| Murphy's Laws, Catastrophe SlogansThe worst is yet to come...If everything looks OK, you obviously don't understand the situation
---------- Murphy's Law of Teamwork: Everything going wrong usually starts with team building events
---------------- An option hides where we don't want it to hide
-------------- What can't go on forever, won't
---------------- An emergency always occurs when you have the least amount of cash available
------------ Compatible parts, aren't
------------ It has gone wrong already, you just don't know it yet
------------- The probability of being observed is directly proportional to the stupidity of one's actions
---------------- Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are
-------------- Having the right of way, won't make you any less dead
---------------- When you see light at the end of the tunnel, the tunnel might be about to cave in
---------------- Your great ideas are never remembered and your dumb statements are never forgotten
----------------- Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone
----------- If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will backfire in your face
---------- Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
--------- When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work
-------------- Murphy's Law of Selective Gravitation: Anything dropped in the bathroom will fall in the toilet
----------- Murphy's Law of Selective Gravitation: A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place
------------ There is always more dirty laundry than clean laundry
------------- When your plane is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time
------------ It will be all your fault, and everyone will know it
------------- If the truth is in your favor nobody will believe you
-------------- If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried
---------- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
----------------- Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't
--------- Waterproof containers, aren't
----------- Murphy's Law of Selective Gravitation: A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage
--------------- Murphy's Law of the Conservation of Filth: In order for something to get clean, something else must get dirty
----------------- If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway
----------- Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought
--------- If you're looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last
----------- You will always find something in the last place you look
----------------- The other line always moves faster
--------- Only after the bread fell, you know which side you should have buttered
------------- Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first
----------- If anything simply can't go wrong, it will anyway
-------------- Everything takes longer than you think, even if you know this law
-------------- Nothing is as easy as it looks
----------------- In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right, something is wrong.
-------------- Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics: Things get worse under pressure.
---------- If everything seems to be going well, you have overlooked something
----------------- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
------------- If many things can go wrong, they will all go wrong at the same time
------------ If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
--------------- Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed
-------------- Anything that can go wrong will go wrong... at the most inopportune time
----------------- The worst is yet to come...
----------------- Anything that can go wrong will go wrong
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