| Sport JokesWhat has four legs and no ears? Mike Tyson's dog.1. Does a match box? No, but a tin can. --------- 2. How do you make a fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons. ----------- 3. All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity. ---------------- 4. The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back. -------------- 5. How do you say Floyd Mayweather in Chinese? Ka Ching. ---------------- 6. What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. ------------- 7. What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup Finals? Referee. -------------- 8. What's the difference between Cinderella and the England soccer team? Cinderella wanted to get to the ball. ----------- 9. What is the hardest part about skydiving? The ground. --------- 10. What do you call a pig who plays basketball? A ball hog. --------------- 11. Why did the football coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarter back. ------------ 12. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. --------------- 13. How is a baseball team similar to a pancake? They both need a good batter. ------------ 14. How do baseball players stay cool? They sit next to the fans. ----------- 15. What is an insect's favorite sport? Cricket. ---------------- 16. I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean.. you've got a gun, haven't you? --------- 17. One day at the airport: "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 has changed the boarding gate to Gate 42." Ten minutes later: "We apologize, but it's Gate 3." Ten minutes later: "It's Gate 49." As the passengers are sitting down the voice announces: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program." ----------------- 18. Stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won seven Tour De France on drugs! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bike. ---------------- 19. I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and rugby, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation. ----------- 20. What do Englishmen do after they win the world cup? They turn off the PlayStation. --------- 21. What does a zombie call Usain Bolt? Fast food. --------- 22. It's hard to exercise and type wtih swaety handss ------------ 23. What has four legs and no ears? Mike Tyson's dog. |