Things nobody says: I'm shipping out for 14 months. I need you to keep a close eye on my girlfriend #32

Sh*t nobody says: /  "I'm shipping out for 14 months. I need you to keep a close eye on my girlfriend."
Sh*t nobody says: / "I'm shipping out for 14 months. I need you to keep a close eye on my girlfriend."
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