Funny job description+Image | If things are going well, I mustn't tell anyone. If things aren't going well, everybody knows it #17

I'm a criminal. If things are going well, I mustn't tell anyone. If things aren't going well, everybody knows it.
I'm a criminal. If things are going well, I mustn't tell anyone. If things aren't going well, everybody knows it.
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