| Sprüche und Witze für ProgrammiererEin Bild sagt mehr als 1024 WorteFrage: Ist 0 = TRUE und 1 = FALSE oder ist es umgekehrt?
Antwort: 1![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
--------------- Frage: Ist 1 = TRUE und 0 = FALSE?
Antwort: 1![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
-------------- Computer machen sehr schnell, sehr exakte Fehler![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
---------- Informatik: Wir lösen die Probleme von heute... morgen!![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
----------- Durch regelmäßiges Abschalten aller Server während der Arbeitszeit, fördert der Administrator soziale Kontakte unter den Arbeitskollegen.![](data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQEASABIAAD/2wBDAAYEBQYFBAYGBQYHBwYIChAKCgkJChQODwwQFxQYGBcUFhYaHSUfGhsjHBYWICwgIyYnKSopGR8tMC0oMCUoKSj/2wBDAQcHBwoIChMKChMoGhYaKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCj/wAARCAAqAFADASIAAhEBAxEB/8QAGgABAQEBAQEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAcDBAECBv/EADwQAAACBQgFCgUFAQAAAAAAAAECAAMEERYFBgcSVlfS0yEjJJGUEyIlMVFhcZKT0RQzNEFCF0RygYJT/8QAGQEBAAMBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEFBgMH/8QAKBEAAAMFCAMBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAECAxEVkdEEEiFRU2Fj8FJUooGh/9oADAMBAAIRAxEAPwCTMzMrMySUZpZWZWuOV7EUgFMDcfl3CDQNcKgADwe4NAB4psLKzPlF7OoASj0iAEL0ftDtm1ms0OD76H/yT5kwnJyarKrULmYrUpKVeqWCYTSqALwcRQNQaog5wuH8R8E6nGep0HD4MdnAa3Qu0/udXz/77f8AKaYzN/e9/BUE4c4MrM+TnM6gRMPRwCQvSG0O2nWavQ8Ptod/JMl7MrBmlQWdlZjrShtoHApQYTcu4AZxrjXBzge4dAj4p2uM9doOPxg7QAVumtp/bavmf12f5TmlEoHk8xVrOtaSMqoSqVSsTAaSg+IF5F41ArCLxAHj+QeCQRn3vf4JcQsxZm0XOB8+F/mJgT2DKLbcL/MTAnhZ1US1QfM5te7sDNT2KqJbHNu4M1MlhsPUiO1cskBBlFtuF/mJgRBlFtuF/mJgRFVEtjm3cGaiKqJbHNu4M1GGwPtPL8BBlFtuF/mJgRBlFtuF/mJgRFVEtjm3cGaiKqJbHNu4M1GGwPtPL8Cds0wJ2KGVkVDNqXVonKBFx1jI8zE5aBqzMNfrEAeL3aREO9NhmNOt6501pZHkPkvY/r9dX2rn6eb2P6gDvS3w7TBamTdxcpEO0wWpk3cXKS1ia/EY6BsvYRM6CIBMadb1L5rSyHL/ADnMf0Gur7Lz9HN7XdYh3pk0TBnYuZ2pWE2pdVCrLVUmVsjjNutrVmka/WADoc/SAB3pdIdpgtTJu4uUiHaYLUybuLlIia/EIGy9hEzoOcs9KQwKAfp4q0B/zN7p7GtIl3ir0ze6bw7TBamTdxcpEO0wWpk3cXKSsx3F+6zcU1jCNaRLvFXpm90RrSJd4q9M3um8O0wWpk3cXKRDtMFqZN3FykY7g6zcU1jCNaRLvFXpm90RrSJd4q9M3um8O0wWpk3cXKRDtMFqZN3FykY7g6zcU1j8tBUy7zjcSTEiCpl3nG4kmJIo9D05XiyGkh7bXVJNBa4KmXecbiSYkQVMu843EkxJFHoei8WQQ9trqkmgtcFTLvONxJMSIKmXecbiSYkij0PReLIIe211STQWuCpl3nG4kmJEFTLvONxJMSRR6HovFkEPba6pJoLXBUy7zjcSTEiCpl3nG4kmJIo9D0XiyCHttdUk0H//2Q==)
--------------- Ein Programm ist erst dann zuende programmiert, wenn der Programmierer stirbt![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
--------- Die Aufmerksamkeitsspanne eines Computers ist so lang wie das Stromkabel![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
----------------- Wer braucht UPDATE und SELECT, wenn man DROP hat?
----------- Der feine CSS Unterschied zwischen .wife und #wife![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
---------------- Könnte ich bitte mit dem Task Manager sprechen?
--------------- Das Gefühl, wenn man die ersten Stunden des Tages damit verbringt, die Bugs zu beheben, die man in den letzten Stunden des vorherigen Tages programmiert hat
------------ Koffein rein Code raus
---------------- Programmierer sterben nicht. Sie verlieren nur einige ihrer Funktionen.
--------- Ein Bild sagt mehr als 1024 Worte![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
----------- Tastatur = Die Hardware, die man braucht, um Bugs zu erzeugen![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
-------------- Bester Kompressionsalgorithmus, um den meisten Speicherplatz zu sparen: "DEL *.*"![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
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--------------- Drücken Sie ALT‑CTRL‑DELETE, um fortzufahren![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
--------------- Merke: Alle Prozessoren warten mit der gleichen Geschwindigkeit![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
--------- Das Zeichen des Teufels: rw‑rw‑rw‑![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
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---------- Wie weiß man, ob es HTML ist oder HTML5? Wenn's im Internet Explorer läuft, ist es HTML.
----------------- Müsste nicht zwischen <head></head> und <body></body> auch <neck></neck> sein?![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
-------------- Wie nennt man Programmierer aus Finnland? Nörds.
---------- Hardware = Der Teil des Computers, den man treten kann![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
---------- Jeder Witz kann ein Einzeiler sein mit genügend Semikolons![](data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQEASABIAAD/2wBDAAYEBQYFBAYGBQYHBwYIChAKCgkJChQODwwQFxQYGBcUFhYaHSUfGhsjHBYWICwgIyYnKSopGR8tMC0oMCUoKSj/2wBDAQcHBwoIChMKChMoGhYaKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCgoKCj/wAARCAAqAFADASIAAhEBAxEB/8QAGgABAQEBAQEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAcDBAECBv/EADwQAAACBQgFCgUFAQAAAAAAAAECAAMEERYFBgcSVlfS0yEjJJGUEyIlMVFhcZKT0RQzNEFCF0RygYJT/8QAGQEBAAMBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEFBgMH/8QAKBEAAAMFCAMBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAECAxEVkdEEEiFRU2Fj8FJUooGh/9oADAMBAAIRAxEAPwCTMzMrMySUZpZWZWuOV7EUgFMDcfl3CDQNcKgADwe4NAB4psLKzPlF7OoASj0iAEL0ftDtm1ms0OD76H/yT5kwnJyarKrULmYrUpKVeqWCYTSqALwcRQNQaog5wuH8R8E6nGep0HD4MdnAa3Qu0/udXz/77f8AKaYzN/e9/BUE4c4MrM+TnM6gRMPRwCQvSG0O2nWavQ8Ptod/JMl7MrBmlQWdlZjrShtoHApQYTcu4AZxrjXBzge4dAj4p2uM9doOPxg7QAVumtp/bavmf12f5TmlEoHk8xVrOtaSMqoSqVSsTAaSg+IF5F41ArCLxAHj+QeCQRn3vf4JcQsxZm0XOB8+F/mJgT2DKLbcL/MTAnhZ1US1QfM5te7sDNT2KqJbHNu4M1MlhsPUiO1cskBBlFtuF/mJgRBlFtuF/mJgRFVEtjm3cGaiKqJbHNu4M1GGwPtPL8BBlFtuF/mJgRBlFtuF/mJgRFVEtjm3cGaiKqJbHNu4M1GGwPtPL8Cds0wJ2KGVkVDNqXVonKBFx1jI8zE5aBqzMNfrEAeL3aREO9NhmNOt6501pZHkPkvY/r9dX2rn6eb2P6gDvS3w7TBamTdxcpEO0wWpk3cXKS1ia/EY6BsvYRM6CIBMadb1L5rSyHL/ADnMf0Gur7Lz9HN7XdYh3pk0TBnYuZ2pWE2pdVCrLVUmVsjjNutrVmka/WADoc/SAB3pdIdpgtTJu4uUiHaYLUybuLlIia/EIGy9hEzoOcs9KQwKAfp4q0B/zN7p7GtIl3ir0ze6bw7TBamTdxcpEO0wWpk3cXKSsx3F+6zcU1jCNaRLvFXpm90RrSJd4q9M3um8O0wWpk3cXKRDtMFqZN3FykY7g6zcU1jCNaRLvFXpm90RrSJd4q9M3um8O0wWpk3cXKRDtMFqZN3FykY7g6zcU1j8tBUy7zjcSTEiCpl3nG4kmJIo9D05XiyGkh7bXVJNBa4KmXecbiSYkQVMu843EkxJFHoei8WQQ9trqkmgtcFTLvONxJMSIKmXecbiSYkij0PReLIIe211STQWuCpl3nG4kmJEFTLvONxJMSRR6HovFkEPba6pJoLXBUy7zjcSTEiCpl3nG4kmJIo9D0XiyCHttdUk0H//2Q==)
-------------- #ehefrau { right:100%; margin:0; }![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
----------- !FALSE
Das ist lustig, weil es wahr ist.
--------- Was waren die letzten Gedanken des Computer-Nerds? F1! F1!! F1!!!
------------- Debuggen ist Detektiv zu spielen in einem Krimi, in dem man auch der Mörder ist
----------- Kennste dat? Wennde janz rammdösig biss, vonne regex?
--------- Und dann sprach Gott: Es soll sexy Menschen geben. Und so erschuf er Programmierer.![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
----------- Loop gefangen und kann nicht raus!! Hilfe ich bin in einem rekursiven
---------------- "Diese Software wird Ihre Arbeit um 50% reduzieren!" — "Gut, dann nehme ich zwei"
---------- "Verbrennt den Hexer!!" — "Ich bin kein Hexer. Ich bin Informatiker." — "Formatiert ihn!!!"
--------------- Wer "Alt" sagt, muss auch "Control Delete" sagen
-------------- "Und, wie ist das Wetter?" — "Caps Lock!" — "Hä?" — "Es shift ohne Ende"
------------ Es gibt keinen Ort wie 127.0.0.1
------------- Die vollständige Version von DELETE ist CTRL‑ALT‑DELETE
-------------- Brexit = 1 GB free
------------- Programmierer können sogar Holz hacken
------------ Wer ist dieser LAN und warum macht er so viele Partys?
----------------- VIP = Very important IP
--------- Heute schon 7 bugs gefixt. Bleiben nur noch 138.
------------ An guten Tagen löscht ein Programmierer mehr Code als er produziert
------------- function HatMeineFrauRecht($ihreAussage) { return TRUE; }![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
---------------- // Lebensmotto if (situationMies) dasBesteDrausMachen();![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
---------------- Es gibt 10 Arten von Menschen. Die einen verstehen das Binärsystem, die anderen nicht.![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
--------------- Die Kuh macht Gras zu Milch. Der Programmierer macht Koffein zu Code.
---------- Ich konnte den Bug leider nicht beheben, da er sich außerhalb des Bildschirms befand
---------- Linux wird nie das meistinstallierte Betriebssystem sein, wenn man bedenkt, wie oft man Windows neu installieren muss
---------------- Das Leben ist ein hartes Spiel. Die Grafik-Auflösung und die Sound-Effekte sind ist auch cool.
----------------- Was an @^[^^](?=!?[3‑7+‑1.0%].\p{L}{2,3}{4,*,6})(?:\(?:\\\[[[‑\]]]+?..)|$@uU verstehst du nicht?![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
---------- Was waren die letzten Gedanken des Computer-Nerds? Ctrl-z! Ctrl-z!! Ctrl-z!!!
---------- Ein Algorithmus, wo man mit muss
---------- Beim Küssen ist der Mund das Face-to-Face-Interface![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
----------------- "Sollen wir ins Kino gehen oder zu Hause bleiben?" — "Ja"
----------- Wir Menschen sind für Computer das Stuhl‑Tastatur-Interface
-------------- UNIX wurde entwickelt, um zu verhindern, dass sich jeder Dahergelaufene einbildet, dass er sich mit Computern auskennt
----------------- Warum verwechseln Informatiker Halloween und Weihnachten? Wegen oct(31) == dec(25)
--------------- Wie viele Programmierer braucht man, um eine Glühbirne zu wechseln? Keinen. Es ist ein Hardwareproblem.![](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
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