double Kill!! Killing spreeeee!!!
Bloooodbath! Double Kill!! Killing spreeeee!!!
Bloooodbath! Double Kill!! Killing spreeeee!!!
Bloooodbath! Double Kill!! Killing spreeeee!!!
Bloooodbath! Double Kill!! Killing spreeeee!!!
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You'll probably never be a whale, but don't let that stop you from dreaming

You'll probably never be a whale, but don't let that stop you from dreaming
You'll probably never be a whale, but don't let that stop you from dreaming
You'll probably never be a whale, but don't let that stop you from dreaming
You'll probably never be a whale, but don't let that stop you from dreaming
You'll probably never be a whale, but don't let that stop you from dreaming
You'll probably never be a whale, but don't let that stop you from dreaming
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BTC is the gateway drug to cryptomania

BTC is the gateway drug to cryptomania
BTC is the gateway drug to cryptomania
BTC is the gateway drug to cryptomania
BTC is the gateway drug to cryptomania
BTC is the gateway drug to cryptomania
BTC is the gateway drug to cryptomania
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There are no bubbles. Just mysteriously floating candles.

There are no bubbles. Just mysteriously floating candles.
There are no bubbles. Just mysteriously floating candles.
There are no bubbles. Just mysteriously floating candles.
There are no bubbles. Just mysteriously floating candles.
There are no bubbles. Just mysteriously floating candles.
There are no bubbles. Just mysteriously floating candles.
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Buys 0.0000000001 BTC, writes in his bio: "Cryptocurrency investor, upcoming millionaire"

Buys 0.0000000001 BTC, writes in his bio: "Cryptocurrency investor, upcoming millionaire"
Buys 0.0000000001 BTC, writes in his bio: "Cryptocurrency investor, upcoming millionaire"
Buys 0.0000000001 BTC, writes in his bio: "Cryptocurrency investor, upcoming millionaire"
Buys 0.0000000001 BTC, writes in his bio: "Cryptocurrency investor, upcoming millionaire"
Buys 0.0000000001 BTC, writes in his bio: "Cryptocurrency investor, upcoming millionaire"
Buys 0.0000000001 BTC, writes in his bio: "Cryptocurrency investor, upcoming millionaire"
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Ho, Ho, HODL! Happy Hodldays!

Ho, Ho, HODL! Happy Hodldays!
Ho, Ho, HODL! Happy Hodldays!
Ho, Ho, HODL! Happy Hodldays!
Ho, Ho, HODL! Happy Hodldays!
Ho, Ho, HODL! Happy Hodldays!
Ho, Ho, HODL! Happy Hodldays!
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Son: "Daddy, can you buy me 1 bitcoin for my birthday?" — Dad: "What? $13,123??? Son, $15,751 is a lot of money! What do you need $14,997 for anyway?"

Son: "Daddy, can you buy me 1 bitcoin for my birthday?" —Dad: "What? $13,123??? Son, $15,751 is a lot of money! What do you need $14,997 for anyway?"
Son: "Daddy, can you buy me 1 bitcoin for my birthday?" —Dad: "What? $13,123??? Son, $15,751 is a lot of money! What do you need $14,997 for anyway?"
Son: "Daddy, can you buy me 1 bitcoin for my birthday?" —Dad: "What? $13,123??? Son, $15,751 is a lot of money! What do you need $14,997 for anyway?"
Son: "Daddy, can you buy me 1 bitcoin for my birthday?" —Dad: "What? $13,123??? Son, $15,751 is a lot of money! What do you need $14,997 for anyway?"
Son: "Daddy, can you buy me 1 bitcoin for my birthday?" —Dad: "What? $13,123??? Son, $15,751 is a lot of money! What do you need $14,997 for anyway?"
Son: "Daddy, can you buy me 1 bitcoin for my birthday?" —Dad: "What? $13,123??? Son, $15,751 is a lot of money! What do you need $14,997 for anyway?"
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Who needs support when you have the experts of the trollbox

Who needs support when you have the experts of the trollbox
Who needs support when you have the experts of the trollbox
Who needs support when you have the experts of the trollbox
Who needs support when you have the experts of the trollbox
Who needs support when you have the experts of the trollbox
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Fly, Chikun, fly!
Up up to the sky.

Fly, Chikun, fly! / Up up to the sky.
Fly, Chikun, fly! / Up up to the sky.
Fly, Chikun, fly! / Up up to the sky.
Fly, Chikun, fly! / Up up to the sky.
Fly, Chikun, fly! / Up up to the sky.
Fly, Chikun, fly! / Up up to the sky.
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Imagine if it all just went up... we would only need 1 candle

Imagine if it all just went up... we would only need 1 candle
Imagine if it all just went up... we would only need 1 candle
Imagine if it all just went up... we would only need 1 candle
Imagine if it all just went up... we would only need 1 candle
Imagine if it all just went up... we would only need 1 candle
Imagine if it all just went up... we would only need 1 candle
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Time to buy more chikun and become a mining farmer

Time to buy more chikun and become a mining farmer
Time to buy more chikun and become a mining farmer
Time to buy more chikun and become a mining farmer
Time to buy more chikun and become a mining farmer
Time to buy more chikun and become a mining farmer
Time to buy more chikun and become a mining farmer
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My chikun is gonna eat that wall

My chikun is gonna eat that wall
My chikun is gonna eat that wall
My chikun is gonna eat that wall
My chikun is gonna eat that wall
My chikun is gonna eat that wall
My chikun is gonna eat that wall
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Cmon guys, we need more panic!

Cmon guys, we need more panic!
Cmon guys, we need more panic!
Cmon guys, we need more panic!
Cmon guys, we need more panic!
Cmon guys, we need more panic!
Cmon guys, we need more panic!
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Where is the bottom? I thought we reached that three times already.

Where is the bottom? I thought we reached that three times already.
Where is the bottom? I thought we reached that three times already.
Where is the bottom? I thought we reached that three times already.
Where is the bottom? I thought we reached that three times already.
Where is the bottom? I thought we reached that three times already.
Where is the bottom? I thought we reached that three times already.
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If a crash was obvious it wouldn't be called a crash

If a crash was obvious it wouldn't be called a crash
If a crash was obvious it wouldn't be called a crash
If a crash was obvious it wouldn't be called a crash
If a crash was obvious it wouldn't be called a crash
If a crash was obvious it wouldn't be called a crash
If a crash was obvious it wouldn't be called a crash
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Waves ain't cheap

Waves ain't cheap
Waves ain't cheap
Waves ain't cheap
Waves ain't cheap
Waves ain't cheap
Waves ain't cheap
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You look away from the screen for two minutes and you're ruined. I prefer markets where you're allowed to sleep.

You look away from the screen for two minutes and you're ruined. I prefer markets where you're allowed to sleep.
You look away from the screen for two minutes and you're ruined. I prefer markets where you're allowed to sleep.
You look away from the screen for two minutes and you're ruined. I prefer markets where you're allowed to sleep.
You look away from the screen for two minutes and you're ruined. I prefer markets where you're allowed to sleep.
You look away from the screen for two minutes and you're ruined. I prefer markets where you're allowed to sleep.
You look away from the screen for two minutes and you're ruined. I prefer markets where you're allowed to sleep.
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Bottom for every coin is 0, except for ETH, which has a smart contract that lets it go below zero, at which point you start paying interests to the Japanese Fed

Bottom for every coin is 0, except for ETH, which has a smart contract that lets it go below zero, at which point you start paying interests to the Japanese Fed
Bottom for every coin is 0, except for ETH, which has a smart contract that lets it go below zero, at which point you start paying interests to the Japanese Fed
Bottom for every coin is 0, except for ETH, which has a smart contract that lets it go below zero, at which point you start paying interests to the Japanese Fed
Bottom for every coin is 0, except for ETH, which has a smart contract that lets it go below zero, at which point you start paying interests to the Japanese Fed
Bottom for every coin is 0, except for ETH, which has a smart contract that lets it go below zero, at which point you start paying interests to the Japanese Fed
Bottom for every coin is 0, except for ETH, which has a smart contract that lets it go below zero, at which point you start paying interests to the Japanese Fed
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Panic buying!
Panic selling!!
Panic holding!!!

Panic buying! / Panic selling!! / Panic holding!!!
Panic buying! / Panic selling!! / Panic holding!!!
Panic buying! / Panic selling!! / Panic holding!!!
Panic buying! / Panic selling!! / Panic holding!!!
Panic buying! / Panic selling!! / Panic holding!!!
Panic buying! / Panic selling!! / Panic holding!!!
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May the candle be with you

May the candle be with you
May the candle be with you
May the candle be with you
May the candle be with you
May the candle be with you
May the candle be with you
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Moon is on schedule

Moon is on schedule
Moon is on schedule
Moon is on schedule
Moon is on schedule
Moon is on schedule
Moon is on schedule
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Spent the whole day staring at some chart patterns. Should have rode my bike instead.

Spent the whole day staring at some chart patterns. Should have rode my bike instead.
Spent the whole day staring at some chart patterns. Should have rode my bike instead.
Spent the whole day staring at some chart patterns. Should have rode my bike instead.
Spent the whole day staring at some chart patterns. Should have rode my bike instead.
Spent the whole day staring at some chart patterns. Should have rode my bike instead.
Spent the whole day staring at some chart patterns. Should have rode my bike instead.
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I just bought coins at the same price I sold them the day before. Dear God, am I in Limbo?

I just bought coins at the same price I sold them the day before. Dear God, am I in Limbo?
I just bought coins at the same price I sold them the day before. Dear God, am I in Limbo?
I just bought coins at the same price I sold them the day before. Dear God, am I in Limbo?
I just bought coins at the same price I sold them the day before. Dear God, am I in Limbo?
I just bought coins at the same price I sold them the day before. Dear God, am I in Limbo?
I just bought coins at the same price I sold them the day before. Dear God, am I in Limbo?
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Poopoo Coin. I smell a dump.

Poopoo Coin. I smell a dump.
Poopoo Coin. I smell a dump.
Poopoo Coin. I smell a dump.
Poopoo Coin. I smell a dump.
Poopoo Coin. I smell a dump.
Poopoo Coin. I smell a dump.
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At least you'd never sell for a loss: Buy for zero, sell for zero.

At least you'd never sell for a loss: Buy for zero, sell for zero.
At least you'd never sell for a loss: Buy for zero, sell for zero.
At least you'd never sell for a loss: Buy for zero, sell for zero.
At least you'd never sell for a loss: Buy for zero, sell for zero.
At least you'd never sell for a loss: Buy for zero, sell for zero.
At least you'd never sell for a loss: Buy for zero, sell for zero.
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It's kind of pointless running after something that's flying.

It's kind of pointless running after something that's flying.
It's kind of pointless running after something that's flying.
It's kind of pointless running after something that's flying.
It's kind of pointless running after something that's flying.
It's kind of pointless running after something that's flying.
It's kind of pointless running after something that's flying.
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I will nickname my next girlfriend Goxy.... Oh, the things I will do to her.

I will nickname my next girlfriend Goxy.... Oh, the things I will do to her.
I will nickname my next girlfriend Goxy.... Oh, the things I will do to her.
I will nickname my next girlfriend Goxy.... Oh, the things I will do to her.
I will nickname my next girlfriend Goxy.... Oh, the things I will do to her.
I will nickname my next girlfriend Goxy.... Oh, the things I will do to her.
I will nickname my next girlfriend Goxy.... Oh, the things I will do to her.
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Coin at 666$... we are doomed!

Coin at 666$... we are doomed!
Coin at 666$... we are doomed!
Coin at 666$... we are doomed!
Coin at 666$... we are doomed!
Coin at 666$... we are doomed!
Coin at 666$... we are doomed!
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Toilet bowl pattern confirmed, downnnnnnn we go!

Toilet bowl pattern confirmed, downnnnnnn we go!
Toilet bowl pattern confirmed, downnnnnnn we go!
Toilet bowl pattern confirmed, downnnnnnn we go!
Toilet bowl pattern confirmed, downnnnnnn we go!
Toilet bowl pattern confirmed, downnnnnnn we go!
Toilet bowl pattern confirmed, downnnnnnn we go!
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I'm trading cryptocoins to spend them on lottery tickets and roulette. What can go wrong?

I'm trading cryptocoins to spend them on lottery tickets and roulette. What can go wrong?
I'm trading cryptocoins to spend them on lottery tickets and roulette. What can go wrong?
I'm trading cryptocoins to spend them on lottery tickets and roulette. What can go wrong?
I'm trading cryptocoins to spend them on lottery tickets and roulette. What can go wrong?
I'm trading cryptocoins to spend them on lottery tickets and roulette. What can go wrong?
I'm trading cryptocoins to spend them on lottery tickets and roulette. What can go wrong?
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The more we crash, the more I learn

The more we crash, the more I learn
The more we crash, the more I learn
The more we crash, the more I learn
The more we crash, the more I learn
The more we crash, the more I learn
The more we crash, the more I learn
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That's not fair!
NOT! FAIR!!

That's not fair! / NOT! FAIR!!
That's not fair! / NOT! FAIR!!
That's not fair! / NOT! FAIR!!
That's not fair! / NOT! FAIR!!
That's not fair! / NOT! FAIR!!
That's not fair! / NOT! FAIR!!
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This is what traps are for!

This is what traps are for!
This is what traps are for!
This is what traps are for!
This is what traps are for!
This is what traps are for!
This is what traps are for!
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Rubbernipplesalesmancoin

Rubbernipplesalesmancoin
Rubbernipplesalesmancoin
Rubbernipplesalesmancoin
Rubbernipplesalesmancoin
Rubbernipplesalesmancoin
Rubbernipplesalesmancoin
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I'm laughing now like Lord Satan!

I'm laughing now like Lord Satan!
I'm laughing now like Lord Satan!
I'm laughing now like Lord Satan!
I'm laughing now like Lord Satan!
I'm laughing now like Lord Satan!
I'm laughing now like Lord Satan!
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I live on the moon and I will eat this coin for dinner

I live on the moon and I will eat this coin for dinner
I live on the moon and I will eat this coin for dinner
I live on the moon and I will eat this coin for dinner
I live on the moon and I will eat this coin for dinner
I live on the moon and I will eat this coin for dinner
I live on the moon and I will eat this coin for dinner
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Huge buy incoming... probably

Huge buy incoming... probably
Huge buy incoming... probably
Huge buy incoming... probably
Huge buy incoming... probably
Huge buy incoming... probably
Huge buy incoming... probably
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The coin that jumped over the moon

The coin that jumped over the moon
The coin that jumped over the moon
The coin that jumped over the moon
The coin that jumped over the moon
The coin that jumped over the moon
The coin that jumped over the moon
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Juggling a dead cat

Juggling a dead cat
Juggling a dead cat
Juggling a dead cat
Juggling a dead cat
Juggling a dead cat
Juggling a dead cat
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That coin will be the official currency of the moon

That coin will be the official currency of the moon
That coin will be the official currency of the moon
That coin will be the official currency of the moon
That coin will be the official currency of the moon
That coin will be the official currency of the moon
That coin will be the official currency of the moon
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The resistance will free fall like Humpty Dumpty

The resistance will free fall like Humpty Dumpty
The resistance will free fall like Humpty Dumpty
The resistance will free fall like Humpty Dumpty
The resistance will free fall like Humpty Dumpty
The resistance will free fall like Humpty Dumpty
The resistance will free fall like Humpty Dumpty
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I don't always buy high, but when I do, I'm on drugs

I don't always buy high, but when I do, I'm on drugs
I don't always buy high, but when I do, I'm on drugs
I don't always buy high, but when I do, I'm on drugs
I don't always buy high, but when I do, I'm on drugs
I don't always buy high, but when I do, I'm on drugs
I don't always buy high, but when I do, I'm on drugs
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Cryptocoins crash? Oh, my god, it's like a dream.. I'm rubbing fiat all over my body.

Cryptocoins crash? Oh, my god, it's like a dream.. I'm rubbing fiat all over my body.
Cryptocoins crash? Oh, my god, it's like a dream.. I'm rubbing fiat all over my body.
Cryptocoins crash? Oh, my god, it's like a dream.. I'm rubbing fiat all over my body.
Cryptocoins crash? Oh, my god, it's like a dream.. I'm rubbing fiat all over my body.
Cryptocoins crash? Oh, my god, it's like a dream.. I'm rubbing fiat all over my body.
Cryptocoins crash? Oh, my god, it's like a dream.. I'm rubbing fiat all over my body.
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The coin we shall not speak of continues to rise

The coin we shall not speak of continues to rise
The coin we shall not speak of continues to rise
The coin we shall not speak of continues to rise
The coin we shall not speak of continues to rise
The coin we shall not speak of continues to rise
The coin we shall not speak of continues to rise
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I like healthy bottoms

I like healthy bottoms
I like healthy bottoms
I like healthy bottoms
I like healthy bottoms
I like healthy bottoms
I like healthy bottoms
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To the moon? Rather to hollow earth, I'm afraid.

To the moon? Rather to hollow earth, I'm afraid.
To the moon? Rather to hollow earth, I'm afraid.
To the moon? Rather to hollow earth, I'm afraid.
To the moon? Rather to hollow earth, I'm afraid.
To the moon? Rather to hollow earth, I'm afraid.
To the moon? Rather to hollow earth, I'm afraid.
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I have perfected the art of making a bad position worse

I have perfected the art of making a bad position worse
I have perfected the art of making a bad position worse
I have perfected the art of making a bad position worse
I have perfected the art of making a bad position worse
I have perfected the art of making a bad position worse
I have perfected the art of making a bad position worse
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Last night my wife left me for Mr Satoshi. She took everything, but Satoshi left me 3 BTC, 17 LTC and 492 NMC. I was sad at first, but now I'm trading here.

Last night my wife left me for Mr Satoshi. She took everything, but Satoshi left me 3 BTC, 17 LTC and 492 NMC. I was sad at first, but now I'm trading here.
Last night my wife left me for Mr Satoshi. She took everything, but Satoshi left me 3 BTC, 17 LTC and 492 NMC. I was sad at first, but now I'm trading here.
Last night my wife left me for Mr Satoshi. She took everything, but Satoshi left me 3 BTC, 17 LTC and 492 NMC. I was sad at first, but now I'm trading here.
Last night my wife left me for Mr Satoshi. She took everything, but Satoshi left me 3 BTC, 17 LTC and 492 NMC. I was sad at first, but now I'm trading here.
Last night my wife left me for Mr Satoshi. She took everything, but Satoshi left me 3 BTC, 17 LTC and 492 NMC. I was sad at first, but now I'm trading here.
Last night my wife left me for Mr Satoshi. She took everything, but Satoshi left me 3 BTC, 17 LTC and 492 NMC. I was sad at first, but now I'm trading here.
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Santa left town! Sell!

Santa left town! Sell!
Santa left town! Sell!
Santa left town! Sell!
Santa left town! Sell!
Santa left town! Sell!
Santa left town! Sell!
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With everyone expecting a drop, it sure would be easy to cause mass panic with a quick rise

With everyone expecting a drop, it sure would be easy to cause mass panic with a quick rise
With everyone expecting a drop, it sure would be easy to cause mass panic with a quick rise
With everyone expecting a drop, it sure would be easy to cause mass panic with a quick rise
With everyone expecting a drop, it sure would be easy to cause mass panic with a quick rise
With everyone expecting a drop, it sure would be easy to cause mass panic with a quick rise
With everyone expecting a drop, it sure would be easy to cause mass panic with a quick rise
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In China they eat DOGE

In China they eat DOGE
In China they eat DOGE
In China they eat DOGE
In China they eat DOGE
In China they eat DOGE
In China they eat DOGE
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Geeeeetttt oooooouuuuutttt!!!!

Geeeeetttt oooooouuuuutttt!!!!
Geeeeetttt oooooouuuuutttt!!!!
Geeeeetttt oooooouuuuutttt!!!!
Geeeeetttt oooooouuuuutttt!!!!
Geeeeetttt oooooouuuuutttt!!!!
Geeeeetttt oooooouuuuutttt!!!!
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Panic coin is going to skyrocket today

Panic coin is going to skyrocket today
Panic coin is going to skyrocket today
Panic coin is going to skyrocket today
Panic coin is going to skyrocket today
Panic coin is going to skyrocket today
Panic coin is going to skyrocket today
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Wow! Such digital. So moon. Very coin. Wow!

Wow! Such digital. So moon. Very coin. Wow!
Wow! Such digital. So moon. Very coin. Wow!
Wow! Such digital. So moon. Very coin. Wow!
Wow! Such digital. So moon. Very coin. Wow!
Wow! Such digital. So moon. Very coin. Wow!
Wow! Such digital. So moon. Very coin. Wow!
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Relax this isn't a crash. The crash is yet to come.

Relax this isn't a crash. The crash is yet to come.
Relax this isn't a crash. The crash is yet to come.
Relax this isn't a crash. The crash is yet to come.
Relax this isn't a crash. The crash is yet to come.
Relax this isn't a crash. The crash is yet to come.
Relax this isn't a crash. The crash is yet to come.
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It's unbelievable, first it goes up then it goes down!

It's unbelievable, first it goes up then it goes down!
It's unbelievable, first it goes up then it goes down!
It's unbelievable, first it goes up then it goes down!
It's unbelievable, first it goes up then it goes down!
It's unbelievable, first it goes up then it goes down!
It's unbelievable, first it goes up then it goes down!
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When Jesus returns, someone will betray him with LTC

When Jesus returns, someone will betray him with LTC
When Jesus returns, someone will betray him with LTC
When Jesus returns, someone will betray him with LTC
When Jesus returns, someone will betray him with LTC
When Jesus returns, someone will betray him with LTC
When Jesus returns, someone will betray him with LTC
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Sell it or smell it! Buy or Cry!

Sell it or smell it! Buy or Cry!
Sell it or smell it! Buy or Cry!
Sell it or smell it! Buy or Cry!
Sell it or smell it! Buy or Cry!
Sell it or smell it! Buy or Cry!
Sell it or smell it! Buy or Cry!
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Buttcoin... twerking to the moon!

Buttcoin... twerking to the moon!
Buttcoin... twerking to the moon!
Buttcoin... twerking to the moon!
Buttcoin... twerking to the moon!
Buttcoin... twerking to the moon!
Buttcoin... twerking to the moon!
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To the moon? Rather to the ceiling in a small basement.

To the moon? Rather to the ceiling in a small basement.
To the moon? Rather to the ceiling in a small basement.
To the moon? Rather to the ceiling in a small basement.
To the moon? Rather to the ceiling in a small basement.
To the moon? Rather to the ceiling in a small basement.
To the moon? Rather to the ceiling in a small basement.
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Watching is for the wise, buying is for the noobs

Watching is for the wise, buying is for the noobs
Watching is for the wise, buying is for the noobs
Watching is for the wise, buying is for the noobs
Watching is for the wise, buying is for the noobs
Watching is for the wise, buying is for the noobs
Watching is for the wise, buying is for the noobs
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Hey guys, if I buy it, will it crash?

Hey guys, if I buy it, will it crash?
Hey guys, if I buy it, will it crash?
Hey guys, if I buy it, will it crash?
Hey guys, if I buy it, will it crash?
Hey guys, if I buy it, will it crash?
Hey guys, if I buy it, will it crash?
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BTC banned in Vatican? Sell Sell Sell!

BTC banned in Vatican? Sell Sell Sell!
BTC banned in Vatican? Sell Sell Sell!
BTC banned in Vatican? Sell Sell Sell!
BTC banned in Vatican? Sell Sell Sell!
BTC banned in Vatican? Sell Sell Sell!
BTC banned in Vatican? Sell Sell Sell!
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We must find the worst cryptocoin and sacrifice it now to avoid more bloodshed!

We must find the worst cryptocoin and sacrifice it now to avoid more bloodshed!
We must find the worst cryptocoin and sacrifice it now to avoid more bloodshed!
We must find the worst cryptocoin and sacrifice it now to avoid more bloodshed!
We must find the worst cryptocoin and sacrifice it now to avoid more bloodshed!
We must find the worst cryptocoin and sacrifice it now to avoid more bloodshed!
We must find the worst cryptocoin and sacrifice it now to avoid more bloodshed!
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What happens when you mix DOGE coin and SEX coin? Something bad?

What happens when you mix DOGE coin and SEX coin? Something bad?
What happens when you mix DOGE coin and SEX coin? Something bad?
What happens when you mix DOGE coin and SEX coin? Something bad?
What happens when you mix DOGE coin and SEX coin? Something bad?
What happens when you mix DOGE coin and SEX coin? Something bad?
What happens when you mix DOGE coin and SEX coin? Something bad?
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I pump and dump cryptocoins like it's my job... Wait! It is my job because I make stupid money!

I pump and dump cryptocoins like it's my job... Wait! It is my job because I make stupid money!
I pump and dump cryptocoins like it's my job... Wait! It is my job because I make stupid money!
I pump and dump cryptocoins like it's my job... Wait! It is my job because I make stupid money!
I pump and dump cryptocoins like it's my job... Wait! It is my job because I make stupid money!
I pump and dump cryptocoins like it's my job... Wait! It is my job because I make stupid money!
I pump and dump cryptocoins like it's my job... Wait! It is my job because I make stupid money!
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But I thought we could rise to power with bathsaltcoin

But I thought we could rise to power with bathsaltcoin
But I thought we could rise to power with bathsaltcoin
But I thought we could rise to power with bathsaltcoin
But I thought we could rise to power with bathsaltcoin
But I thought we could rise to power with bathsaltcoin
But I thought we could rise to power with bathsaltcoin
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Crash, sucka!

Crash, sucka!
Crash, sucka!
Crash, sucka!
Crash, sucka!
Crash, sucka!
Crash, sucka!
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Papa Bear is coming home!

Papa Bear is coming home!
Papa Bear is coming home!
Papa Bear is coming home!
Papa Bear is coming home!
Papa Bear is coming home!
Papa Bear is coming home!
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All trading indicators point towards more blood!

All trading indicators point towards more blood!
All trading indicators point towards more blood!
All trading indicators point towards more blood!
All trading indicators point towards more blood!
All trading indicators point towards more blood!
All trading indicators point towards more blood!
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Fall in love with the uncertainty friends, it's not going away!

Fall in love with the uncertainty friends, it's not going away!
Fall in love with the uncertainty friends, it's not going away!
Fall in love with the uncertainty friends, it's not going away!
Fall in love with the uncertainty friends, it's not going away!
Fall in love with the uncertainty friends, it's not going away!
Fall in love with the uncertainty friends, it's not going away!
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Help! I'm being attacked by red candle sticks!

Help! I'm being attacked by red candle sticks!
Help! I'm being attacked by red candle sticks!
Help! I'm being attacked by red candle sticks!
Help! I'm being attacked by red candle sticks!
Help! I'm being attacked by red candle sticks!
Help! I'm being attacked by red candle sticks!
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Buy! China is sleeping! Sell! China is lunching! Wait! China is pooping! Go short! Tai chi in the park is almost over!

Buy! China is sleeping! Sell! China is lunching! Wait! China is pooping! Go short! Tai chi in the park is almost over!
Buy! China is sleeping! Sell! China is lunching! Wait! China is pooping! Go short! Tai chi in the park is almost over!
Buy! China is sleeping! Sell! China is lunching! Wait! China is pooping! Go short! Tai chi in the park is almost over!
Buy! China is sleeping! Sell! China is lunching! Wait! China is pooping! Go short! Tai chi in the park is almost over!
Buy! China is sleeping! Sell! China is lunching! Wait! China is pooping! Go short! Tai chi in the park is almost over!
Buy! China is sleeping! Sell! China is lunching! Wait! China is pooping! Go short! Tai chi in the park is almost over!
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The difference between mining yourself and cloudmining is like between running a casino and gambling

The difference between mining yourself and cloudmining is like between running a casino and gambling
The difference between mining yourself and cloudmining is like between running a casino and gambling
The difference between mining yourself and cloudmining is like between running a casino and gambling
The difference between mining yourself and cloudmining is like between running a casino and gambling
The difference between mining yourself and cloudmining is like between running a casino and gambling
The difference between mining yourself and cloudmining is like between running a casino and gambling
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Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is a crash.

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is a crash.
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is a crash.
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is a crash.
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is a crash.
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is a crash.
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is a crash.
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Welcome to bubblicious market reversals and reversed bubble markets!

Welcome to bubblicious market reversals and reversed bubble markets!
Welcome to bubblicious market reversals and reversed bubble markets!
Welcome to bubblicious market reversals and reversed bubble markets!
Welcome to bubblicious market reversals and reversed bubble markets!
Welcome to bubblicious market reversals and reversed bubble markets!
Welcome to bubblicious market reversals and reversed bubble markets!
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To buy or not to buy, that is the question

To buy or not to buy, that is the question
To buy or not to buy, that is the question
To buy or not to buy, that is the question
To buy or not to buy, that is the question
To buy or not to buy, that is the question
To buy or not to buy, that is the question
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I don't like the US Dollar. It was premined.

I don't like the US Dollar. It was premined.
I don't like the US Dollar. It was premined.
I don't like the US Dollar. It was premined.
I don't like the US Dollar. It was premined.
I don't like the US Dollar. It was premined.
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I consume mETH

I consume mETH
I consume mETH
I consume mETH
I consume mETH
I consume mETH
I consume mETH
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