Cryptocurrency joke: Last night my wife left me for Mr Satoshi. She took everything, but Satoshi left me 3 BTC, 17 LTC and 492 NMC. #29

Last night my wife left me for Mr Satoshi. She took everything, but Satoshi left me 3 BTC, 17 LTC and 492 NMC. I was sad at first, but now I'm trading here.
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