Englische Sportwitze: One day at the airport: We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 has changed the boarding gate to Gate 42 Ten minutes later: #17

One day at the airport: "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 has changed the boarding gate to Gate 42." Ten minutes later: "We apologize, but it's Gate 3." Ten minutes later: "It's Gate 49." As the passengers are sitting down the voice announces: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program."
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