Computer slogans: I have either bubonic plague, bark beetle infestation or am kidnapped by aliens each night #14

Googled my symptoms. I have either bubonic plague, bark beetle infestation or am kidnapped by aliens each night
Googled my symptoms. I have either bubonic plague, bark beetle infestation or am kidnapped by aliens each night
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